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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#16552
36 minutes ago, B00M said:

If Tom wins the B12 and wins, what, the Sugar Bowl? It won't happen but i don't see how you fire him if it does.

If we fire Tom to bring in Urban after Tom goes 10-2 with a B12 title and NY6 win that would be the most alpha, big-dick shit ever. OU would be pissing their pants.

#16554
2 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

We can't have nice things. But this guy will get his clicks.

Who is this ass clown that doesn't want Urban and refers to Kevin fucking Dunn as KD. Take those initials out yo' mouth, boy.

Side note - do you think KD is a number on CDC's BMD list for these types of things?

#16557
1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

"Just win, baby."

#16558
4 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

there are probably a few, but I'm betting most of this gang didn't give a fuck to begin with. 

#16560
8 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

Bro just don't give dark thoughts to Robinson.  He is a good kid with a good conscious.

#16561
Just now, westexhorn said:

Bro just don't give dark thoughts to Robinson.  He is a good kid with a good conscious.

I heard a different story from South Austin's mom.

#16563
3 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

FUPM had a year where there were like multiple players suspended for stuff that isn't "choirboy" behavior

Henry Melton & Sergio Kindle - DWI

Andre Jones - Aggravated Robbery with Deadly Weapon (along with former UT player Robert Joseph)

Tyrell Gatewood - Drug Possession

James Henry - Obstruction/Retaliation - (defending the honor of Robert Joseph - mentioned above)

Then you had dudes like Cedric Benson, Ramonce Taylor and others under FUPM that did shit related to theft/property damage/Drugs/Weapons charges.

So I am unsure why you act like Urban is any better/worse than FUPM. All coaches care about is winning. I haven't seen where Urban has created a Briles like rape pit. He has had dudes that will steal shit and look to fight and that do drugs. Looks like Texas has had some very similar players over the years, especially when they were winning at high level.

 

#16564
18 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

feel free to show us how many you can find.

#16565
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

When you speak of me....speak well....it's happening

 

 

Urban's verbally committed?

 Hey, alright! Another aspiring hope trafficker!


This laughably fake clickbait would be more believable if he went with “back channel talks” instead of the ridiculous fairy tale involving CDC calling a booster directly with this earth-shattering news. 

#16567
Just now, westexhorn said:

Bro just don't give dark thoughts to Robinson.  He is a good kid with a good conscious.

I'm sure he is, I like him and I definitely want the best for him. I just used him as a poor example in a very unpopular scenario evidently. Lol.

If TH is retained and this team sucks again next year, I'll hold no ill will towards him if he decides to enter the portal. I feel bad for the guys that gave their all for this school and team but were failed by incompetent coaches. I'm sure several more would have been drafted and some that were drafted would have gone higher with better coaching. Cost some guys money on their contracts I'm sure.

#16568
21 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

How many of you righteous fuckers were saying a few months ago "no way we bring that scumbag UM to Texas" but now you're all in. More than a few I'm guessing.

macks last 3 years , charlies 3 and toms 4 have beaten the righteousness right the fuck out of me yo 

 

#16569
1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

CDC has the EOT and recruiting falling apart + as far as I can tell Tom has no support from anyone. 

I just don't think you let Meyer get away if he will come.

Edit: for clarification

#16570
1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

CDC has the EOT and recruiting falling apart + as far as I can tell Tom has no support from anyone. 

I just don't think you let Meyer get away if he will c

#16571
12 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

FUPM had a year where there were like multiple players suspended for stuff that isn't "choirboy" behavior

Henry Melton & Sergio Kindle - DWI

Andre Jones - Aggravated Robbery with Deadly Weapon (along with former UT player Robert Joseph)

Tyrell Gatewood - Drug Possession

James Henry - Obstruction/Retaliation - (defending the honor of Robert Joseph - mentioned above)

Then you had dudes like Cedric Benson, Ramonce Taylor and others under FUPM that did shit related to theft/property damage/Drugs/Weapons charges.

