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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

If I’m FS1 I’d show Charles in Charge reruns vs this game. 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Pizza has replaced chicken strips. 

 

Guys should feel real light after that. Wtf?

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

2345?   That may best the next time Texas has a competent coaching staff.

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Disappointed in DL's ability to pressure QB.  TEXAS just seems hesitant on Defense.

Offense still trying to find its rhythm, but seemed to play better when up tempo was used.  CDC probably needs to make sure opener not verses P5 Team for a while till Herman finds an offensive identity.....

There's probably a schematic reason for this, given our deficiencies at linebacker.

Very pleased in the near-competence I'm seeing from our OL.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

Add a 10 minute warmup, 4:00 at the earliest our time. This game would be over had they let it go. Yeah, I know the protocol, but this sucks.

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

Taking this one out of Urbans playbook. 

I mean, some of the defensive woes are explained by losing experienced talent and replacing it with inexperience and possibly less talent.
 
I mean, no Poona ffs.  But the rest of it  . . . . .

Yes! Got me last year at the cowboys game. Damn thought wed never get there. It rained 6 hours straight
Just now, Macanudo said:

2345?   That may best the next time Texas has a competent coaching staff.

I don't think I'll be around for that. Shit. 

Game should have been at college park. Being at FedEx was stupid. 

Don't we want them eating some fruit and lean protein or some shit? Fucking pizza? Hope they're getting some wings too. Maybe get the hook up on some cold ones. 

4 minutes ago, pacman said:

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

So content, they're blocking each other. 🙄

Sure would be nice to see the team not tripping on their own dicks for a change.

1) order pizza

2) have pizza delivered but don't let the team eat

3) pissed off team ass rapes terps by 30 the rest of the way

4) team goes back to locker and eats pizza

5) nobody dies due to rain

6) profit!!1!!!

4 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

FS1 “Maryland is on stationary bikes, but Texas is trying to order pizzas”

Yikes

Even LHN went away from Craig Way. 

Beck was telling someone "I love you" while being tackled on all access. 

Ordering pizzas. Great.


I hope its not from a pizza chain owned by a guy with the last name patel.
5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Projected start time is 345

But the time zone keeps shifting west.

Of course when given a lightening delay, Beck instead orders pizzas.

Edited by clapclapclap

I guess Herman doesn't believe in the "itis"

I blame phdhorn. He said the weather was just fine many hours earlier

I want some fucking 313 pizza, those yankees deliver yet?

I’m gonna fire up ncaa 2013 and curb stomp Maryland just to feel better about this day 

I like my pain short and sweet. Not like getting your dick sawed off with an old Emory board.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

this team doesn't deserve fucking pizza

sprinkles are for winners

1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

What’s wrong with pizza?

I'm in my 40s and don't have to play football... so nothing. 

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Just now, Wishbone said:

I like my pain short and sweet. Not like getting your dick sawed off with an old Emory board.

Albert Fish is disappointed in you.

Just now, Deej said:

Pizza is for closers.

Lulz. Fancy drinks with cool names are for closers. Losers hit the 7/11 twelve pack of shit beer.

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

ridiculous. I like my truth immediate and raw

Just now, Deej said:

Albert Fish is disappointed in you.

Fuck him too! 😉

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

But the time zone keeps shifting west.

Of course when given a lightening delay, Beck instead orders pizzas.

Not to go “Glen Garry” but pizza? WTF? 

fs1 just said the astros don''t have any issues.

 

wat

 

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 


You sound like a pussy

Is this gonna be back on TV at some point?

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