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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#11510
On 10/16/2020 at 7:38 AM, Viper said:

...so they don't get shot like those other minorities he's seen in the news? 

 

wtf right?

I doubt anyone with a room temp IQ factors the news into any critical decision.

Edited by DenverHorn

#11512
11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Rocking the orange tie this AM

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Hire an electrician to run cables though the wall. Don’t forget Ethernet.   It’s surprisingly inexpensive. 

Edited by Xian

#11513
16 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Rocking the orange tie this AM

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Question your color tuning. Looked much more of a muted salmon to me. 

#11515
55 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

This doesn't even look like Meyer. Y'all are STARVING.

This looks literally exactly like him. You’ve just never seen him smile before

#11516
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


More concerned with his hand size tbh

There's a light glare in in the eye vicinity - can anyone confirm that he smiles with his eyes?

#11517
37 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Rocking the orange tie this AM

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He's just trolling the UT fanbase.

#11522

Urban had a stretch of 50 Wins in 4 years... Wow

 

might take Mensa  7years

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#11523
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

50 Wins in 4 years... Wow

 

might take Mensa  7years

I am just binging on his speeches now and I love how much of a hard ass he is.  No pussy mentality allowed.

#11525
24 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This looks literally exactly like him. You’ve just never seen him smile before

It literally looks kinda like him if you ignore that the guy in the picture has a nose that goes down past his upper lip and that Meyer's is the exact opposite and that the guy posting the pic has always been full of shit.  

It literally looks like an orange tie if your TV color is off and you don't know what the color orange, or FFS burnt orange, looks like. 

It literally is exactly what you want it to be whether it is or not because:

1 hour ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

This doesn't even look like Meyer. Y'all are STARVING.

Literally.  So starving that they'll believe a JAG on the internets despite absolutely ZERO corroboration from any other source.  Texags is jealous of the prognostication in this thread.

And some wonder how Fat Ketch, FCB, et al. make a living.  Fleecing the rubes has always been a moneymaker for those who do it.

#11526
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Rocking the orange tie this AM

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This is brand new information. 

36 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This looks literally exactly like him. You’ve just never seen him smile before

Literally?

#11528
20 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Lol apparently Urban hates 7 on 7 camps

Great video. Thanks for posting!

#11531
19 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

It literally looks kinda like him if you ignore that the guy in the picture has a nose that goes down past his upper lip and that Meyer's is the exact opposite and that the guy posting the pic has always been full of shit.  

It literally looks like an orange tie if your TV color is off and you don't know what the color orange, or FFS burnt orange, looks like. 

It literally is exactly what you want it to be whether it is or not because:

Literally.  So starving that they'll believe a JAG on the internets despite absolutely ZERO corroboration from any other source.  Texags is jealous of the prognostication in this thread.

And some wonder how Fat Ketch, FCB, et al. make a living.  Fleecing the rubes has always been a moneymaker for those who do it.

Yea, laughing doesn’t change facial anatomy at all and definitely doesn’t elevate the upper lip in the slightest. It’s ok to be visually challenged. We’re not all blessed.

 

edit: for the record I don’t think the picture holds any significance and is likely random. But it’s Meyer.

Edited by Hank_Hill

#11533
3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The fundamental economics of college athletics is the problem. Every school and their fan bases want to be a "winner." Yet at the end of the season the aggregate winning percentage will be .500. There simply aren't enough good coaches to go around, and schools are desperate because they need that football revenue. Go ahead and put your foot down and refuse to guarantee your contracts.....and then watch the coach you want to hire sign with another school that will. 

If you have $200 million in debt tied to your stadium expansion, you're gonna pay what it takes to pack the stands. And if your first hire fails, the desperation increases and so do the poor decisions. Fuck up your hires enough times and you  reach aggy levels of desperation, resulting in $75 mil guaranteed for a hobbit cuck.. 

Yeah, that is true.

The funny/oddball/absurd thing about is that while winning coaches are scarce, ascertaining in advance which ones will be winners and which will be losers is near impossible, which would seem to mitigate the bargaining power of a scarce resource.  The actual scarcity of winning coaches is prospectively unknowable.  Even "proven quantities" can fail in different environments.

But I guess the money that universities have to "play with" in hiring/contracting coaches is the real difference maker.  They are willing to compromise the essential purpose of the contract (removing winning as a term of performance) because there's so much potential earning involved.

Edited by TwiceHorn

#11537
21 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Can we get a coach who gets fucking pissed at self inflicted stupidity?

If Herman got pissed at self inflicted stupidity, he would have already died of a stroke.

#11538
40 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, laughing doesn’t change facial anatomy at all and definitely doesn’t elevate the upper lip in the slightest. It’s ok to be visually challenged. We’re not all blessed.

 

edit: for the record I don’t think the picture holds any significance and is likely random. But it’s Meyer.

that pic was a tease i was sent 3 pics in total with the other 2 showing him at the table with :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

i was going to trickle them in throughout the weekend 

but since most of the yt posters here want to act like fuccboi glizzy succers i will sell them to chip brown for $$$ instead of leaking them here 

Edited by hornfromdallas

#11540
3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

that pic was a tease i was sent 3 pics in total with the other 2 showing him at the table with :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

i was going to trickle them in throughout the weekend 

but since most of the yt posters here want to act like fuccboi glizzy succers i will sell them to chip brown for $$$ instead of leaking them here 

Sounds good, you’ll make some skrilla and we’ll still see them regardless 

#11543
17 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

that pic was a tease i was sent 3 pics in total with the other 2 showing him at the table with :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

i was going to trickle them in throughout the weekend 

but since most of the yt posters here want to act like fuccboi glizzy succers i will sell them to chip brown for $$$ instead of leaking them here 

are you afraid of the dark nicksplat GIF

#11544
19 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

that pic was a tease i was sent 3 pics in total with the other 2 showing him at the table with :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

i was going to trickle them in throughout the weekend 

but since most of the yt posters here want to act like fuccboi glizzy succers i will sell them to chip brown for $$$ instead of leaking them here 

Shoot your shot. Cement your surly legacy. If you’re right, it will be news before you know it anyway. If you’re wrong, it at least will be entertaining watching the board jizz all over themselves for the weekend. 

#11546
45 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

that pic was a tease i was sent 3 pics in total with the other 2 showing him at the table with :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

i was going to trickle them in throughout the weekend 

but since most of the yt posters here want to act like fuccboi glizzy succers i will sell them to chip brown for $$$ instead of leaking them here 

With the money you make can you pitch in to the banner or the buyout?

#11547
1 hour ago, XYZ said:

What’s FFS?

What's XYZ?

1 hour ago, westexhorn said:

Can we get a coach who gets fucking pissed at self inflicted stupidity?

Fuck Saban.

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