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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#16802
14 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love him.  I’d put him right behind Saban, Urban and Dabo, but there’s no draw here right now.  

Definitely. You said it perfectly. Behind those three he's a no-brainer. And yeah, we lack any appeal to coaches atm. 

#16805
11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck football. I'm getting season tickets to volleyball. At least they give a shit

plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange

he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep tournament run 

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#16806
plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange
he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep NIT run 

Fify
#16808
14 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange

he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep tournament run 

Did we Fire Shaka?

#16810
35 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange

he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep tournament run 

I look forward to Coleman and Ramey passing back and fourth for 20 seconds until one of em drives the lane the kicks out to GBIII who has to take an off balance shot as the shot clocks down to 1

#16811
I look forward to Coleman and Ramey passing back and fourth for 20 seconds until one of em drives the lane the kicks out to GBIII who has to take an off balance shot as the shot clocks down to 1

Take this shit to the Cloak Room!!!!!!
#16812
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Inside Texas: It’s been a while since we caught up. How are the wife and kids?
Big Cigar: I’m an amalgamation, I don’t have a wife and kids, but if I did, she’d be a trophy with more blonde product than the Fox News set and my sons would answer to Roman numerals.
IT: Got it. Let’s start with Tom Herman’s coaching future at Texas. We’ve detailed much of the back story, that he’s in a tough spot, but what about going forward?
BC: Ugly, lucky wins, that’s not what we want. How the team plays isn’t just being judged by wins and losses. Nobody is saying they have to play perfectly or blow people out every week, but play disciplined. Too often they don’t look prepared. Will we see a delay of game coming out of a stoppage? Chances are likely.
IT: What does he have to do to save his job?
BC: If he wins out, including the Big 12 championship, it’ll be nearly impossible to make a move, even if they keep winning ugly. Chances are they won’t win every game by playing the way they have, but this is a team gaining confidence and winning out is possible.
IT: Running a winning program requires elite recruiting and in that regard, the staff has hit a spike strip.
BC: That’s an important consideration, but the guys at the top are more concerned about making the right hire. If they can do that then recruiting will take care of itself. It’s telling of where their relationship is that Herman has been given no vote of confidence from Del Conte. They’re fully aware of where recruiting currently stands. Last year, Del Conte was out front for Herman. This year there is no such support.
IT: So if he wins out, he keeps his job. That’s doable. Each win makes it more likely they win the next game. It’s always a confidence and focus thing with this team. But if he doesn’t.
BC: Ideally you’d have a verbal agreement with your top candidate before you make a move. To my knowledge, no agreement exists. In fact, there’s a little concern Texas could eventually get pretty far down the road with the top target and then be left at the altar. That’s how Notre Dame felt after he picked Florida. Would Texas be Florida or Notre Dame? The same might be asked of USC or some other unforeseeable opening.
IT: Another hurdle will probably be money. We’ve heard Texas is all-in on Urban until he says no — again, assuming an opening — but they’ll have to draw the line somewhere on money.
BC: You can bet he’ll want [REDACTED]. Guys are willing to help, but that’s a lot of money and poor optics.
IT: “Optics.“ It really is you.
BC: Yeah, that’s a word you don’t generally hear at football schools. You hear it at Texas a lot though.
IT: The good news is I’ve heard Option #1 isn’t a big fan of the Pac 12. But USC presents a similarly easy path to the playoffs, at least in theory.
BC: He’ll look at the rosters and all the other considerations. He doesn’t seem to be a in a big hurry. Texas would love to have more leverage but it’s tough to play games with him. Too bad Kyle Shanahan loves the pro game and living on his vineyard.
IT: I bet you have a vineyard.
BC: Amalgamation.
IT: That’s right. Bottom line the whole thing.
BC: Negotiate a tentative agreement if there’s enough common ground. Then if it’s deemed it’s time to move on from the current coach, you move on. They want the first option, but they don’t want a circus. They’ll exhaust all options with the #1 target before deciding what to do next. Without leverage, they’re not in charge of timing step #1. Step #2 is in Herman’s hands. All we can do is sit back and watch things unfold. I’d urge patience, but that would be pointless.
IT: We appreciate it.
BC: You bet.

IT update, which isn't much honestly.

