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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Damn. Just now turning the game on. Wow...now another Maryland td.

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Tom Herman will be fired after this season. Book it.

that's a $15 mil buyout no? 

One time in high school, in a JV game, our punter punted for 15 yards and we made fun of him for the rest of the season.

I don't think Texas will ever be good at football again. Rice is our future.

I cannot believe Ehlinger blew that pass. His receiver was wide open.

And then it hurts us big time.

We should have given up a safety a kicked , instead of punts like that

1 minute ago, thestud said:

holy shit nice kick Kangaroo Jack

 

I’ve been laughing at this for 2 straight minutes.

But I’ve been laughing at this team for 35 straight minutes.

I will be drinking for the next 12 hours

Dude throws like a junior high schooler and we're making him look like Brady

Damn.  I could punt 15 yards and I'm old as hell.

... And another defensive breakdown...furk.

I'm going to go masturbate to some midget clown paraplegic porn.   It's less disturbing.  

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its over

 

 

herman is fired on monday

Ballgame?

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this drive is the one.  if it tom lets beck continue this abortion they both deserve to go.  otherwise tom starts calling plays and we move the ball.

defense just kept us in it.  come on tom.  8 years is enough of this shit.

Tom is a a dipshit. Beck is a dipshit. Put in Buch

There is literally no fucking recruit that willow ant to come to this dumpster fire shit show fuckup waste of a football team 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Why not? Other than the Duvernay leaping grab, what the fuck has Sam done?

1/6 for 0 yards. -2 yards rushing. Pretty stout performance.

Maryland looks and is playing sooooo much more physical than Texas is. 

It is not even close. Texas is just getting their shit pushed in. 

It’s even scarier as this team last year showed shit in terms of half time adjustments. 

Just now, Texas said:

First question at the presser better be, "how was Maryland so much more prepared to play this game in every phase of the game, with all they have going on, than you guys?" I'd love to see smug Tom's face.

Yeah, no excuse for this. Texas was smug and snigfing their own farts and nobody was ready to play.

That’s not on Cousin of Dicko. That’s on the team.

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Just now, dark54555 said:

What is is that has gone so fundamentally wrong with this program to look like this year in and year out?


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look at the qbs we've passed on. the list of superior qbs we've passed on is almost 10 deep.

Just now, Newy25 said:

You just have to laugh at how fucking terrible we are. 

Stocked full of upperclassmen. No injuries. No excuses. 

 

And getting blown out by a bad football team. 

 

being coached by an assistant you left out that little capper

That’s called utilizing your talent. Not Texas we make sure we spread it around even to guys that are meh. Embarrassing.

Why do they keep showing the punter? 

Show Timmy Beck who cant dig this offense out of the endzone.

So down 2 LBs a CB and our OL gets no push...

 

Not looking too good to start the season 

That’s it for me. Tour de Fat still going on in Ft Collins and that is a more productive use of a Saturday. 

Herman has to clean house on his staff and he will be coaching for his job in year 3. We know how this song goes by now. 

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Tom Herman will be fired after this season. Book it.

THREE. YEARS.
It's a rule or something.

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

I’m guessing 31-7 at the half

Your faith in our ability to hold them to 31 is puzzling. 

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