So I am unsure why you act like Urban is any better/worse than FUPM. All coaches care about is winning. I haven't seen where Urban has created a Briles like rape pit. He has had dudes that will steal shit and look to fight and that do drugs. Looks like Texas has had some very similar players over the years, especially when they were winning at high level.

 

Not sure where you're coming from with this, I never said Mack was any more ethical than Urban or any other coach. I was fine with Mack (when he was winning) and I'd be fine with Urban, if he can win. Coaches can try and sign high character players, but no way can they keep 80 plus guys in line. Shit is going to happen that coaches can't control and I don't hold them accountable when players get out of line. I do believe in giving players and coaches a second chance when they fuck up though.

#16575
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

If we fire Tom to bring in Urban after Tom goes 10-2 with a B12 title and NY6 win that would be the most alpha, big-dick shit ever. OU would be pissing their pants.

fireworks GIF

#16577
If we fire Tom to bring in Urban after Tom goes 10-2 with a B12 title and NY6 win that would be the most alpha, big-dick shit ever. OU would be pissing their pants.

Can you imagine what Herbstreit’s reaction would be?
#16578
LOL you're fucking high.  #1 CDC doesn't have the balls to do that. #2 we've seen a similar scenario.  Fuck face gets another extension and raise. 
And a hug from Deloss Dodds.
#16579

I don't see a raise or an extension in Herman's immediate future. But I don't see him gone either. This team is definitely capable of losing 2-3 more games this year. But also  capable of running the table. Either outcome will determine his immediate future, IMO. 

#16580

It's 2020, give him a fucking extension.  Who the fuck cares anymore?  Burn the whole fucking year to the ground.  

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#16585
17 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Did the election kill the momentum!? NOOO

I fear this silly election thing is distracting us from the real issues

#16586
10 minutes ago, Viper said:

I fear this silly election thing is distracting us from the real issues

Hopefully we get back to what's important very soon. 

#16587
40 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Anyone recall when this letter is usually released? If it's not always on the same day, releasing it on election day likely reflects him wanting to bury praise for Herman while still saying he acknowledged the win. Regardless, he discusses issues with the team that are very much on the head coach, and his lack of any kind of public statement until his weekly letter, in which he really did have to address the win in some form, does speak volumes.

#16588
I fear this silly election thing is distracting us from the real issues

On the tapa preview, I really thought that said erection thing.
#16589
23 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


On the tapa preview, I really thought that said erection thing.

They're pretty similar, in that you need to call your doctor if either one of them lasts over four hours. Been on hold awhile now. 

#16590
29 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Anyone recall when this letter is usually released? If it's not always on the same day, releasing it on election day likely reflects him wanting to bury praise for Herman while still saying he acknowledged the win. Regardless, he discusses issues with the team that are very much on the head coach, and his lack of any kind of public statement until his weekly letter, in which he really did have to address the win in some form, does speak volumes.

I like where your head is at, but it comes out every Tuesday.

#16591
20 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

They're pretty similar, in that you need to call your doctor if either one of them lasts over four hours. Been on hold awhile now. 


Fuck waiting. Call another girl. 

#16593
2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Fuck waiting. Call another girl. 

Shit, I read this as call girl. We need to send one with a cell phone camera over to Herman's house. One quick post and we have a new coach. 

#16594
7 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are the chances West Virginia beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

 

 what's Herman's record when he's ranked against an unranked opponent? Not great is my understanding.

#16595
8 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are the chances West Virginia beats us this weekend?   I haven't done my homework for this weeks game.

 

Really good defense

Better offense than Baylor

Unranked

Good chance

#16596
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Really good defense

Better offense than Baylor

Unranked

Good chance

Ten point favorite

Hermans record at 11am 5-7

Great chance

#16598
3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ten point favorite

Hermans record at 11am 5-7

Great chance

Now you've done it

#16600
2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Really good defense

Better offense than Baylor

Unranked

Good chance

 

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ten point favorite

Hermans record at 11am 5-7

Great chance

Stills brothers running a twist

sack chance

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