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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

Too bad the Redskins don't have a stadium with a retractable roof. That might have come handy.

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Maryland is a mediocre team.   Inexcusable this game is close.   

Just now, oh_snap said:

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

Needed a citrus replacement for the orange slices. Duh.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Pizza and beer for the players!

G5 

Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.
Is there lightning in the area?

Wish they’d order up some OG 4loko instead

So is this fucking game ever gonna resume or what?

Just now, Mikey4 said:
2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:
Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

Is there lightning in the area?

Not from the Texas offense. Thunder, either.

Just now, Mikey4 said:
1 minute ago, horncyclist said:
Looks like rain is starting to let up here. T+storms should be past in 10 min or so.

Is there lightning in the area?

At least in the last 30 minutes within an 8 mile radius.

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Fuck that noise. Agree about the first part tho. 

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

At least in the last 30 minutes within an 8 mile radius.
Thanks, hugely helpful bro.
3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Heard that the pizza has pineapple on it. Drew Mehringer’s idea. 

Orange slices.  It has orange slices on it.  Mack Brown's idea.

Went from hefeweizen to margaritas and back to beir. 

Should I just go strait to meth or is Texas gonna come back and curb stomp these fuckheads?

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

 

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Coach Hand cooking pizza for players.....

Surprised Maryland has not turned the ball over..... Dang Kris Boyd dropped interception allowed Maryland TD.....

This play is showing up big right now.

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

fs1 just said the astros don''t have any issues.

 

wat

 

That’s as crazy as thinking we still have the ability to schedule free football wins. 

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

Upboat if I had any left

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Boys need to snort some rails, to show a little life

Where's Michael Irvin when you need him?

15 minutes ago, pacman said:

the d is content to be blocked, seriously

that latest end-around by maryland, that got them a first down, pj locke was free when the runner turned the corner. locke proceeded to run right into a blocker, straight into him, with no wiggle or attempt to avoid him

boyd, at this point, is the only one to try and wiggle through, fight off a block

 

the other qb hits are free runs

Maybe I’m over exaggerating but it feels like we’re the only team in country that does this. We’ve been doing this bullshit for eight years. Defenders run right to the blockers like fuckin magnets and introduce themselves and play fuckin patty cake while the ball carrier runs past them for 15-20 yds. 

Start this back up. I've been drinking since 8 this morning. At some point, I need to pass out.

Welp time to take a shit. Might as well rub one out in the meantime too

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Let’s just get this win and go the fuck home. Never schedule Maryland again.

First cal now maryland.  We suck and its obvious we are unprepared again.charlie 2.0

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

 

Mack got the kids Chicken fingers during the delay in 13 against TCU. That worked out pretty well.  Hope Herman had that in his binder. 

6 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

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It’s no longer being pumped. Well, perhaps by some. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

3 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

 

On FS1 or somewhere else??

Edited by LTtxfan

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Maybe I’m over exaggerating but it feels like we’re the only team in country that does this. We’ve been doing this bullshit for eight years. Defenders run right to the blockers like fuckin magnets and introduce themselves and play fuckin patty cake while the ball carrier runs past them for 15-20 yds. 

Try 35 years before we won a championship after Royal. We wonder around like Ricky Williams in a haze in the mountains for years. We have no qb right now. And we seem to not find one despite them being all around us in Texas high school football. 

10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Pizza and beer for the players!

I just ordered pizza and I’ve been drinking beer all day so this hits close to home.

guess i should walk the dog now

I think the panel should just play Texas Holdem Poker during these rain delays.  Watching them BS for this long is painful.  

41 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

"There just isn't any continuity with the offensive play calling." -Matt Leinart.

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

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