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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#4453

This team sucks fucking dick. You basically have had two halftimes and still can’t scheme or even outplay this Maryland team that doesn’t have their head coach? Bullshit. Fuck Tom, fire him and let’s keep it going. Next man up. 

#4454
Just now, bad_teammate said:

Have some faith.

 

I can't give you a good reason why, but have it anyway.

They destroyed any faith I had ages ago

#4458
Just now, Bullneck said:

Wow, incomplete, I'm surprised.

 

Replay shows clearly out.  So, retroactive pass interference?

Somebody is about head over the maryland sideline to hit QB right about now.

#4461
1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

surlyhorns.com

 

Website name checks out.

Yeah, fucked out of Bevo and fucked out of shaggy too. Just fucked.

It's like lifting a million ton rock off your head. 

BLOCK THAT KICK 

#4462
2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We should hire Maryland’s coach. Love their running game. 

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

#4470

Ironically, he should not have gone for it earlier but I would probably go for it here. 

#4472
Just now, UTEX_ME said:

who's 7? 

True frosh Caden Sterns. He's been all over the field today. One of the few bright spots.

#4474

We can still win this, but we have to play smart, unfortunately we haven’t shown we can do that

#4478
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Yeah worst case Texas has to go a long way for fg.

#4479
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Texas won’t move the ball. Fg for Maryland seals this one. 

#4480
Just now, Macanudo said:

I hate Mack Brown.   But Tom Herman is approaching Mack territory.

Mack Brown > Charlie Strong > Tom Herman.

 

#4482
Just now, Brandywine said:

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

First, you fire Tom Herman......

#4488
1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’d go for it because we suck 

But these guys suck dicks n got no balls. And they are being us by 5.

#4490
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Dude you want to win the lotto too?

#4494
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Great for 4 qtrs?   How about great for 4 series?

#4497

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.

 

#4498
3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Herman is gonna be such a bitch in the post game presser when he’s grilled (rightfully so) over how bad we played today

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

#4499
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

I'd settle for a full half

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