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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Dude was already going low and off balance before the slide started. No way to avoid that.

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

We would have stopped them on the holding penalty. Idiotic High School play by Gary Johnson. 

That may be the new gold standard for stupidity from Johnson

Such an undisciplined and stupid football team. That is on the coaches

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

Texas is a new coach and 3-4 years from being relevant again

Just like every year since 2010.

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

Omenihu gonna Omenihu. He was griping on the sidelines earlier

he does everything but get to the quarterback. another overrated player that will be lucky to be drafted. 

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Good call. Stupid.

Honestly, no excuses for his team.  Full of upper classmen in year two of the same systems.  This is in the coaches.  

See you guys two years after we get a real coach. 

What the hell was GJ thinking?  The QB was sliding! That's a bone head play

Where are all the fans... audience looks paltry

I hate feeling like a game isn't worth watching in the 1st half.


I hate feeling like the off-season is starting already during the first half of the first game.
Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

This feels scripted it’s so bad. 

You can't script a Johnson ejection.  Cursed more than anything. 

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

Well at least he won’t get hurt

 

/bright side 

Seriously, whose fucking dog did we kick? Whose granny did we flip off? We are most certainly in the fucking wilderness!

Edited by Droopy

Yeah, that was a bad idea. Love Johnson’s aggressiveness. But the ref’s are looking specifically for that foul. Being the first week of the season I fully expected that would you see a few of those across the country simply to set the tone for the year.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Fuck that!

I’m surprised we’re even still in this game. Feels like we’re getting destroyed. 

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

I bet Herman wishes he’d stayed at UH.

I wish Herman had stayed at UH.

1 minute ago, TexOx said:

See you guys two years after we get a real coach. 

That’s what we said two years ago.

Can we overcome a two score deficit or is it over

Time for a quick 30 second break for the defense. 

People complaining about taunting and targeting. Jesus christ, this is not Oklahoma state. We are just fucking garbage

I'm tired of our team being full of dumb asses

 

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