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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#11803
6 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

The notion that the university that currently employs Casey Horny, who was tits deep in one of the worst sports scandals in modern history, would be selling its soul when hiring Urban Meyer is fucking laughable.

 

You mean a university that looked the other way while their women's track coach was living with one of her athletes, and while an assistant football coach was banging a trainer?

That university?

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#11806
7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Have you considered how much that event devalued @GreenspointTexas’s diploma?

More than majoring in nursing devalued it?

#11812
30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

More than majoring in nursing devalued it?

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

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#11813
3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

I have nipples.

#11814
5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

cough bullshit cough

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#11815
5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

That’s a lot of money. I hope you don’t carry it all around in your purse.

#11816
6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

72 hours can be 3 days a week

#11817
33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Rumor has it he went on a Randolph Dukeesque aggy tirade about covid and then covid was like fuck this

I’ve made to adjective status. I guess next is verb? 

#11820
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I know you’re not the shiniest penny in the fountain, but you obviously dont know what the fuck a CRNA is

I know exactly what it is.  I still don't believe you.  And I just dropped a turd that's more intelligent than you.

#11822
13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

I don't think anyone is knocking you for your career choice. I think we're wondering what it has to do with whether Tom Herman is fired or not. 

#11823
13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas

This is one of the funniest things I have read on this site...and that's saying something 

Even if remotely true, the hubris is... snicker ....snicker ... BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

#11824
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't think anyone is knocking you for your career choice. I think we're wondering what it has to do with whether Tom Herman is fired or not. 

$70k. BMD.

#11825
8 minutes ago, TriStone said:
I know exactly what it is.  I still don't believe you.  And I just dropped a turd that's more intelligent than you.


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One months pay. Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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#11826

Hey let's bring back the 1040 comparison.

 

Then lets measures dicks

 

Then hot wives

 

Then IQ tests

 

FFS... The shark has been jumped in the fire Herman thread 

#11828
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:


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One months pay. Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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Yeah well my dad wrote a book.

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#11829
3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:


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Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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No one gives a fuck about you, your shitty job, your virtue-signaling moral code or anything your dorky, gutless, room temperature IQ-having weak ass thinks on this thread. Go panic and lament somewhere else, stumblefuck. 

#11830
2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:


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One months pay. Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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Bro there is zero fucking way someone with an undergrad nursing degree is making a quarter milly a year without some kind of big time post grad...no Fucking way! Every mother fucker on earth would be a nurse if that was the case

#11831
1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Hey let's bring back the 1040 comparison.

 

Then lets measures dicks

 

Then hot wives

 

Then IQ tests

 

FFS... The shark has been jumped in the fire Herman thread 

Not sure you want to do that with greenspoint

#11832
22 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, it really sucked immediately coming out of school making over 70k working 3 days a week.
 

It sucks even more making almost 3.5 times that amount every year.....working less hours a week than when I was an ICU nurse, less than 5 years after graduating from Texas


It’s a close contest between bad_teammate and Florence Nightingale here for biggest dipshit poster now on Surly. 

#11833
6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:


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Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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What if, and I'm just spitballing here, there's people here that make more than you do?  

#11834
Just now, closetojumping said:

No one gives a fuck about you, your shitty job, your virtue-signaling moral code or anything your dorky, gutless, room temperature IQ-having weak ass thinks on this thread. Go panic and lament somewhere else, stumblefuck. 

Awwww someone’s feelings are hurt. Maybe negging me some more will help your e-peen feel better

#11836
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Bro there is zero fucking way someone with an undergrad nursing degree is making a quarter milly a year without some kind of big time post grad...no Fucking way! Every mother fucker on earth would be a nurse if that was the case

Porn Hub. 

#11838
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Awwww someone’s feelings are hurt. Maybe negging me some more will help your e-peen feel better

I cant stop laughing.. This internet is some serious business for you 

I would give you a hug if you were close...maybe 2

#11839

Dude shut the fuck up already. You have just showed your ass on this thread in legendary fashion and no one wants to hear what you think now. 

#11840
Just now, Newy25 said:

Dude shut the fuck up already. You have just showed your ass on this thread in legendary fashion and no one wants to hear what you think now. 

Wow ...sorry for partying?

#11841
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Awwww someone’s feelings are hurt. Maybe negging me some more will help your e-peen feel better

Why would my feelings be hurt? I have no dog in this fight other than viewing your laughable posts as having nothing to do with this thread. Your logic skills are weaker than your personal feelings of inadequacy. 

As to the negging, I know it bothers someone as insecure as you, so yeah, I do enjoy. Thanks for the well-wishes. 

#11842

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One months pay. Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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Lolz
#11844
1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Wow ...sorry for partying?

Oh not you the Nurse. Sorry for the confusion. 

#11845

Well, 10,000 rep points equals 1/10th of a cent in Best Buy coupons, so it is serious business. 

#11846
3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Dude shut the fuck up already. You have just showed your ass on this thread in legendary fashion and no one wants to hear what you think now. 

He can’t answer you now, he has to go insert a catheter and disimpact some bowels

#11849
11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Bro there is zero fucking way someone with an undergrad nursing degree is making a quarter milly a year without some kind of big time post grad...no Fucking way! Every mother fucker on earth would be a nurse if that was the case

He’s already said he’s a CRNA. Just sayin

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