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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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I missed the first quarter. Who receives to open the 2nd half?
We do.
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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Texas is back. 

Yeah, they thought that after ND two years ago...

Just now, hookem48 said:

just kick the extra point you fucking idiots

the data from the CRAY 1 said to go for 2

Where the duck was dicker the kicker???

bar stop chanting....

At least Sam threw the ball away.  Much better than forcing something.

Edited by kevwun

Just now, hookem48 said:

just kick the extra point you fucking idiots

You’re obviously not a mensa member. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Nice comeback. But how on earth do you decide to throw that into the stands? 

Concussion's damn hard to come back from.

Can we just do a full scale tempo run game set to start the 2nd half

ITS WHEELER TIME!!!!!

Herman called the TD play and Beck called the 2-point play?

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

What a strange half of football to start the season 

i'm befuddled

That’s really the best 2 point play we have?

Only*
Just now, millhouse said:

Yeah, they thought that after ND two years ago...

No one with a brain thought that. 

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Might need to develop a new 2-point play or two instead of running the same one all the time.

a team not in our conference knows we run the same fucking back fade route to the TE when in this situation and they were prepared for its. hilarious. 

kick the extra point and get the ball to start the second half, damn

Just now, Fozzz said:

You’re obviously not a mensa member. 

 

or a football data consultant

Anyone got a good deal on a steering wheel?  I beat the crap out of mine for most of the first half.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Obvious pass interference and still got the TD.

And announcers too ignorant to even mention the PI.

I like the fight some of the players have..

Freshman are showing promise, as well as some boneheaded freshman shit. (On D)

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wudda liked a better run/ pass play option on the 2 point play.  But Im not gonna complain about going for 2 it was the right choice

Agree. It’s what our qb runs the best.

I'm not going to even attempt to go back and read previous pages... but has Mensa taken over this offense or what? 

The offense is a completely different unit the last 2 drives

Edited by SurlyBDR
..except for the dumbass 2 point attempt

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

And maybe Orlando pulled his head out of his ass about the same time?

Just now, Michael Knight said:

millennials love video games

Kirk says dumb things sometimes a lot

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

CJ is a beast.

Did Sam just throw away a 2 pt conversion?  Like against OU last year on 4th down?

Regard is regarded. Still no football IQ 

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

I'm not going to even attempt to go back and read previous pages... but has Mensa taken over this offense or what? 

The offense is a completely different unit the last 2 drives

I think so.

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

He needs to be benched for the rest of the year since they won't leave him at BWI like they should.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Nice comeback. But how on earth do you decide to throw that into the stands? 

I'd rather have him throw it into the stands than try and force something. With our luck that bitch would've been housed off a pick

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Can we just do a full scale tempo run game set to start the 2nd half

This.

Put Danny Young and Tre/Keo in there, run the dual rb spread with 3 wrs. Put a guy in motion and have him be an "H" back if needed.

These TEs are fucking garbage. They should not sniff the field with the talent we have at WR and RB. 

I'm thinking the triple option out of 2rb shotgun spread, but maybe putting too much faith in Sam.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

I assume they benched Tim Beck when we went down 24-7?

I can’t help but think that the sudden offensive revival was not Beck’s work.

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