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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just now, Macanudo said:

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well thats kinda tough.  MD killed theirs, and we lost ours about 8 years ago

Ours died when Colt left the field versus Bama.   

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2 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

BlowU is gonna kill us. 

To be fair most teams will. 

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

Yeah, I've been drinking for a while today. 

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Field looks soaked. 

Reminds me of South Austin's mom.

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

There's going to be lots of pizza barf everywhere.

They ordered Pappa John's?

Just now, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

Yeah, no.

Oy, it's so humid, it's like a sauna in here! 
Like playing at home.

Lol he said preparing for a game hahahahaha he must have meant Maryland 

Wannstedt just said he wanted orange slices.   Is Mack there?

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Why do TV commentators constantly use the phrase unanswered points when those points were eventually answered (Rob Stone: "Texas reeled off 22 unanswered points).

 

Just say consecutive.

True. It would have been much more accurate to say the Longhorns have 22 unanswered questions. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

I heard he tried but whiffed while getting into position.

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Panel is trolling the shit out of us. 

We deserve it.

Just now, Wishbone said:

Is pizza code for cocaine?

meth.   pure meth

They didn’t eat fucking pizza you drunk fuckers shut up.

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

Yet you are cognizant enough to post this bullshit
2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I hope Vahe went full Maorian in the locker room.

Meh. Vahe blows.

"...in what has been a good one."

Fuck you!

Just now, Wishbone said:

Is pizza code for cocaine?

I hope it's code for cojones, cause that's what they need to find/order

oh deer lord.   we need to actually have a real fucking drive here

Just now, Soul Glo said:

You know....you're gonna have wet balls.

Not with this performance.

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

True. It would have been much more accurate to say the Longhorns have 22 unanswered questions. 

Upper level management type stuff right here.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

They didn’t eat fucking pizza you drunk fuckers shut up.

I shouldn't have to be drunk at 3:38 pm because Texas is sucking Terrapin ass.  

Just now, Macanudo said:

I shouldn't have to be drunk at 3:38 pm because Texas is sucking Terrapin ass.  

I am as well. But everyone is going off a lesser than Chip Brown level reporter saying this shit. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Not with this performance.

I need to get my shit together. Because I just got dunked on.

I don’t think a wet field will change much. I haven’t seen any speed from us on either side of the ball.

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