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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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All talk. Team looks the same. Horrible 

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18 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

All talk. Team looks the same. Horrible 

Has there been a snap yet ?

Hope he turns it around but I've never been a fan.  Better to flame out in 3 years like Charlie than linger on if he's not going to be the guy.

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Offense looks bad. Defense looks bad. Omenihue most overrated player. Never done shit. So glad we can recruit DL. QB still sucks. 

Herman just needs more money, better coaches, players, and plays.

It’s not his fault 

Yeah, it’s time we money whip a proven coach.   Tired of hiring dudes at Louisville or UH bc of 1-2 good seasons.  Honestly, we should have fucking hired Gary Patterson after Mack was fired.

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That 4 game stretch of USC-TCU-OU-KSU should be fun. Could be 4 blowouts in a row

I mean, it truly looks like a Charlie Strong team.  Uninspired, stupid assed penalties, general dumbfuckery.

so Tom Herman's offense no longer has the QB run  the ball? Yea, that should work well.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I mean, it truly looks like a Charlie Strong team.  Uninspired, stupid assed penalties, general dumbfuckery.

To be fair, all the stupid shit is coming from Charlie Strong recruits.

I would lose zero sleep if he was fired, what a blowhard. 

Fire Charlie thread was started the 1st game of his 2nd season.  Flat circle time is.  

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2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That 4 game stretch of USC-TCU-OU-KSU should be fun. Could be 4 blowouts in a row

no, i think they will get it together and compete with everyone

but they very clearly have issues preparing, coaching and improving their players in teh offseason. 

the offense is what it is. stupid and misusing athletes left and right. 

gonna be another 7 and 6 type of year. 

i sit watch CFB for 20+ years with a decent critical eye and see the best, balanced offenses that blue bloods put out and here we are again, with a mickey mouse designed piece of shit pussy footing fuck piece of shit offense 

I do think he’s overrated. But lol if you don’t think UT is winning this game by multiple TDs. Maryland looks like trash, and Texas is playing with their head up their asses. Completely.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I do think he’s overrated. But lol if you don’t think UT is winning this game by multiple TDs. Maryland looks like trash, and Texas is playing with their head up their asses. Completely.

How much would you like to wager?

Yeah.... This team looks shocked that Maryland decided to play and punch them in the mouth like last year.  And what fucking offensive gameplan did Herman put togehter.  This is the most uninspiring boring offense I’ve seen.

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How much would you like to wager?

I’ve got my popcorn ready.  Hope you boys ante up.

page 1.  Get your shit together Texas.

It would be so fun to watch a Texas team come out in the first quarter looking like they're ready to play. 

Just once.

We are getting out asses handed to us. The offense is shit, the defense is shit. We can’t get a pass rush, we can’t run the ball. Scrimmages for our team are retard vs retard clearly. Then they all getter patted on the back and told they are good.

fuck this bull shit. We suck ass still. Idgaf how much muscle we put on and how strong we are. That’s all bull shit. Every S and C program does that. Probably make the argument Maryland is tougher than us. We are trash. 

11 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Fire Charlie thread was started the 1st game of his 2nd season.  Flat circle time is.  

Our commitment to mediocrity is impressive.

35 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Charlie Strong 2.0

More like Charlie Weak amirite

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

How much would you like to wager?

I think Texas will win. I’m losing more and more confidence in my “multiple TD” prediction with each play I watch. To be this unprepared for your first game against a shit team is inexcusable.

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I do think he’s overrated. But lol if you don’t think UT is winning this game by multiple TDs. Maryland looks like trash, and Texas is playing with their head up their asses. Completely.

Bahahaha we can't even get a first down and you're talking about multiple TDs. Good stuff man

Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass

Just now, Zavala said:

Eat shit quitters

We're not playing in the game.  Not sure our players are really either though.  

I would have transferred with this staff - it's clear they're all talk and don't know what the fuck they are doing.  

 

I really expected the "Fire Tim Beck" thread to catch fire after the maryland game.... and the Offense does suck.

 

But since we suck on all parts of the game this thread wins...

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

More like Charlie Weak amirite

I like the cut of your jib

1 minute ago, Fat Bastard said:

Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass

How is this Ehrlinger's fault?

We still can't run block and we still can't get a pass rush against a mediocre team like Maryland.

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

I really expected the "Fire Tim Beck" thread to catch fire after the maryland game.... and the Offense does suck.

 

But since we suck on all parts of the game this thread wins...

Beck's not really the problem though.  Just like Watson wasn't the problem.  The problem is the head guy in charge of the team/hiring thought Beck was a good hire.  

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We need to really look into this strip club incident.

43 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Charlie Strong 2.0

It's almost like 90% of the team was recruited under his leadershit

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I motion to rename our team rhe Browns

23 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I mean, it truly looks like a Charlie Strong team.  Uninspired, stupid assed penalties, general dumbfuckery.

Yep. Charlie 2.0

Just now, Zavala said:

It's almost like 90% of the team was recruited under his leadershit

2015: It's all Mack's fault - his players suck.  

2018: It's all Strong's fault - his players suck.  

2021: It's all Herman's fault - his players suck.  

Yeah fuck this fucking shit.  UCLA gets a National Championship game coach, fucking aggy gets a National champion winning coach...meanwhile all of our arrogant asses laugh at them while we hire a fucking minor league prospect.

Just now, bschoolprof said:

2015: It's all Mack's fault - his players suck.  

2018: It's all Strong's fault - his players suck.  

2021: It's all Herman's fault - his players suck.  

2024: Shit I’m old now. 

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We need to really look into this strip club incident.

NCAA you’re my only hope

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