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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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This team looks the same no matter who is coaching. 

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Hopefully the team's alarm clock will go off soon and they will wake up.

We look totally confused. Unacceptable. They better start getting it together or this is going south beyond repair.

Lol this game is already lost. Our team is completely outmatched

I’m sure we will look better but I’m just tired of starting off every season with the deer in headlights look. Can’t we force a 3 and out then drive the field and score first? Apparently that’s just way to much to ask.

Time to start heroin again 
If this keeps up I'm kicking everyone out, dumping all the liquor/beer and go straight to huffing gold paint in paper bag..

It sucks that we are opening against the 92 Miami Hurricanes. We should schedule someone easier. 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Insanity = Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.

“Second verse, same as the first”

So apparently... 

Defensive line sucks. Offensive line sucks. Linebackers are slow. Secondary sucks. 

Quarterback sucks. 

 

Great. 

Nothing better than college football in a mostly empty NFL stadium. 

Defense looked totally out of position. Got lucky there, three wide outs on 1 guy. 

Fuck Canada, TO its time to figure this fag out.

Just now, GotThatFire said:

Where’s the Juice

I was mixing it with vodka, but it's wasn't strong enough so I threw it out. 

I got happy drunk last night.
looks like tonight will be angry drunk.


You too?

We have players who run around with their heads down on both sides of the ball

2 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Locke didn’t look good on that first possession

Same as last year, decent when he is unaccounted for...can't shed a block, loses contain 

Haven't run Sam yet. Guess we're experimenting with the others for now.

How come everybody else’s team looks better prepared than ours? 

STOP!  Let go ST.

NO MORE FIRST DOWNS FUCK THESE ASSHOLES

Hell of a return, maybe that’ll be the spark we needed

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