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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Thaaaaaats what we needed. The ousux score and a highlight. Fuck that.


Remember when we did that national coaching search to find the best coach to replace charlie?
I dont either.

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

lets see if we can complete a pass

TD DD 

Man, if you watch enough of this shit you can quickly see the difference between a serviceable, good and a great QB. A team with both an experienced AND quality QB has a huge advantage. If nothing else just the skill to get his team out of shitty situations with a minimum amount of damage.

They're gonna pack our shit in
Probably, but that doesn't change the fact FAU is overrated as fuck..

Tom needs to sprinkle fairy dust on the offense

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

I didn't read one 9.95 fake pos article this offseason. Never drinking that shit again. 

They still sell that bullshit?  I just tune out during the off-season now while awaiting the eventual shit show. 

Actually it was an option with Ehlinger keying on the LB, and Sam made a bad call by pitching it. The center was open for him. Outside was covered.

Just now, Izhmash said:

Sorry...I am hitting the bourbon heavy.

I'm rolling with Corzo Anejo with a xanax chaser planned at the half. 

2 minutes ago, Snacks said:
3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:
Fine, you want to slide on a football field like a fucking pussy  to keep from getting hit then move the fucking ball back 5 yards from the spot.

stop.

fuck you, dude slid right into the hit, fuck this shit

same shit different coach

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

lets see if we can complete a pass

nope...

Just took a break to go outside for minute, are we still a shit sandwich?

It's not too hot today, I think I might take the dog to a walk on the seawall, anything instead of watching this shit. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The dilly dilly shit is getting old.

Well we have a dilly dilly team

At least our offense stayed on the field for a few minutes.  By stamping on the leg of a MD player.

He's living off the Westlake thing. 


He’s the best fullback playing quarterback in college. I’m done with him.

Bring in Cameron Rising and do triple option stuff 

Sam sacked himself. 

3 and out. Again. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Buy your tickets for the fucking Texas bowl

You're fucking delusional.  We aren't making a bowl game

Alright, Alright.  That's enough of Sam.

3rd and 6 so let’s run fake jet sweep run by ehlinger for 1 yard.
You'll get sacked and you'll like it
Just now, longhornmatt said:

Seriously, it seems we decided to be a drop back passing team without even running spread option now, even though Ehlinger is the running QB.  And last year the QB was our primary ball carrier when we had Buechele starting.  Mind boggling.

Yeah, this is a little confusing. I’m not sure what we are trying to be?

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

If tom doesnt demote beck after this game, he’s WORSE than charlie.

Think about that.

WORSE than strong.
 

 

 

At least we aren’t guaranteeing him $70 million.  

Sigh.

Tell me again about how great our receivers are in getting open?

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