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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#8303

1-4 against OU in your first 5 games, eh Tom?  Not bad.  Not bad.  

Only Ed Price was that awful, but he didn't manage to steal quite as much as you did from the kids you kiss.  

#8310
4 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Which one of the merry band of fucktards do you give the interim title?  Maybe Carrington since he hasn’t proven he can’t coach?

who cares? the point is in firing Herman

#8311

So depressing to know that EVERY team we play will have a clear edge in coaching.  We'll handle the UTEPs and usually the Kansas' (that's depressing) of the world on out-athleting them. Every other team will clearly outcoach us, and we'll be fortunate to escape with wins.  This is a 5-8 win program in normal years.  3-5 this year.  Leave Herman in Dallas.  

#8315
3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate that I have to work the radio broadcast for my job. I'm forced every week to listen to and watch this shit.  

Can you do your job high?

Weed will help this.

#8316

what are the contract situations for ash and yurcich?  how much is it going to cost to wipe ourselves clean of this entire staff?

#8317
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


How bad of a coach are you when your ex punter rags on you on Twitter.

I mean Herman was a fucking dick and never called him by name...so karma

#8322
1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I mean Herman was a fucking dick and never called him by name...so karma

awesome way to treat one of the 3-5 most valuable/talented/useful players on the entire goddamned roster, Tom

#8324

We should be 0-3 in conference play. In a year where we were favored to win the conference. In year 4 with our HC. If that isn’t enough to get you fired, we really don’t care about winning. 

#8325
23 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

If we lose (looking like a safe assumption), he really should be fired this week.  That’s not my fan message board venting, either.  Now would be the time, and we need to pick one of the coordinators to be an interim coach for the rest of the year while we get our ducks in a row for finding the replacement.

This is exactly what should happen.

Today.

#8329
1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

This is exactly what should happen.

Today.

I’ll give him time to stew on it for a night and think about if this might be it. Then call him into the office first thing tomorrow morning. 

#8331
14 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

Mensa adjustments.  OU will never know what hit em.

Yep. Ou can't even comprehend the way smart mensa adjustments. They just think they are kicking our ass. They haven't caught up the the matrix that is mensa yet. And when they do ....that's when mensa has them 

#8333

No identity, no heart, dumb as shit team. Throw the whole program in the trash and start over. A decent staff could lose the entire recruiting class and still perform better with a bunch of spares. Just ask Gary Patterson, every fucking year.
Trash.

#8337
Just now, BurntEyes said:

CDC doesn't announce firing of Tom by Monday I'm done for the season.

Tom comes back next year, I'm not watching, at all.

Refuse to waste my fucking life any longer watching absolutely worthless football.

He’s not, this experiment has run it’s course.

#8341
#8342

Can 4-6 get a bowl this year?  Or are we both willing to learn?  

#8345
1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Could you imagine if we only hear Kansas. 

#8346

Fuck this mother fucker! Fire this mother fucker before the end of the game. This is embarrassing as fuck. Get this fuck out of here!

#8347
4 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Kansas? We can beat Kansas right? 

#8348

Aggy with the W. Get ready for them to be in the fucking playoff conversation while we’re playing with our dicks. That’s what happens when you hire a real, proven HC

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