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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

100% targeting.  That was not a normal tackling level.  He was sliding and GJ tried to go down for him.

if GJ had a normal tackle form there it’s bullshit but he went down.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Fire Herman and hire Putin </no-Cr>

Defense actually looking better. They got lucky with the PI. We need the offense to kill some clock and get us to the locker room.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

He slid pretty late to me but I'm sure they'll uphold it.  I hate all these bullshit rules.

Yep. Same as Joe flacco a couple of years ago. You run full speed at a guy and at the last second you slide and when the guy hits you, penalty. Brilliant to allow the QBs to be invincible running down the field.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Roughing the passer, pass interference, and targeting on one defensive drive.

 

Your move offense...

That was a complete and total display of dumbassery. Terribly coached and undisciplined players. 

Not to mention we still have a total impotent offensive system that could be stopped by a good high school defense. 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Thank God basketball season is right around the cor....

Furk.....

NFL starts in 5 days. 

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I miss Mack Brown and Greg Davis. Lol

me too. then again i wasn't one of the idiots running mack out of town.

I expect a hand off for a gain of two yards, then fake hand off into the qb dive for 2 yards, then a drop back for a incomplete pass or he has to scramble because no one is open. Then punt. 

Please put in the Buch. I know he is applewhite lite but Ehlinger is like Tebow lite

Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 


If tom doesnt demote beck after this game, he’s WORSE than charlie.

Think about that.

WORSE than strong.
 

 

 

Whoa whoa whoa. We had a winning season last year.

On a positive note, as horrible as we look on both offense and defense, we are only down by 10.
 
I’m gonna wait till the end of the third-quarter before I meltdown.
 
on pace to lose by 30. I don't feel positive.

Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Team overlooked Maryland in anticipation for Tulsa

Image result for it's a trap

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Texas is a new coach and 3-4 years from being relevant again

If Sam is not involved in the running game.  We’re done.

or maybe we are either way.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

NFL starts in 5 days. 

Lol the NFL is so sloppily rigged now it's hilarious. 

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I’m all for protecting players but there’s no fucking way to prevent that. Gary was already going for the hit before dipshit started his slide

Agreed. But he should've kept his eyes up

and of course OU just rolls on not missing a beat. Fuck 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


Because America is pussified now

Yeah because Brain injuries are a fucking joke. 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

I don't know man, Maryland had a killer off-season program...

Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.
stop.

I wonder if at the presser Tom is going to look down and the table and cry and drink his water bottle over and over. Where is the Tom Herman that Texas hired that was so great at Ohio State and Houston? 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Guys, as an objective observer, let me give you a pep talk. 

This is a difficult environment to open the season.  Maryland isn’t terrible, they know they’re not supposed to win this game, and they’re at home.  They’re going to play with reckless abandon.

Texas is rusty, all the pressure is on them, they’re on the road, far away from home, and the opponent doesn’t suck.

It’s not surprising Texas looks shitty but I think the horns will exhaust Maryland in the second half and pull away.   The key to a successful program in college ball is conditioning.  If you can out fatigue the opponent, you will win most of your games.

So give these boys 60 minutes of play before passing judgment. They deserve that much.

Do what? Sure, there is always a measurable amount of improvement for every team between games 1 and 2. But, there is also programs considered historic power houses (like us) that are supposed to not let this happen unless it is against a similar opponent. Maryland, well they ain’t that.........

man.... we cant throw short, we cant throw middle, and we can only throw long if the fucking receiver makes a miracle catch 

Just curious. Do we practice football at all for no 

so, no chance we pick up 6 yards on 3rd down.

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