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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just now, F250 said:

Just came inside from checking the smoker for a couple of minutes and return to find the shit show got bigger.

 

Fuck my life.

Man how posed that you wasted money smoking meat for this shitty game. I stayed home and eating party pizza. 

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

This is worse than any Strong team.

No it’s not. It’s pretty much exactly the same.
What's the strength ifnnthis team?

Classy uniforms?

At some point UT has pissed off the Football God.  We’re the Israelites that will be wandering in the desert for 40 years. It’s worse than Mich and Tenn.

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

It's time to start scheduling FCS teams. Not even sorry.

We are an fcs team. 

Goddamn guys this is fucking terrible. O line is trash. What the fuck did they do all summer. 

Charlie Strong beat Notre Dame in game 1 and raised expectations. It resulted in his dismissal. Herman is lowering expectations for the rest of the season and will out-perform them. Mensa!

Just now, Newdoc said:

At some point UT has pissed off the Football God.  We’re the Israelites that will be wondering in the desert for 40 years. It’s worse than Mich and Tenn.

LHN 

Somebody put a curse on this team, there's no other way to explain a decade of this horseshit.

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

That's the difference between an MVP punter and an average punter.   I fear we are _really_ going to miss Dickson this year.

 

Dicko wasn’t great his freshman year.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm going to go masturbate to some midget clown paraplegic porn.   It's less disturbing.  

Doing it in public is less embarrassing, too. 

Nice run back

Yes let’s use the transfer from Cal more. The ones we recruited aren’t good 

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Our football program, and what little talent we can convince to come here, would make Nick Saban look like a below average coach.

What does it mean if we cross over that yellow line on the field?  Does anyone know?

These runs are too fucking slow to develop

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is worse than any Strong team.

This is absolutely the worst team I've seen in my adult life.

This team doesn't seem like it even gives a shit.

Go block someone don't just stand around dipshits

3 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

THREE. YEARS.
It's a rule or something.

Not if he pulls an Ed Price and goes 4-8 or 3-9 with a Mack Brown-esque 60 something to 10 something loss to OU.

2 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

THREE. YEARS.
It's a rule or something.

Not if this is the product they are producing.  At this rate 1-5 is not inconceivable over the next month and a half.  

If that happens he will be a dead man walking

Feels like another year of shit. Zero improvement! All the same problems from last year are still here and we can call it now. It will be much of the same. Herman went 13-1, 9-3 and then 7-6. That is the wrong track. If we pull it out it will be great but we expect much more than this.

Nice run back that was 7 yards.

Both lines are getting worked. A positive is that this may be the best lines we play all year.

2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Guess ill go clean the fucking house. 

I really hope you’re CDC. 

Maryland must have their third stringers in the game

4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm going to go masturbate to some midget clown paraplegic porn.   It's less disturbing.  

So you're going to watch Murray play? Kinky!

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