Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

Featured Replies

4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Why would anyone mount a mahi that small?

Just looks small next to the large woman

  • Replies 5.7k
  • Views 321.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

Going for it was fine. Why the hell did Sam throw it OOB? Just toss it into the endzone and at least give Collin/LJH a chance to come down with it. An INT doesn't hurt us.

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Just gonna have a little halftime angry sex

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

4 minutes ago, Assman said:

Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum.  He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.

Tell them to lure him into the oven exhibit and fire that bitch up.  

Everyone’s in position. The defense is going to the right spots. The reads are all accurate. 

But they spent the first quarter and a half doing a walk through. Like they were trotting through the plays, not actually playing a game. Not ready. Not ready. 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Yup, but if we are even in a close game, it's all shit. 

It was about momentum.  We had it all. Just need a mouth punch coming out of the half

I tried to tell you bitches getting angsty we didn't get the top rated RB in the country last year that Ingram was no slouch..

Saw him pretty much single handedly take over the state championship game his JR year. I think it was Abilene (Wylie?) They beat coached by a txhsfb hall of famer known for his defenses...and Case Keenum.

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

One of the perks of being a Longhorn fan right now is the early opportunities for heavy drinking.

Being down what 17 pts, and now only 2pts at half.... and get the Ball 1st with Wheeler returning in 2nd half after losing Gary..... I'll take it...

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

Yeah, it looked like they briefly tried to massage it out and then were trying to stretch it.

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

Except the trainers were manipulating his ankle before he walked off. 

1. Joining them in that pregame celebration was not so much classy as dumb. This is a game of emotion, and we surrendered the initiative.

2. Hag injury — it looked like they were examining his ankle from what I saw. Hopefully and possibly not a knee.

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

8 minutes ago, SideSlip said:

I see your Alzheimer’s is progressing nicely.

Musberger said that. Again, no one with a brain thought that.

Just now, Colonel Sanders said:

Nice to see wheeler warming up

aka "Prison"

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

Except the trainers were manipulating his ankle before he walked off. 

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

I was starting to question leaving Ehlinger in and just swapping out Buechele to give the team a boost. I think Herman made the right choice— either taking over or pushing play calls. You could see the team got a lift from somewhere. Mensa

2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

That’s what is so awesome about being married. They are right there. No hunting at all. Damn

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

He may have been Watson’ed.

Brian Davis said it looked like it was just cramps

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:


To keep them from targeting.

That's what the flag and penalty yardage is for..

1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

Yeah, I was trying to say that it wasn’t his achilles. 

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He may have been Watson’ed.

I hope they leave his ass in DC

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

"Collaborative effort"

"We welcome input from all the coaches"

"It's not Tim Beck's Offense, it's the Texas Offense"

Bob Ballou said Hager is expected to return

4 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year.... except Becks went for a loss

Edited by US183

Hey! Just quit your job? Come buy an expensive car!

And yall said wearing a jersey was a bad idea.


He's not fucking them
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

That’s what is so awesome about being married. They are right there. No hunting at all. Damn

And apparently your hubs has zero stam.

13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

7_EC2514_C_C75_E_4_C01_8049_3_BE55_A2396

Looks like she has one of those weird, flat asses. 

Hager is a cramp. Expected back. 

D. Davis out with a neck injury 

Edited by Fuck Tim Beck
Per LHN just now

9 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

10 minutes ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

he was walking on it, so a blown achilles seems unlikely

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

Looks like she has one of those weird, flat asses. 

Yeah, but those titties aren't flat.

Alright...a nice comeback...maybe we can get this thing back on track.

1 minute ago, US183 said:

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year....

Seriously, that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that.  Except the rest of the play call was good enough that it worked.  In our case the play call was for the QB to run for his life. 

Just now, gaspar said:

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

Cramps. He's expected to return.

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Dude who buys and wears a big 12 hat hahahahaha. Wood though.

I don’t think that’s a dude, but it is Austin, so I could be wrong.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.