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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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At this point I’ll take a close win. Hopefully the 2nd half will be like the last half of the 2nd quarter.

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Tom has really been clutching that playsheet tightly. Gotta think he is calling plays now. 

We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium
I mean 11 AM CT game time. You wonder what that does to them. Really. Circadian rhythm and shit.

What a set of drives. Love to see Sam running and Texas exerting it’s Will. It’s so fucking hot there may be one fan watching halftime show in person. 

Just now, Guitarman said:

Well, then. They flipped the switch. Nice.

So basically all we have to do is move up switch flipping time to, maybe, like the opening kickoff?

Well I’m gonna go do my own halftime show and beat the meat watching pornhub. Hoping to really set the tone for the second half 

7 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Throw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage and good things happen. Stop with the bullshit Beck.

We used to have a guy like that.

Time to find out if Texas is worthy of coffee.

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Let’s go for two with a QB dumber than Tebow

We should have called a jump pass play. Damn.

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Need to get he ball to Lil Jordan and Collins more in the second half....

I cringe on every pass play.

The ones that work are the quick passes. If Sam holds it for more than a second after the drop it's very iffy.

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

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At least you’re getting fuck we eyes

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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This guy knows how to post during halftime! Giggity! 

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:
2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:
We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium

I mean 11 AM CT game time. You wonder what that does to them. Really. Circadian rhythm and shit.

According to the all access they wake up super early for practice then go to class then take a nap. Had a whole segment with Omenihu going around showing the naps. Those probably happen between 11 and 1. 

6 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

No one with a brain thought that. 

I see your Alzheimer’s is progressing nicely.

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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Why would anyone mount a mahi that small?

Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum.  He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Let’s go for two with a QB dumber than Tebow

The only time he throws it away is on a 2 point conversion. 🤦‍♂️ 

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3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Need to get he ball to Lil Jordan and Collins more in the second half....

Brandon Collins is long gone. 

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Need to go for two here. Sam is a bulldozer in short yardage.
Better pass it.
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4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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The only thing in burnt orange that has made me happy today

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

The only time he throws it away is on a 2 point conversion. 🤦‍♂️ 

Or on the last play of the game when we’re down a touchdown. 

Just now, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

At least you’re getting fuck we eyes


He’s looking down at his phone how can you tell

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

That Volkswagen commercial was fucking weird

I thought it was gonna be an ad for Cars 4

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

One of the perks of being a Longhorn fan right now is the early opportunities for heavy drinking.

How well did Maryland recruit the last 5 years? Class rankings—-anyone have them?

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

Dumbass. I've been drinkin since I got back from my haircut and car wash excursion. Fuck no we ain't good.

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.
If you miss it you're out a point. If you get it, huge psychological boost going in tied. I'll allow it. Play call and throw away was moronic.
1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

Yup, but if we are even in a close game, it's all shit. 

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