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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

I predict a TD and a Marlyand last second field goal to win/lose it

ahh so you are assuming we dont convert the 2 point conversion.....

 

which would be accurate.... :)

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

How long has this been going on?

I don't know but I have decided to stop planning my Saturdays around Longhorn football games.  Don't get me wrong, I will still watch but this is sucking the excitement out of the season and its the first damn game.

Score a TD, go for 2 to go up by 3 but don't get it, turtles go down and kick a FG to win.

Meh, 6 minutes left. No problem 

1 minute ago, FizzleFish said:

Those cheerleaders need a tan

So Pee Wee Herman now cheers for Maryland?

that looked like a busted play.... Sam didnt even look like he watned to run

Just now, Zavala said:

Umpire cramp stop the game. 

Give me a fucking break these guys are amateurs. 

Thematically, it's perfect.

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

He’s pretty defensive when getting tough questions and it’s going to lose him points fast with fans and big money donors.

CDC just needs to storm into the next press conference, look at Herman and...

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2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

He'll do something you've never seen before. 

nope, we've seen this

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooohh no...

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 
1. INT
2. Fumble
3. Runs OOB on 4th down 
4. Throws ball away on 4th down 
5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

Looks like #1

Whelp.  It’s gonna be another miserable season

There is big game Sam. Making the biggest fucking mistake at the worst possible time. 

That was last year’s Sam. Jury is out on this year’s.....


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