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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Lightning delay. Gives Beck time to draw up some shittier plays.

Of course they do this AFTER Maryland scores. Now if it's bad weather all day they can call the game over.

and boom goes the thunderstorm.

 

right after MD takes the lead.

 

we really dont do well when we have weather delays here recently

Right as Maryland was getting winded The Universe gives them a nice rest break

Bought the Alaskan Frontier Pack 12 pack this morning.   3 Ambers, 3 Summer Kolschs, 3 Icy Bay IPAs and 3 Husky IPAs.    I hate running out of beer.

Just now, suddenly shaggy said:

Oh good, Maryland gets some rest. 

Exactly

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am certainly not a football wizard. But that seems like a coaching issue to me. 

Our coaches certainly seem to be deaf, dumb, and blind.

Well, isn't that convenient to call a weather delay right after the home team goes ahead by 2...

We're getting gashed outside consistently and it'd be nice if we could adjust away from the 4i for a moment.

This game is a nightmare. Maryland killed a kid, we are losing and now it’s delayed. Fuck this game and just win and get the fuck out.

Why? they still would be up by 1, is we made xp, what's the difference?


Because another Maryland TD we would still be a TD down dumbass.
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

What is rain?

Yeah, that's some made up bullshit right there.  No such thing.

Which one of you is responsible for the weather delay? Thank you.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

im fucking telling you,  they are going to have to pull this NOS commercial here soon,  some fucking idiot is going to record himself trying to be cute with a car and get creamed and blame it on the commercial

It’s probably going to be me FYI, but I’m pretty sure it’ll work.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Jesus...

Lets let the winded Terps team go and rest up and negate the lone positive we have on O

Yep. And we will come back out groggy just like the start of the game. 

Could not stop the game while maryland was driving eh?

Fuck these fox panelists are shit, Matt "we were the better team" Leinart.

OK...    midget clown paraplegic porn didn't work earlier.   Guess I'll have to get really weird now.  

Shark should not starts

Has to with GJ out now.
1 minute ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Oh good, Maryland gets some rest. 

Yeah we're starting to turn the tide because of conditioning. This won't help.

*I'm referring to the 22 unanswered points we scored before the last MD TD*

At this rate watching the other games on all the TVs on this bar. BlowU. TCU are gonna put 60 on this defense. Even tech will put 40.  They can’t stop shit. 3rd and 19. First down. Drop sure handed int next play touchdown 

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Of course they do this AFTER Maryland scores. Now if it's bad weather all day they can call the game over.

This isn't baseball. I don't think that's how it works.

I have been pretty apathetic about this football season.  

 

Struggling with Maryland still sucks, though.   

“Ok Tim we’re gonna need you to go up to that very top row up there and hold this metal rod up as high as you can...”

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

 Maryland killed a kid, 

Has anyone mentioned that the one thing better than honoring him would be not to have killed him in the first place?

Is GJ out next game too?

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, seems like we got fucked, Terps players were suffering 

yeah, they suffered right down our fucking throats that drive

Football and weather gods hate the Longhorns

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Interested to see if yall love or hate the delay

Fuck no. Rain/lightning delays always fuck Texas in every way.

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

Is GJ out next game too?

no, just second half today

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Has anyone mentioned that the one thing better than honoring him would be not to have killed him in the first place?

The only thing better would have been to kill 12.  /aggy

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

I’ve been up since 5:45 to hunt. I’ve been drinking beer. Do I watch the rest of this shit after the delay, or do I take a nap?

Leaning nap...

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This isn't baseball. I don't think that's how it works.

Suspending the Game ARTICLE 3. a. The referee may suspend the game temporarily when conditions warrant such action. b. When the game is stopped by actions of a person(s) not subject to the rules or for any other reasons not in the rules and cannot continue, the referee shall: 1. Suspend play and direct the players to their team areas. 2. Refer the problem to those responsible for the game’s management. 3. Resume the game when he determines conditions are satisfactory. c. If a game is suspended under Rules 3-3-3-a and b before the end of the fourth period and cannot be resumed, there are four possible options: 1. Resume the game at a later date; 2. Terminate the game with a determined final score; 3. Forfeit of the game; or 4. Declare a no contest. The option that takes effect shall be determined by conference policy if both institutions are members of the same conference. In non-conference competition, the directors of athletics at the participating institutions or their designees, in consultation with the coaches, must agree on one of the four options. This agreement will include the final score if the game is terminated (Rule 8-1-2). d. If a game is suspended under Rules 3-3-3-a and b after four periods of play and cannot be resumed, the game shall be ruled a tie. The final score shall be the score at the end of the last completed period. (Note: If a winner must be determined in a conference playoff game, conference policy shall determine when and where the game will be resumed.) e. A suspended game, if resumed, will begin with the same time remaining and under the identical conditions of down, distance, field position and player eligibility.

I love how they suspended after they scored. 
Takes a little momentum away,

If that that makes any gotdam difference.

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