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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#8001
45 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

OB is notorious for allowing fake insiders post on their site (cujo) so temper the enthusiasm. 

It's OB, all the mods have at least 5 handles.

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#8006
1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

I can't even think of a second choice honestly.

They need to hire Meyer for 5-7 years to fix every aspect of this program, build it into a self-sustaining machine, and let him pass it on to one of his assistants like he did with Ryan Day.

No way man, 10 years $75M guaranteed at a minimum.

#8007
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

OB is notorious for allowing fake insiders post on their site (cujo) so temper the enthusiasm. 

but what did LotusHorn say about this? we all know he is the only legit Texas ITK out there...

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#8009
1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Bruh Man is ketch?

it would make sense - very few people have worse opinions and views on players than that moron

#8010
56 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I don't disagree with this at all.

But if you think contact with Urban hasn't occured, you're not paying attention.

That'll be $9.95 please.

I can confirm that I have sent him a DM through Instagram letting him know how happy I would be if he would coach at Texas.

I will report back when he responds.

#8013
40 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Let's take a page out of the Brits and put Meyer and CDC down for a round of golf at the UT golf course.

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He could stay at one of our lovely casitas.

#8014
1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

the inevitable heart condition or brain freeze will happen with Urban.  There won't any BS naming of a HCIW, though.

I would not pay Meyer to hire our next coach. We don't have to do things like that.

#8017
2 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Seems to have done well with Day. 

It might work out well, but I have no idea why it's even a concern. 

Who would he have left to coach Florida?

#8020
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Sua is also frequently incorrect, allegedly.

It's relative in the political world of our Athletics Department. 

#8022
41 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I would not pay Meyer to hire our next coach. We don't have to do things like that.

Because we are obviously so good at it?

#8024
9 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Because we are obviously so good at it?

We have a coach. We're talking about getting a better coach. Why the fuck are people talking about the next, next coach? 

#8026
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don't know why you guys are worrying about this. It's in the bag.

 

Man you'd think we'd have won a lot of games then

#8028
5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

fify

 

2 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I don't think we fire Herman this year, but I do think this is the only name that could get him fired a year early. He's the only name that could get a consensus I would imagine.

I kind of think Urban would be divisive among the money

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

OB is notorious for allowing fake insiders post on their site (cujo) so temper the enthusiasm. 

He ain' t the worst one

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I know you said TIFWIW  As much as I'd like to, I'm not sure I believe this.  That said getting bitchslapped by Tech and TCU(2 expected middling teams) right out of the gate has to have the BMD's in the "WTF" stage?  I am sure the Dallas guys are fucking with the Houston guys though.   "OK you fucked it all up, we'll handle it from here."

Didn't the Dallas guys both the Saban foray?

1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:

I’m hearing 5 years 50 million

Would be worth it.  How much is aggy paying Jimbo?

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

fify

 

#8029
2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Man you'd think we'd have won a lot of games then

When you think about, we should almost be happy that Herman lost to TCU since we rate beating OU as a higher value proposition/requirement. So really, I say, bully Tom Herman!

#8030
1 minute ago, mdmost said:

When you think about, we should almost be happy that Herman lost to TCU since we rate beating OU as a higher value proposition/requirement. So really, I say, bully Tom Herman!

Power moves.  Got them right where we want them!

#8031
20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don't know why you guys are worrying about this. It's in the bag.

 

Way to pump up the fact that we’ve lost 15 times under Tom Herman.

#8034
45 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don't know why you guys are worrying about this. It's in the bag.

 

His longest win streak is 3 right?  I don't care enough to look it up, but I swear it is something that pathetic.

#8035
45 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I don't know why you guys are worrying about this. It's in the bag.

 

His longest win streak is 3 right?  I don't care enough to look it up, but I swear it is something that pathetic.

#8036

6 game winning streak in 2018. Tulsa, USC, TCU (hey, remember when we beat them?), @KSU, OU, and Baylor. 

#8037
37 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

Because our next coach has heart and brain conditions, we have to think ahead.

Hmmm... #MensaTom is very similarly conditioned, with brain problems and no guts.

#8039

Mack Brown's hiring was the last time we actually ran a decent process that involved former players and Royal.  Ever since then it's been Korn Ferry and flavors of the month club

#8040
10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

6 game winning streak in 2018. Tulsa, USC, TCU (hey, remember when we beat them?), @KSU, OU, and Baylor. 

We also may want to take the opportunity to push another streak, this one to eleven: late Mack, all Charlie, and all #MensaTom so far, have combined for ten consecutive years of having two consecutive losses at least once a season. Lincoln Riley just lost two for 0U's first time to lose twice in a row since 1999.

 

#8041
57 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Because everyone know urban is only going to be around for 4-6 years. 

Ok, we agree. We'd have plenty of time to talk about it then.

#8042

Texas is 5-5 against Baylor in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-7 against Oklahoma State in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-8 against Oklahoma in the last ten seasons.  

Texas is 2-7 against TCU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-4 against WVU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-6 against K-State in the last ten seasons.  

Fellas, it's time.  It's okay.  We're in a safe space.  We all played high school football.  We all donate money.  We all piss excellence.  Our program isn't really built around winning and hasn't been for a long while, and it won't be...for a lone while.  No matter the location of your loge seats in the new SEZ.  We're gonna wander around for another couple decades.  Our brand is seriously tarnished and it's the circle-jerks around getting also-rans like Tom Herman a few years ago.  He's fine...he'll win us 8 games usually.  But he's A&M results at Clemson prices.  That's it.  And most of the LHF fell for it.  I could use a break anyway.  Y'all enjoy the rest of this shitshow.  6-4 and maybe a bowl game this year.  I'll give Herman credit, he learned to game the system at a relatively young age.  But the system in question ain't a football term.

