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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#16754

Tom better go suck Chris Ash and every single refs dick...they kept his job for another week...17-13 fucking pathetic

#16761

Offense looks like complete dogshit. Terrible playcalling and personnel moves. Sam can't hit the broad side of a barn more often than not. Criminal underuse of Bijan .... and Tom gets bailed out again.

Un fucking believable.

#16762

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

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#16763
Just now, Wanker Bob said:

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

Meh. Go fuck yourself.

#16765
1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

We could easily be 1-6. The team is hard to watch. recruiting is stale. I’ll take a win but it obvious we are under achieving significantly with the current roster.

#16770
20 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

This isn't Texas Tech. We don't get all excited after barely beating shitty schools with 2nd place football programs from backwards parts of the country. 

Show me a win over TCU or OU or a good Baylor team. Show me a convincing win in Ames. 

#16771
28 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

Negative?  Fuck you, I'm positive as a motherfucker.  Positive \this piece of shit coach has no business anywhere around the Texas football program!  

#16773
38 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom better go suck Chris Ash and every single refs dick...they kept his job for another week...17-13 fucking pathetic

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#16776
54 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Told you fuckers not to be all gloom. Back to back wins against winning teams and your defense looks like it's becoming legit. You slap dicks are too negative to enjoy a good 2 week run

Lol what a wanker

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#16777

Year 4 with a senior quarterback...perfect time to be a work in progress Tombo, you fuck

#16778
15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bye week is a good week for change.

Sadly, they didn't do it last time we had one, after 2 loses and it's not going to happen after 3 wins. 

#16781
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Sadly, they didn't do it last time we had one, after 2 loses and it's not going to happen after 3 wins. 

Depends on what they (ostensibly) fire him for, I guess. But yeah, I guess now we're stuck with this asshat through November.

#16782
25 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

No way cdc buys the we are a work in progress bs.

what are we next year then with a new qb? Every year under tom is “under construction”

Not seeing a whole lot of progress. These games are becoming harder and harder to watch. Wish they pulled the trigger after OU. 

#16783

If we somehow miss out on Meyer, I wouldn't be mad if we took a shot at Dan Mullen. Good resume, gets the best out of his QB's, and he can recruit. Who knows how well he would do in this shit conference, but he's a quality coach. 

#16784
29 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

No way cdc buys the we are a work in progress bs.

what are we next year then with a new qb? Every year under tom is “under construction”

 

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#16786
37 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Year 4 with a senior quarterback...perfect time to be a work in progress Tombo, you fuck

Tom Herman would be a good TxDot spokesman dedicated to IH-35 construction.   He has the “work in progress” thing down to an art.  

#16787

Who in the fuck is the head coach at Indiana-  he seems to have completed all of his “work in progress” projects and appears to be able to extract talent and develop players.

 Urban, then virtually anyone who hasn’t used COVID and new coaches as an excuse 

#16788
24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Tom Herman would be a good TxDot spokesman dedicated to IH-35 construction.   He has the “work in progress” thing down to an art.  

All good Cons do that though. He believes I have, no doubt, he’s won. UConn Tom isn’t done yet.

#16789
1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just winning out won’t save tom. Anyone with eyes can see in year 4 we look like a transition team with a coach in his first year. What a fucking zzzzz game.

But at this point, winning out gets you a B12 championship.  No way he gets fired if he wins the conference for the first time since ‘09.  

#16793

He’s not winning out. He’s not winning the conference. There is a significant chance we don’t get to the conference championship game. You guys need to relax. The win against Ok St got him the rest of the season.

#16794
2 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

He’s not winning out. He’s not winning the conference. There is a significant chance we don’t get to the conference championship game. You guys need to relax. The win against Ok St got him the rest of the season.

I tend to agree. The team we've seen so far isn't winning out.

#16796

Almost the perfect outcome today:

- No embarrassment of a loss

- Still shitty and boring enough for CDC and the BMDs to get rid of him 

#16797
49 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If we somehow miss out on Meyer, I wouldn't be mad if we took a shot at Dan Mullen. Good resume, gets the best out of his QB's, and he can recruit. Who knows how well he would do in this shit conference, but he's a quality coach. 

Why in the fuck would he leave Florida/SEC?

#16798
Just now, EZ$ said:

Why in the fuck would he leave Florida/SEC?

He wouldn't. It would be a lateral move at best. I was throwing out hope. However, he would have an easier path to the playoffs here. 

#16799
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

He wouldn't. It would be a lateral move at best. I was throwing out hope. However, he would have an easier path to the playoffs here. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love him.  I’d put him right behind Saban, Urban and Dabo, but there’s no draw here right now.  

#16800

And the big cover on Texas Monthly3 years from now):

”How Texas Screwed Up the Urban Hire”

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