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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Failing to stop Maryland on 3rd and 19 changed everything. Was the turning point of the game.

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Just now, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

That's because Maryland fans are stupid.

Just now, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

Lol at adjustments. It's orange slice time bitches! 

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

I’ve been up since 5:45 to hunt. I’ve been drinking beer. Do I watch the rest of this shit after the delay, or do I take a nap?

Leaning nap...


Nap.

You can always DVR the rest. Wake up, check your phone for the score, and then watch or delete what was recorded.
4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Maybe I’ll just take a nap and not wake up. 

R.I.P....

Fortunately ou seems to be off to a sputtering start also.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

Landover, Maryland

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

In what city is this game being played?  I know Maryland is in College Park, but is this Baltimore or somewhere else?

Landover, MD.

4 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 


Because another Maryland TD we would still be a TD down dumbass.

 

Hey dumbass... in that scenario.... we would still have had to CONVERT THE FUCKING 2 POINTS.   which if you werent paying attention, we didnt do.    and we had 3 mins to prepare for the fucking conversion as the MD player was hurt.

we had to go for it there.   It was a god awful playcall- compounded by Sam forgetting that it was a 2 point play and not a "dont throw a pick here" play.    so he tossed it out of the endzone instead of throwing a jump pass to johnson

7 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 

dup

Edited by AUS-97HORN

1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

Perhaps this will give us time to figure out that they can't stop Ingram.

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

Just now, hotdogGT said:

So, whats our record during weather delays?

Depends, do we have chicken strips?

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, seems like we got fucked, Terps players were suffering 

Suffering?  

Lulz.

Am I supposed to follow Twitter for weather delay updates or something

Edited by perfectchaos007

1 minute ago, hotdogGT said:

So, whats our record during weather delays?

0-0

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

I thought the RB coach decides which RBs will be used in a given series

Allow me to introduce you to Tim Beck. 

We didn't fire him in the 2nd quarter?
fuck
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:


This is Pam..... Cummings

Finally someone gets it.


Has to with GJ out now.
I know. i was being reactionary. he was having a good game until that td play.

a few posts prior, I said he should starts.

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

Tweet your grievance to CDC.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 

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Yes, you fucking dunce. But having the points now gives you the advantage of still being in the game. If Maryland scores, you have to score twice late. Always take the fucking points early dipshit.
OK...    midget clown paraplegic porn didn't work earlier.   Guess I'll have to get really weird now.  
You were watching the blowU game?
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.

There are three bands behind it 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Depends, do we have chicken strips?

I believe we won going away??? Were gonna need some Sally cookies and Orange slices, though.

Just now, 54_Strat said:

I thought the RB coach decides which RBs will be used in a given series

Ingram can be on the field. That doesn't mean Beck will call a run. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Also, can someone tell me why this game is being played at Fedex Stadium? This is a terrible atmosphere. Play this game at the campus. All these college games going to these neutral sites are terrible. Takes away from the pageantry of what separates college from the NFL. 

Not to mention the stadium itself is fucking garbage. It’s a straight up shit hole with worse sight lines than the cotton bowl. There are multiple seats where pillars block the view of the field. Of course it hardly matters at this game since the stadium is about 30% full

Just now, Neonmoon said:

There are three bands behind it 

Which band is opening? This is important.

Praise Allah for Vince Young. That was th apex of my sports fandom. I could’ve died a very content man then. The last 10+ years have been the equivalent of torturing those camel fuckers at Gitmo

So... yall are saying I should go to HEB for a beer run?

Just now, TexasMan said:

So... yall are saying I should go to HEB for a beer run?

Like HEB is open. 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Ingram can be on the field. That doesn't mean Beck will call a run. 

He's saving Ingram for USC and Oklahoma

Damn.  This may take awhile.  As soon as this storm passes, there's more behind it.


Looks like it’s moving slow. Should be able to cram in the rest of the game if this passes.
7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Don't be such fucking whiny bitches.  I'm sure the Maryland fans all are mad because they think our shit coaches will use this time to make adjustments. 

raw

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