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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Just now, elfenix said:

guess i should walk the dog now

Is that what they call it nowadays??

Well it did say ET. I am use to seeing EST

Edited by DanTheHorn

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

Kickoff to us, just inside the 4th quarter

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

On FS1 or somewhere else??

I'm hearing Oxygen or Bravo

SO we get the ball to start. 2 zone read handoffs in the middle and a 5 yard out punt 

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

I think we have the ball. They scored. Can’t remember if they kicked off or not. About 14 minutes left in fourth.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

SO we get the ball to start. 2 zone read handoffs in the middle and a 5 yard out punt 

Seems like a good time for Sam to throw a bad INT.

Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

Kickoff to TEXAS....14:25 left in 4th qtr

17 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Fuck that. We're Texas. We field a better fucking team and measure ourselves against the best we can find. Your opinion is humble, indeed. Too humble. 

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1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm hearing Oxygen or Bravo

lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

I think we need to run Sam more.

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2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

He was wrong in 2006, but even he can see how bad our offense is these days. 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

They didn't really order pizza during the delay, did they? 

It was a euphemism

I guess, at this point, the winner will just be the team with more heart.

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

Leinart can suck my dick.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

Friend of mine calls Lifetime Movies the "It's His Fault Network."

God dammit, hurry up.  I need to know if I'm happy or sad.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

So like now.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

10 minutes biotches.

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute biotches.

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lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

 

I heard Comedy Central in Texas and Cartoon Network in Maryland (or maybe I have that backwards)

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I guess, at this point, the winner will just be the team with more heart.

well thats kinda tough.  MD killed theirs, and we lost ours about 8 years ago

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Pizza was nixed but they ordered JITB tacos. 99 for $2. 

Then they definitely shit themselves. Fantastic.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

10 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:
12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

BYU.

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.gif

Just now, Magus Ossis said:

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute bioches.

Noice.

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

Just now, EtOH said:

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

Username checks out.

Why do TV commentators constantly use the phrase unanswered points when those points were eventually answered (Rob Stone: "Texas reeled off 22 unanswered points).

 

Just say consecutive.

Anyone else get the impression during the Kiffin post-game that he was just hoping not to be pulled off the bus when he gets back?

Just now, Macanudo said:

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

Jfc guys it’s a joke. Long day huh.

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