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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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very good call by the zebras...I would have bet money it was a TD in real time

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
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    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Hill even when under pressure has been able to throw some catchable balls.

This team sucks fucking dick. You basically have had two halftimes and still can’t scheme or even outplay this Maryland team that doesn’t have their head coach? Bullshit. Fuck Tom, fire him and let’s keep it going. Next man up. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Have some faith.

 

I can't give you a good reason why, but have it anyway.

They destroyed any faith I had ages ago

I hate Mack Brown.   But Tom Herman is approaching Mack territory.

Just now, Bullneck said:

Wow, incomplete, I'm surprised.

 

Replay shows clearly out.  So, retroactive pass interference?

Somebody is about head over the maryland sideline to hit QB right about now.

1 minute ago, Ten Bears said:

surlyhorns.com

 

Website name checks out.

Yeah, fucked out of Bevo and fucked out of shaggy too. Just fucked.

It's like lifting a million ton rock off your head. 

BLOCK THAT KICK 

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

We should hire Maryland’s coach. Love their running game. 

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Fuck. That’s a TD. 

how the fuck could you possibly think that?

Ironically, he should not have gone for it earlier but I would probably go for it here. 

If you’re Maryland you go for it. Texas hasn’t shown shit on O. Make UT go 96. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

who's 7? 

True frosh Caden Sterns. He's been all over the field today. One of the few bright spots.

Just give them the TD and lets go home and have some hugs 

We can still win this, but we have to play smart, unfortunately we haven’t shown we can do that

Most important FG defense in Texas history...

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Yeah worst case Texas has to go a long way for fg.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

If I’m maryland I gonfor it. Texas can’t stop shit and has zero offense. They know this 

Texas won’t move the ball. Fg for Maryland seals this one. 

Just now, Macanudo said:

I hate Mack Brown.   But Tom Herman is approaching Mack territory.

Mack Brown > Charlie Strong > Tom Herman.

 

Just now, Brandywine said:

Truthfully I don’t know who we hire to fix this mess.

First, you fire Tom Herman......

Everything you really need to know about the last decade of Texas football has been on display since play resumed. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’d go for it because we suck 

But these guys suck dicks n got no balls. And they are being us by 5.

Just now, Macanudo said:

First, you fire Tom Herman......

I thought it was, first you make a roux?

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Dude you want to win the lotto too?

Whoever was calling plays about 2 hours ago better start doing it again.

FUCK YOU Big 12 refs.......

B12 refs have been corrupt for several years.
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

Great for 4 qtrs?   How about great for 4 series?

Glad they kicked the FG.  If we were still down 2, I wouldn't want it coming down to our own FG kicker anyway.

Ok offense. 6:44 drive for a td would be great. 

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.

 

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Herman is gonna be such a bitch in the post game presser when he’s grilled (rightfully so) over how bad we played today

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

I'd settle for a full half

We’ll do just enough here to run the clock, get close to midfield and end up with a 4th and 12. 

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