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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#2954
We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium
I mean 11 AM CT game time. You wonder what that does to them. Really. Circadian rhythm and shit.
#2955

What a set of drives. Love to see Sam running and Texas exerting it’s Will. It’s so fucking hot there may be one fan watching halftime show in person. 

#2957
Just now, Guitarman said:

Well, then. They flipped the switch. Nice.

So basically all we have to do is move up switch flipping time to, maybe, like the opening kickoff?

#2961
7 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Throw the ball beyond the line of scrimmage and good things happen. Stop with the bullshit Beck.

We used to have a guy like that.

#2963
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Let’s go for two with a QB dumber than Tebow

We should have called a jump pass play. Damn.

#2964
Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Need to get he ball to Lil Jordan and Collins more in the second half....

I cringe on every pass play.

The ones that work are the quick passes. If Sam holds it for more than a second after the drop it's very iffy.

#2969
1 minute ago, horncyclist said:
2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:
We must've been gassed from running out into the stadium

I mean 11 AM CT game time. You wonder what that does to them. Really. Circadian rhythm and shit.

According to the all access they wake up super early for practice then go to class then take a nap. Had a whole segment with Omenihu going around showing the naps. Those probably happen between 11 and 1. 

#2971
6 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

No one with a brain thought that. 

I see your Alzheimer’s is progressing nicely.

#2974

Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum.  He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.

#2975
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Let’s go for two with a QB dumber than Tebow

The only time he throws it away is on a 2 point conversion. 🤦‍♂️ 

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#2988
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

The only time he throws it away is on a 2 point conversion. 🤦‍♂️ 

Or on the last play of the game when we’re down a touchdown. 

#2989
Just now, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

#2991

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

#2994
Just now, LTtxfan said:

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

One of the perks of being a Longhorn fan right now is the early opportunities for heavy drinking.

#2998
Just now, LTtxfan said:

Sorry I waited to start drinking till 2nd quarter..... it's on me that we sucked on offense early...... We Good??

Dumbass. I've been drinkin since I got back from my haircut and car wash excursion. Fuck no we ain't good.

#2999
going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.
If you miss it you're out a point. If you get it, huge psychological boost going in tied. I'll allow it. Play call and throw away was moronic.
#3000
1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

Yup, but if we are even in a close game, it's all shit. 

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