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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

3 and out

 3 and out

 3 and out 

3 and out 

3 and out 

fuck you tom for putting beck back up in the booth.

Just now, EuroHorn said:

We have 50 total yards and two first downs.  Haha

Fuck Tom Herman for acting like the offense is fine

and this punter has a loooooooooooong way to go

punting off the knee is good technique, no?

Where the fucking is the Whiskey Uber app, I’m already out and think a B&E or DWI isn’t worth it. 

Edit 15yard punt. Fire up the Huffy

Shane gettin a pornstache going..

He knows he's gonna play this year.

We need to get another one of those Aussie punters.

 

Oh, wait

I was going to say “this could get ugly” but ugly left the barn a long time ago. 

Maryland, you don’t need trick plays

Now they are just fucking with us. Embarrassing

Now they’re just clowning us

someone called that several pages back

hahahahahahahaha .. 

 

bad news bears. 

 

lmao x infinity 

i remember this stat from last year, and I believe it still holds.

 

Texas has not overcome a 14 point deficit in any game- at any point since 2008

You just have to laugh at how fucking terrible we are. 

Stocked full of upperclassmen. No injuries. No excuses. 

 

And getting blown out by a bad football team. 

Somebody on here called the jet pass.

Calling it. Now 52-7 final. This team has already given up 

First question at the presser better be, "how was Maryland so much more prepared to play this game in every phase of the game, with all they have going on, than you guys?" I'd love to see smug Tom's face.

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