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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

I'm stuck at work til 2 trying to watch the game between stupid customers coming in. Not fun.

Tre Watson, Dicker the Kicker, Caden Sterns....new guys gonna show up today and ring in a new Texas

 

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Tre Watson, Dicker the Kicker, Caden Sterns....new guys gonna show up today and ring in a new Texas

 

i want to see 6+ throws to Watson out of the backfield.

Has espn game day really completely ignored Teas? Only talked about Maryland briefly. Conspiracy against Texas to renegotiate the LHN since they are losing money on it?

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

I want to see no offensive pass interference calls.

I'm triggered

Not much a surprise, but Kasim Hill taking snaps with 1st team Center/offense.

so the Terps and Ravens share the field?

No, the ravens have a field in Baltimore. The terps play on campus in college park.
Has espn game day really completely ignored Teas? Only talked about Maryland briefly. Conspiracy against Texas to renegotiate the LHN since they are losing money on it?
Game's on a Fox network, they want viewers to watch ESPN/ABC stuff..

fs1 has leinart on and ESPN won’t mention Texas.  Wtf

 

If I’m kyler Murray, and I’m not, I wouldnt dress up like some south beach fashion consultant and dare everyone to try to hurt me.

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Game's on a Fox network, they want viewers to watch ESPN/ABC stuff..


Ah got it. Well, I’m going to stick with my moral outrage anyway.

If we want some media love and respect we gotta earn it

11 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

Interesting. I've been getting head at halftime the past 2 seasons. Maybe I need to start putting in work before games to switch things up and gets the wins. 

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

image search for "exiting the wilderness" is thin on both google and bing

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1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Interesting. I've been getting head at halftime the past 2 seasons. Maybe I need to start putting in work before games to switch things up and gets the wins. 

Will you have to pay extra for the girls to arrive two hours earlier?

14 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Just had secks in my game day polo,  feeling luckier. We gonna smash up turtles now.

Halftime hummer guaranteed if we are up 20 points

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck Maryland and their terrible ass state flag

Fuck Maryland and their cool as shit state flag

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NO CESSPOOL FAGS HERE LOVE ME SOME FOX

I want herb hand’s bbq pit
 
I've seen them for sale at HEB, I think. I am purely speculating here, but I highly doubt that it is worth the price. It was a couple grand and looked like it wouldn't hold heat worth a damn and that you'd burn through the bottom in a couple of years, tops. That being said, if I had the money to buy it and only use it on game day instead of a weekly thing like my kamado grill, then I would absolutely buy it.
7 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Or you can watch LHN and get nothing but Texas coverage. 

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

Just now, Newdoc said:

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

I don't question Herb Hand if he gets the line to play well. 

36 minutes ago, Zavala said:

NO LUBE

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If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were from Silent Hill....
Some UA ad exec though this up on a bad acid trip. Cripes.

Hoping the ol actually fucking blocks from time to time this year.

 

The fuck is this, the Little League World Series?  I don't give a shit about OU's ghay hobbies.

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Will you have to pay extra for the girls to arrive two hours earlier?

That depends. Need pics of your daughters to confirm. 

Just now, Newdoc said:

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???

Some guy? You knew here??

It’s some guy cooking a fajita pizza with grapes on it. WTH???


That “some guy” is Texas Co-OC/Offensive Line Coach Herb Hand.

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Robert Smith doubling down on Texas making it to the CFP.

CSB- I sold Robert Smith my road bike several months ago. Talked a little CFB with him. Said he had just been down to Austin and liked what he had seen compared to past years. Didn’t quite pick up THAT level of optimism from him, so that’s interesting to hear

i know its not customary to do this in the game thread, but i wanted to contribute something memorable.

 

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

Yep.  Unlike last year, I just want to win, sit back, and enjoy the rest of today's games without anger.

I dont care if its a last second score, a blowout, a near-choke, just win the fucking game. 

It’s going to be a last second blowout as we choke them near to death.
Odds on first play being a pass?


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