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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Why is porter in the game?

To tip off the opposition that the QB will rum

 

Edit: I won’t correct rum to run. I’ve been drankin

I think my feed is now about a minute behind.
I'm at the game and am 10 seconds behind.
Why is porter in the game?


Only one who can block

Beck: QB draw

Herman: pack your shit

Nice first 3rd down conversion. Nice run by Sam
First one of the game... With 39 seconds left in the 1st half.

Shit.

Show.
Just now, Twizzler said:

Sam, you can slide

 

Nah he prefers to be perpetually concussed.

At Texas we have to make sure we play all 7 rb’s and at Maryland they are like fuck the shitty senior wr we are starting our true freshman and giving him the ball because he’s badass.

72s paint on paints are failing

Just now, TexasMan said:

If they get a TD, go for 2?

what did the Deloitte book say to do?

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

Time for a CJ jump pass to the end zone.

there you go

A jump ball to CJ. What a novel concept.

Yes! With the defender tackling him early. And fuck that ref that was right there and looked 

across for the other guy to make the call. retarded fuck 

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