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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Have we thrown to our RBs at all? If we are going to be conservative in the pass game that is what you need to do. Get the ball to Watson in space so he can make a big play. We cap all of our pass plays where receivers are not in position for YACs.

With the mildly better pass pro, one might think Buechele might be a little better.  If Sam isn't improvising with his feet, he's not worth much.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Nice stand, D.

Now let's go win this fucking game.  Even in the VY and Colt years, there was some ugly wins when we played like shit.  Let's make this one of them.

Man you are really reaching. I love the passion though but those teams are night and day and we had vy and colt not meatball brain ehlinger.

On the bright side, Texas-OU tickets have gone down in price.

91 yards, 4min and change doable. Feasible, tho?

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Uh no he should be pulled. He has lost multiple games with his stupid ass plays. 

Yeah lets ride with Shane like the Charlie Weak years, that will work!

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Gut Wagon time?

He could do as well as #11....

Texas is the most mentally weak program in the country, year after year. It really is unreal. Doesn't matter who the coach is. 

I'm disappointed about most of the position groups (especially d-line), but the dumbass defensive penalties that allow MD to keep driving are inexcusable. Oh, and the WRs can't block worth a shit. Thanks, Mehringer.

 

Just now, Ten Bears said:

Sam's elbow was hit.  He still sucks but his elbow was hit.

Was a dumb throw anyway, very tight coverage on the receiver.

1 minute ago, US183 said:

So Sam gets to lose it again?

 

Life is all about 2nd chances.

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

You should move to Oklahoma and live in a trailor and root for them Cowboys or Sooners.

I’m an alumni with 2 degrees from UT. I haven’t given a dime to this program since graduation nor have I attended a game. 

There’s a reason for that. 

Edited by Tailleur17

RUN IT DOWN THEIR 

FUCKING

ASS

GODDAMNIT!!

Jerrod Heard suddenly under center would give me wood right now. Made me sick to my stomach when they said DeShaun Watson was QB#2 recruit in nation behind him and  he's still on our roster. Just try to squeeze any last greatness out of him!! Why not??? Sam is the definition of underwhelming.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

With the mildly better pass pro, one might think Buechele might be a little better.  If Sam isn't improvising with his feet, he's not worth much.

+1

 

how about we run the fucking offense that Ton Herman was brought here to run.


Ton, the Vietnamese cousin of Tom.
Just now, Pigbenis said:

I hope we don’t score too soon 

Maryland’s offense can’t score quick. They can’t pass for shit. If Texas scores a TD it’s over.

Just now, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

I mean we all know how this story ends, right?

Yes.  This is where Sam's Longhorn Legend begins.

please tell me that was Sam just throwing away the ball.....  otherwise he was 15 yards off

Good start to the drive.

Go Horns!

One thing is clear. We don't have the defense we did last year.

Our offense is better. But our defense isn't going to dominate and win games for us.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

On the bright side, Texas-OU tickets have gone down in price.

You wanna watch 63-14 lol

Keep letting Tim call passing plays Tom, future OC of the Houston Cougars.

Sam still looks like a freshman out there. It’s pathetic.

Just now, Nick Diaz said:

Keep letting Tim call passing plays Tom, future OC of the Houston Cougars.

 

1 minute ago, Pigbenis said:

I hope we don’t score too soon 

You're funny Pigbenis.  I'll kill you last.

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