#8043
5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Texas is 5-5 against Baylor in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-7 against Oklahoma State in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-8 against Oklahoma in the last ten seasons.  

Texas is 2-7 against TCU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-4 against WVU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-6 against K-State in the last ten seasons.  

Fellas, it's time.  It's okay.  We're in a safe space.  We all played high school football.  We all donate money.  We all piss excellence.  Our program isn't really built around winning and hasn't been for a long while, and it won't be...for a lone while.  No matter the location of your loge seats in the new SEZ.  We're gonna wander around for another couple decades.  Our brand is seriously tarnished and it's the circle-jerks around getting also-rans like Tom Herman a few years ago.  He's fine...he'll win us 8 games usually.  But he's A&M results at Clemson prices.  That's it.  And most of the LHF fell for it.  I could use a break anyway.  Y'all enjoy the rest of this shitshow.  6-4 and maybe a bowl game this year.  I'll give Herman credit, he learned to game the system at a relatively young age.  But the system in question ain't a football term.

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#8044
8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Texas is 5-5 against Baylor in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-7 against Oklahoma State in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-8 against Oklahoma in the last ten seasons.  

Texas is 2-7 against TCU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-4 against WVU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-6 against K-State in the last ten seasons.  

Fellas, it's time.  It's okay.  We're in a safe space.  We all played high school football.  We all donate money.  We all piss excellence.  Our program isn't really built around winning and hasn't been for a long while, and it won't be...for a lone while.  No matter the location of your loge seats in the new SEZ.  We're gonna wander around for another couple decades.  Our brand is seriously tarnished and it's the circle-jerks around getting also-rans like Tom Herman a few years ago.  He's fine...he'll win us 8 games usually.  But he's A&M results at Clemson prices.  That's it.  And most of the LHF fell for it.  I could use a break anyway.  Y'all enjoy the rest of this shitshow.  6-4 and maybe a bowl game this year.  I'll give Herman credit, he learned to game the system at a relatively young age.  But the system in question ain't a football term.

You’re going to watch it all and you know it

#8045
7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Texas is 5-5 against Baylor in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-7 against Oklahoma State in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-8 against Oklahoma in the last ten seasons.  

Texas is 2-7 against TCU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-4 against WVU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-6 against K-State in the last ten seasons.  

Fellas, it's time.  It's okay.  We're in a safe space.  We all played high school football.  We all donate money.  We all piss excellence.  Our program isn't really built around winning and hasn't been for a long while, and it won't be...for a lone while.  No matter the location of your loge seats in the new SEZ.  We're gonna wander around for another couple decades.  Our brand is seriously tarnished and it's the circle-jerks around getting also-rans like Tom Herman a few years ago.  He's fine...he'll win us 8 games usually.  But he's A&M results at Clemson prices.  That's it.  And most of the LHF fell for it.  I could use a break anyway.  Y'all enjoy the rest of this shitshow.  6-4 and maybe a bowl game this year.  I'll give Herman credit, he learned to game the system at a relatively young age.  But the system in question ain't a football term.

everyone of those schools has had(at least for some of the time) a better coach than us, save maybe WVU.  we have a coaching problem but we also have a speed/talent problem.  Our OL has been a shitshow for a decade and our speed overall has been VERY average.  Mack shit the bed and then we hired Patterson.  all downhill from there.

agreed that we don't care about winning.  we want better than Charlie but we aren't going to pay for Urbabn/Saban/etc.  if they'll come for 6M a year OK but we can't be seen paying so much for a football coach.  if they won't come for that we will roll the dice again if the losses mount.  at the end of the day, our University just doesn't care that much and we have an image to uphold.

get ready to be 4-7 against K State, BTW.

#8047
23 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Texas is 5-5 against Baylor in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-7 against Oklahoma State in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 3-8 against Oklahoma in the last ten seasons.  

Texas is 2-7 against TCU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-4 against WVU in the last ten seasons. 

Texas is 4-6 against K-State in the last ten seasons.  

Fellas, it's time.  It's okay.  We're in a safe space.  We all played high school football.  We all donate money.  We all piss excellence.  Our program isn't really built around winning and hasn't been for a long while, and it won't be...for a lone while.  No matter the location of your loge seats in the new SEZ.  We're gonna wander around for another couple decades.  Our brand is seriously tarnished and it's the circle-jerks around getting also-rans like Tom Herman a few years ago.  He's fine...he'll win us 8 games usually.  But he's A&M results at Clemson prices.  That's it.  And most of the LHF fell for it.  I could use a break anyway.  Y'all enjoy the rest of this shitshow.  6-4 and maybe a bowl game this year.  I'll give Herman credit, he learned to game the system at a relatively young age.  But the system in question ain't a football term.

 

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#8048
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I’m hearing 5 years 50 million

That would be a good deal,  but I don't think it would get it done. 

 

#8049
4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

TIFWIW but OB insider sua sponte is saying BMD's have reached out to Meyer.

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#8050
9 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

That would be a good deal,  but I don't think it would get it done. 

 

...he’d be the highest paid college coach in the country?

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