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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

1 minute ago, staboner said:

notice how the WRs are covered like glue?  that ain't on teh QB. our offense is a retard design

someone tell me who the fucking mentor was again!?

greg-davis.jpg

 

I’d kill for GDGD right now.

We could have used our best player from last year, Dickson

hilariously bad offensive design. their DBs are running the routes for our WR. showing them where to go

Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass

This is the best we can do?  

Nothing has changed in the last 5 years.

ST still suck, offense sucks and no pass rush

Just now, SA-KC_Horn said:

Guys, comeon.....we hiding the playbook from bloU.

Maybe we just lost our playbook.

3 wins tulsa baylor kansas. Beyond that that is gravy 

we still need to rekick.... and not it wasnt on his plant leg my bad

Wouldn’t that be a first down?

forgot we got sacked and suck 

Edited by Neonmoon

One day we’ll all wake up and realize that our school is no longer a football school. Top recruits around the nation already know that. We’re probably tops in recruiting Texas H.S. paper tigers though.

At least we get this shit over early in the day 

1 minute ago, Tracer Bullet said:

You're fucking delusional.  We aren't making a bowl game

We will make it.  Whether we should play it is another story.  

Oline is terrible, stand straight up and get pushed backwards.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Good lord. How bad was Buchele’s decision-making in camp if that’s why Ellinger got the nod?

Shane is a baseball player 

Edited by NowThis

So because Sam just took a sack, that running into the kicker penalty doesn't result in first down. This team just loves not doing the little things.

Jeez. A bad punt and subtract even more for the penalty...

Welp.

seems we can’t find our Dick with both hands 

awesome. 

Someone needs to tell the punter that when hit you act like a World Cup soccer player. You don’t spring up run to the sidelines and high five your teammates 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Why did Charlie coach us this summer?

Tom busy at the scrip club.

Going to be a long season.  Figured they would lose and Maryland would win one for the fallen teammate.

I do not even know how to describe our offense. Sam is is just dropping back to pass with no read options, no motion. It’s like we are trying to be the 1996 Florida Gators. 

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