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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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FUCK THESE FAGGOTS GET ME A TURNOVER WHEELER

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Hot take here, but god damn I really hate everything we do on offense. Do our WRs have route trees?

Your QB starting 2-7 doesn’t help

Yeah. I like giving the quarterback the benefit of the doubt over fucking Beck though.

Locke is fucking terrible. Receiver always open

Hager back in with the torn achilles.
They replaced it with some of his magic hair.
Just now, hookem48 said:

I thought they amputated at halftime

They did. Gotta make weight however you can. 

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Hager back in with the torn achilles.

Rubbed some dirt in it. From his lunch pail. 

Solid hit on the qb... Hill looks dazed...

Another delay of game? Is there some sort of time distortion on the field?

4 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Give him a break. He’s putting in a different hemisphere and obviously has not figured it out yet.

 

Hemispheres is confusing.

 

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Ball spins the other way or something.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Locke is fucking terrible. Receiver always open

Alcoholism inducingly bad.

Darryl is looking down on these ST in shame.  special teams were one of his primary foci for every team he coached.

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

Another delay of game? Is there some sort of time distortion on the field?

Crowd noise. 

we need to do something here,  even if its a 80 yard drive for a FG- taking the lead would be a huge boost to our confidence

Ball spins the other way or something.

And apparently the field is backwards.
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

oh shit they going ofr it

Nope, no balls.

Bad delay of game. If they get the snap off, they probably get some bullshit call against us for a 1st.

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Locke doesn’t need to be anywhere near the field.

fify

1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Trying to draw offsides or what?

Yeah. Then it would have been 4th and 2 and worth the risk to go for it.

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Darryl is looking down on these ST in shame.  special teams were one of his primary foci for every team he coached.

Also looking down on your spelling in shame.

Alright we survived that shot show. Let's get it going offense.

how soon before we read an article about some roided up methhead moron drinking NOS and trying to take on a fucking car in the street??

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Aight let's move the chains.  Nice, long sustained drive.  TWSS

TRE, TRE, KEO, TRE, DANNY, DANNY, LJH, TRE, TRE FOR TD.

You know your conference is struggling when you are highlighting the band. That was gay as fuck big ten.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

how soon before we read an article about some roided up methhead moron drinking NOS and trying to take on a fucking car in the street??

Not soon enough? 

Can we go back to uptempo offense? That's Big 12 football, that's what we're do. 

 

 

 

 

And the only thing that works. 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Also looking down on your spelling in shame.

Goddamn autocorrect.

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