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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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I hate football. Cam Rising please?

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Hahahahahah.  I'm fucking done.  Fire Herman for being a retarded smug douchenozzle that can't back up his talk

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Why are we passing?

Because Tim Beck

You know, I watched Herman ride his ass in all access for trying to throw over the second level instead of into a window.

I think there are Too Close For Comfort reruns on MeTV on right now. That shit looks better than this. 

At least the pick only came with 40 seconds off the clock...

Fuck Herman. I hope they destroy his ass on twitter and in the presser. I hope CDC has some big balls and is up his ass all week. 

dude, the guy Sam was throwing to was COVERED.  so  it was a terrible fucking play yet again. 

Welp..

Razor blades to the wrist, rope in a tree or all the leftover hydrocodone from my root canal?

On All Access there is a part where Herman tells Sam "Over the middle you throw to windows, not over the top." Guess what he just tried to do?

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

Historically speaking, Sam will turn the ball over.

Fuck

You

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Gut check time 

Gut shot time

Well there it is. 1-4 going into OU. OU is going to put up 60 on this team. 

run, run, then throw it up and wait for the flag. 

Ha. I just have to laugh.  Looking forward to the next coach and QB.


Cam Rising and ???

Holy shit, Locke got off of a block and made a play

1 hour ago, Tailleur17 said:

Time for Ehlinger to bone headedly lose for us. How will he do it? 

1. INT

2. Fumble

3. Runs OOB on 4th down 

4. Throws ball away on 4th down 

5. Takes sack on 4th down. 

I'm thinking #1

I mean, is anyone really surprised that Sam threw a pick in crunch time? Can we please play anyone else at QB? ANYONE!

HOLY SHIT-  2 fucking holds on that play NEITHER of them called. 

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

Historically speaking, Sam will turn the ball over.

No way . . .

Same Ol Sam

You were who we thought you were

sigh. Another fucking true freshman is going to play next week at QB

3rd and long so time for something bad to happen. 

There it is. Game over. Herman can take his pussy ass back to some mid major.

Sam is a bad version of david ash.

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