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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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#2451

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

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#2458
Just now, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

Short version: we can't block, tackle, pass, run, or cover the pass.

#2460
Just now, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

we are shitty.   and we are most likely worse than last year

#2466
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

A bunch of goddamn bullshit.

#2469
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

If you have a loaded firearm, it’s better if we don’t tell you.

#2472
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

We're in the 6th quarter from last  year's game.  Picking up where we left off.

#2474
1 minute ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm dove hunting in West Texas and not watching the game but have seen the score. I just have one question. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

We're getting Vandelayed.

#2476

RB moves to outside WR spot, is Hand calling plays?

THANK GOD WE WANNA RUN IT DOWN THEIR ASS! FUCK THESE TURTLES.

#2492
5 minutes ago, thepop said:

how would any of us know?

they could have shown beck being thrown out the window while i was furiously trying to find a gif to express my feelings

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