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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Why do we run those stupid fucking plays 

That play gets other teams massive yardage. Yet we haven’t been able to run it going back to Greg Davis. 

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Makes you want to put your head into a brick wall.

Tom Herman, about that hangnail.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Wtf! That play call right here shows me why we will win 7 games. 2 yards and we throw a quick out because we don’t have a dominate run game. Unbelievable. 

Dominant

We are probably the only team in the country who has NEVER been able to execute that shitty screen play. Yet we constantly run it. Fucking maddening. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Wtf! That play call right here shows me why we will win 7 games. 2 yards and we throw a quick out because we don’t have a dominate run game. Unbelievable. 

They’ll be lucky to win 5 this year. 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

CJ needs to learn how to block if he hopes to be a high round draft pick..

he knows how, he chooses not to

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Fucking sideways shit.  Just great.

Yeah, you woukd think this shitty ass turd would change the ideas to vertical 

 

Meanwhile, maryland should be fucked with their gimmick offense in these horrible field conditions. If they switch to just passing we are screwed maybe.

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

our tax dollars at work.

Actually, previous owner paid for it

That bullshit effort is why CJ will never be an NFL player

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Are you fucking serious?????

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING MARYLAND.

Stop it. We've been in the desert for nearly a decade. Until we get right we should start scheduling cupcakes first game of the year. Let this team get some fucking confidence for once to start the season. TCU, OU and A&M are all feeling really good about themselves right now.

How many fucking times do we have to see it before we can stop it?

Now comes death by 1000 paper cuts defense. 

Strip the FUCKINF BALLL

Is it totally predictable that they drive down the field and score to end this game? I must have battered wife syndrome because that is what I envision. 

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

too wet for the jet sweep.

Too hot in the hot tub

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Stop it. We've been in the desert for nearly a decade. Until we get right we should start scheduling cupcakes first game of the year. Let this team get some fucking confidence for once to start the season. TCU, OU and A&M are all feeling really good about themselves right now.

you are typing these words like the majority of the next 10 years fucking schedule isnt already signed and under contract.    wake up its not fucking happening

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

too wet for the jet sweep.

That's what she said.

SLIP N SLIDE FIELLD FUCK ONLY THE REFS CAN SAVE EM NOW

AND THEY WILL

BULL FUCKINF SHIT

Lol. 3rd and 11 and you knew that was coming. 

3rd and long our fucking achilles heel.     we love, love, love to let the other team convert on 3rd and more than 10.

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