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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Well, much like the last two years, it’s good to know I’ll have my saturdays back.

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

looked like a girl punting, throw the ball up and take 2 steps and try to kick it

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Saw that coming. Inconsistent just like Dickos first year 

Yeah, people forget Dicko was good for one of these a game his first year. 

Well at least the offense is as good as the defence this year.... we got that going for us >>>>

Ever see a boxing match where it’s obvious from the opening bell that one of the boxers has no desire to be in the ring?

Sorry. Did I miss something? I’ve been in the bathroom cutting myself.

Poor coaching, bad execution, if this is what we are putting on the field this year then burn it down now.

 

Just came inside from checking the smoker for a couple of minutes and return to find the shit show got bigger.

 

Fuck my life.

Heisman campaign started by Texas.

Welp, my Saturday’s just opened up for a few months. 

Wow, Just wow.

QB Change?

We need one score before halftime.

Going to be at best a 3-9 season with some pretty big blow outs. 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

Can we try SOMETHING else.....anything!

the bar is chanting:

BRING BACK MAC

BRING BACK MAC

 

please please be a second half team...🤟🏽🤟🏽

 

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

I'm going to go masturbate to some midget clown paraplegic porn.   It's less disturbing.  

Ran out of cigars to smoke?

I’m not usually in the FIRE THE CORCH! group, but this is appalling. 

When do we all Hara Kare?  Halftime right 

this reminds me a lot of the 2015 Notre Dame game.    we come in with hype and get massacred away from home.

 

Maryland is going to end up as a 6 or 7 win team, and yet they are going to murder us 2 years in a fucking row.

 

I'm going shopping with my wife.   Not gonna tell her the score.

1 minute ago, Twizzler said:

What's the strength ifnnthis team?

Do we have to answer now?

Can we forfeit now? Isn’t that better than a L ?

5 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Review gives our punter a rest.  

Nailed it!

Comical! Yippppie!

Ready for the season to be over? Too soon? Lol. Wow.

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

Guess ill go clean the fucking house. 

Fuck that man, just change the channel and move on to booze. 

At this point it’s obvious the staff doesn’t know how to prepare for game 1. 

How the fuck are we WORSE than last year!!!?!??!?!?
Take last year's game vs Maryland and add jetlag.
2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't think he controlled that ball.

I sort of agree, but I don't know if it matters anymore.  

It's time to start scheduling FCS teams. Not even sorry.

Just now, TexasTroll said:

the bar is chanting:

BRING BACK MAC

BRING BACK MAC

 

please please be a second half team...🤟🏽🤟🏽

 

LOL. It's Mack's secret plan

Orlando is a city, Canada is a country.   Advantage Matt. 

That's the difference between an MVP punter and an average punter.   I fear we are _really_ going to miss Dickson this year.

 

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