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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just curious. Do we practice football at all for no 
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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Still trying to understand the upside of playing a 5th-year senior DB who's been getting burned for half a decade over one of the 5-star corners that every school in America were drooling to get on campus.

This is some great playcalling.

im calling a trick play any moment because we can’t do anything else.

ehlinger looks like shit too.

O-line is trash and skill positions look mediocre. 

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

God damn.......WTF do we do in the off season. We look like dog shit. Fuck You Beck. Fuck You Herman

We keep a horrible offensive coordinator because he's the coach's friend. 

6 in the box and we run to the edge.

Promote Coach Hand to OC play caller and keep it moving.

Just now, 6th Street said:

OU up 35-0 with 12 mins left in the 2nd qtr

They're gonna pack our shit in

There was a reason I didn't chug koolaid this offseason..

Today is that reason.

did Lil Jordan tell the announcers to change his name to LJ?
that's what the team calls him.

Same ole bullshit. How the fuck do you come out with this shit offense again. Zero improvement actually a few steps back

This is awful. I bet that fox guy that picked us feels stupid. I hope he gets made fun of on air for this

Just now, 6th Street said:

OU up 35-0 with 12 mins left in the 2nd qtr

Gonna win their 50th big 12 champ.

I’m not sure what sucks worse.  The penalty, or dumbasses denying it’s a penalty. Jesus. 

So we still need a QB

Players need to be called out for being pussies at halftime. What could it hurt?

2 minutes ago, 40acresaustin said:

I don't know man, Maryland had a killer off-season program...

I hate that I laughed.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Put in Rising. Fuck it. 

Yep, fuck it.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Just curious. Do we practice football at all for no 

Kickball and whiffleball but no football or football skills 

Just now, ousux said:

There was a reason I didn't chug koolaid this offseason..

Today is that reason.

I didn't read one 9.95 fake pos article this offseason. Never drinking that shit again. 

3rd and 6. More manageable 

We’ll call a 3yd route and you’ll fucking like it sir.

When you have a chance to hire THE Rutgers University OC that led the literal worst offense in the country and an ex-Nebraska OC even worse than Shawn Watson, BY GOD YOU GOTTA MENSA IT HAPPEN

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is some great playcalling.

im calling a trick play any moment because we can’t do anything else.

ehlinger looks like shit too.

He's living off the Westlake thing. 

30 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Pee must not be the right color today

Sorry...I am hitting the bourbon heavy.

Sam still playing like corky. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

OU up 35-0 with 12 mins left in the 2nd qtr

OU will beat texas like 30-17. Outgain Texas by 600 yards, we get blind hope the team can hang with the big boys, then lose to KState by 28 the next week.

 

Rinse. Repeat.

Just now, Tracer Bullet said:

Alright put in Buechele.  Ehlinger isn't cutting it

notice how the WRs are covered like glue?  that ain't on teh QB. our offense is a retard design

someone tell me who the fucking mentor was again!?

greg-davis.jpg

 

Just now, GRHorn said:

I’m not sure what sucks worse.  The penalty, or dumbasses denying it’s a penalty. Jesus. 

It’s a penalty but the rule needs to be tweaked. The most athletic human on the planet could not have pulled up in time. 

I’ll never understand the Beck/Brewer as receiver out wide set

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