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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Took a nap woke up to some good D. Let's go Horns!

One of these days, Texas football is going to make me literally kill someone.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Can we be able to witness a game where we actually play great for 4 qtrs? Fucking ridiculous.

I watch the TEXAS/ usc NCG on a regular basis .....

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Glad they kicked the FG.  If we were still down 2, I wouldn't want it coming down to our own FG kicker anyway.

Truth

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

We need good play calling from Beck and Sam to play smart football. So, we got this. 

Then our defense has  to play smart football and not give up cheap yards with stupid penalties. 

Tim Beck is going to call 3 passing plays in a row after seeing how the slick wet field makes rushing the ball easier.

 

We're going to go 3 and out, then waste 3 time outs trying to stop them, game will end when they jet sweep on a 3rd and 4 for a 50 yard TD.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

I thought it was, first you make a roux?

Fuck Tom Herman.    

Just now, Newdoc said:

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

Thin skin won't survive long.

So glad I have dinner plans and I have to leave. I don’t even give a fuck if we win. Knowing we have to watch this bullshit every week makes me have pink eye. So tired of watching Texas blow dick and coaches talk us up in the off season then they walk out the tunnel and look like fucktards along with this shit stain coaching staff.

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

That was last year’s Sam. Jury is out on this year’s.....

Just now, Nick Diaz said:

Tim Beck is going to call 3 passing plays in a row after seeing how the slick wet field makes rushing the ball easier.

 

We're going to go 3 and out, then waste 3 time outs trying to stop them, game will end when they jet sweep on a 3rd and 4 for a 50 yard TD.

Can't argue with that forecast

Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.
 
I'm still pissed about Arkansas 2003 (I think).

You know we are going to have some good play get called back and put us in 3rd and long.

When teams try to take a delay and the other team declines, why don't they just false start on the next snap? Can't decline those.

Just now, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

3

So, tempo worked well in the 2nd quarter. So of course we abandoned it. Maybe we will be forced to do it now. 

We’re ‘Bout to run a kick off back.

Just now, BNB said:

Took a nap woke up to some good D. Let's go Horns!

 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Great job limiting that to a 90 yard drive

These posts make me sad. only giving up a 90 yd drive is now good defense for this program.

Jesus, that field doesn’t drain for shit.

1 minute ago, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

He'll do something you've never seen before. 

I used to think that my grey hair was caused by my 7yo. I've come to the conclusion that it is actually Texas football that is prematurely aging me.

so do we score a touchdown?

Yes, but then we get a celebration penalty that allows Maryland to return the kick off for the game winning td

So sick and tired of being done with football season by the first week of September. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

That was last year’s Sam. Jury is out on this year’s.....

We'll just run out of time.  

 

 

We have become Aggie.

Just run the option with these field conditions

Here comes some more plane vanilla offense. We don’t wanna show our hand 

Reminder stubhub is shit.

Tickpick.com

No bullshit fees

Only improvement I see is that Herman apparently ditched the fucking bubble gum

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

how the fuck could you possibly think that?

I quoted myself as wrong as soon as I saw the replay. Was going off seeing his left foot land inbounds live. 

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1 minute ago, El Guapo said:
3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
Other teams constantly make plays against us when they have to and on top of that we gift first downs in critical situations on a regular basis. Been going on for 7 to 8 years.
 

I'm still pissed about Arkansas 2003 (I think).

The 4th and 60 that Matt Jones converted? Yeah. 

5 minutes ago, NaTeWHO said:

True frosh Caden Sterns. He's been all over the field today. One of the few bright spots.

Not on that long gain on the slant that past drive

Just now, AnTiM said:

Only improvement I see is that Herman apparently ditched the fucking bubble gum

He still sucks dick.

Umpire cramp stop the game. 

Give me a fucking break these guys are amateurs. 

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