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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

1 minute ago, wild_turkey said:

Is Mack available?

Mack and GD would have handled Maryland

2 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Sam has a lot less pocket awareness than last year.

No, it sucked last year as well

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Wouldn’t that be a first down?

Running into is like 5 yard penalty

Roughing = 1st down and personal foul

OU is going to fucking curb stomp us American history x style. 

remember when some picked UT to win the conference?  bwhahahaha 

Why did Charlie coach us this summer?
I don't think anyone coached this team this summer

interesting tactic by the Big 12 officials.... dont throw flags for obvious jersey pulling holding

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Maryland penalties trying to keep us in it.

And unlike us, they will adjust/get chewed out at halftime and those penalties will dry up. 

holy shit BJ Foster did a soccer flop to draw that flag. LMAO

thats our best play for (outside the TD catch)

I need a gif of that

Edited by staboner

This is an aborted clown show quickly morphing into a traveshamockery with farcical tendencies. 

Glad to see that as terrible as the whole team looks today, our OL looks even worse. 

The defense shows flashes but fucks up bad at least a couple times a series. Offense looks totally fucking hopeless. 

Going to be a long season.  Figured they would lose and Maryland would win one for the fallen teammate.

Fallen teammate doesn't have shit to do with this
1 minute ago, Stringer said:

Buechelle time.  Can’t be worse

Just call him the Buch. Spelling his name sucks. By the way same with the other one

holy shit BJ Foster did a soccer flop to draw that flag. LMAO
thats our best play for (outside the RD catch)
I need a gif of that



Our team watched the wrong futbol games over the summer

our  [insert down here] & 10 defense is borderline useless.

 

they have like 5 first downs getting 10 or more yards

Team plays with zero passion or pride.  It's fucking opening day and players are playing like a winless pro team late in the season playing for a paycheck.  

Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Fallen teammate doesn't have shit to do with this

Trap game! Lmao 

"first game of a new offensive coordinator, sure doesnt look like it does it"?

 

man it must feel nice to get that compliment

3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Is Mack available?

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Just now, taybo20 said:

Hill is ripping Orlando and his defense apart

Orlando is Conference USA garbage 

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