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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#8204
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

OU is so fucking terrible, and they’re not even playing great today. What a shit game. 

If Urban was our coach, we would be leading by 3 touchdowns 

#8207

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

#8208
3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Can you imagine how much joy Urban has watching a garbage Tom Herman team embarrass itself on national TV again?

Does Meyer hate Herman or what? Why would he enjoy Texas embarrass itself?

#8209
Just now, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Gotta be Ingram.  Kills the biggest momentum and game.

#8210
Just now, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Oline, they have no excuse as one of the most "experienced" in the nation..

#8211
5 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Can we steal the coach from UNC?

Sorry, I just wanted to give the idea of Mack Brown at Texas the finger...your post is solid, no offense

Edited by pacman

#8213
1 minute ago, satyanash said:

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

It's not slow-ass kicking motion. He waited too long. Dumbass mistake.

#8214
12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Win or lose, and I don't have the confidence you do on this one, Herman will drop 2-4 more games.

Seriously, he will. 

I think we will win this game, and drop a couple of games against even shittier teams than what OU is field.

#8215

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I applaud Herman's commitment to the Make A Wish foundation. After the last 8 years, I'm surprised you can find 22 kids that want to play for Texas, but I guess that's a testament to the power of our brand. 

 

 

 

#8216
3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

All of the above

#8217
7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

This OU team:

1. Started Drake Stoops at WR

2. Is playing their 5th string RB, Marcus Major, who scored his first TD ever.

3. Is playing Tanner Mordecai at QB.

4. Has the same shitty defense as ever, except their best player, Ronnie Perkins, is still suspended.

This is the worst OU team since 1998, and they’re especially bad today with guys missing and Mordecai in at QB.   We’re tied with them with our best roster since 2009, primarily because we are inept and shoot ourselves in the foot in every way imaginable.

We have bad management.   Management needs to change.  Our big money donors aren’t all in oil and gas, and even the ones that are still have plenty of money.  CDC needs to grow a pair and make the change happen.

Gotdammit.

#8218
4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

the coach

#8223
Just now, BurntEyes said:

I think this is anyone's game. Play is too shitty on both sides to predict.

Gonna drop at least 2 others, maybe more.

Now you've done it.  

Expect to be hearing from Brisket and Captainant soon there buddy!

#8225
5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Lol wut

Why would Urban Meyer enjoy watching Texas embarrass itself?

#8226
13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Who's your pick for the LVP (least valuable player) so  far?

1. Keaontay Ingram killing a drive with yet another fumble.

2. Bujcevski shanking a punt and getting another blocked due to his slow-ass kicking motion

3. The O-line for killing drives with repeated stupid mistakes.

Kerstetter with the absolutely stupidest personal foul i've ever seen from a senior with 20+ starts.

#8232
37 minutes ago, pacman said:

Earn your money here, and halftime, Tom

Coming out of halftime, two huge penalties, no offensive drive in two straight possessions, and now OU scores a TD

 

Instead of being up by two scores, Herman has us down a touchdown immediately in the 3rd quarter 

 

Fail.

Edited by pacman

#8234

That punt showed it all.  ou sucks coached not to get penalties called despite blocking in the back.  Loss of composure with a 15yd penalty on the punter.

 

Brain dead.

#8239

Fuck Herman. Fire this fuck now. I hate this piece of shit so much and how he’s still spewing the same shit after every loss and nothing changes. 

#8242

You can take it to the bank that if Texas has the ball with the chance to open up a lead...turtle time.  Amazing.

#8243
2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Coming out of halftime, two huge penalties, no offensive drive in two straight possessions, and now OU scores a TD

Instead of being up by two scores, Herman has us down a touchdown immediately in the 3rd quarter

Fail.

Riley has always been excellent at halftime adjustments. Herman has always been horrible at them.

This was more or less expected.

#8245
5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban can’t fix this.

Of course he can.  Coaching makes a huge difference in football.  It may kill him, but he can fix it.

#8247

Hey last year I was on the fair grounds yelling to fire this bitch tits fraud as ceedee lamb clowned our defense—multiple times. At least covid saved me from further aggravation this year. Just dropping in to say Hi and fuck toM herm. You fucking faggit shithole motherfucker doosh wasted tampon cucksucker dirty sanchez fuckd fucker.


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#8248
9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Urban can’t fix this.

You severely underestimate just how bad Mensa sucks as a HC

53 players who are 4-5* and this is the product.   Oscar Meyer could fucking fix this better than Mensa has

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