#16814
7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:
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Inside Texas: It’s been a while since we caught up. How are the wife and kids?
Big Cigar: I’m an amalgamation, I don’t have a wife and kids, but if I did, she’d be a trophy with more blonde product than the Fox News set and my sons would answer to Roman numerals.
IT: Got it. Let’s start with Tom Herman’s coaching future at Texas. We’ve detailed much of the back story, that he’s in a tough spot, but what about going forward?
BC: Ugly, lucky wins, that’s not what we want. How the team plays isn’t just being judged by wins and losses. Nobody is saying they have to play perfectly or blow people out every week, but play disciplined. Too often they don’t look prepared. Will we see a delay of game coming out of a stoppage? Chances are likely.
IT: What does he have to do to save his job?
BC: If he wins out, including the Big 12 championship, it’ll be nearly impossible to make a move, even if they keep winning ugly. Chances are they won’t win every game by playing the way they have, but this is a team gaining confidence and winning out is possible.
IT: Running a winning program requires elite recruiting and in that regard, the staff has hit a spike strip.
BC: That’s an important consideration, but the guys at the top are more concerned about making the right hire. If they can do that then recruiting will take care of itself. It’s telling of where their relationship is that Herman has been given no vote of confidence from Del Conte. They’re fully aware of where recruiting currently stands. Last year, Del Conte was out front for Herman. This year there is no such support.
IT: So if he wins out, he keeps his job. That’s doable. Each win makes it more likely they win the next game. It’s always a confidence and focus thing with this team. But if he doesn’t.
BC: Ideally you’d have a verbal agreement with your top candidate before you make a move. To my knowledge, no agreement exists. In fact, there’s a little concern Texas could eventually get pretty far down the road with the top target and then be left at the altar. That’s how Notre Dame felt after he picked Florida. Would Texas be Florida or Notre Dame? The same might be asked of USC or some other unforeseeable opening.
IT: Another hurdle will probably be money. We’ve heard Texas is all-in on Urban until he says no — again, assuming an opening — but they’ll have to draw the line somewhere on money.
BC: You can bet he’ll want [REDACTED]. Guys are willing to help, but that’s a lot of money and poor optics.
IT: “Optics.“ It really is you.
BC: Yeah, that’s a word you don’t generally hear at football schools. You hear it at Texas a lot though.
IT: The good news is I’ve heard Option #1 isn’t a big fan of the Pac 12. But USC presents a similarly easy path to the playoffs, at least in theory.
BC: He’ll look at the rosters and all the other considerations. He doesn’t seem to be a in a big hurry. Texas would love to have more leverage but it’s tough to play games with him. Too bad Kyle Shanahan loves the pro game and living on his vineyard.
IT: I bet you have a vineyard.
BC: Amalgamation.
IT: That’s right. Bottom line the whole thing.
BC: Negotiate a tentative agreement if there’s enough common ground. Then if it’s deemed it’s time to move on from the current coach, you move on. They want the first option, but they don’t want a circus. They’ll exhaust all options with the #1 target before deciding what to do next. Without leverage, they’re not in charge of timing step #1. Step #2 is in Herman’s hands. All we can do is sit back and watch things unfold. I’d urge patience, but that would be pointless.
IT: We appreciate it.
BC: You bet.

IT update, which isn't much honestly.

At least it sounds like confirmation that Urban is the top choice. That’s something. 

#16815
1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange

he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep tournament run 

Shaka Smart is still the coach, don't get your hopes up. Just gotta run a 2-3 zone against us and we'll act like a 6th grade B team passing the ball around the perimeter until a bricked 3. The guy is as bad of a coach as herman

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#16816
Shaka Smart is still the coach, don't get your hopes up. Just gotta run a 2-3 zone against us and we'll act like a 6th grade B team passing the ball around the perimeter until a bricked 3. The guy is as bad of a coach as herman

He’s much worse. At least Herman wins in the postseason.
#16818
24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

ISU struggling with rape u.  Like I said there isn't a guaranteed loss here.

If we beat the teams we were supposed to for the past 4 years, we wouldn’t want Herman fired. 

#16821
1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

plz come out to watch the basketball team they have a legit top prospect the best since durant donned the burnt orange

he is going to be a top 3 pick he will carry this team to a deep tournament run 

Who is that?

#16824
19 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
50 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Who is that?

Greg Brown

Oh right. I keep forgetting who's on the team since we suck and no amount of talent is going to get it done with Shaka at the helm

 

#16826

I’ve not seen it discussed- Or if it was I missed it...However, if aggy sustains their current success this season, does this play into or help to speed up the process? 
This certainly can’t be pleasing to CDC & the BMD’s.

#16827

I don't know how you can watch Clemson without the #1 player in the country and not think:  fuck you, Tom Herman, you fucking fraud.

#16828
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

It read like fan fiction tBH

Not nearly as much as that drivel FCB dreams up after he strikes out at the bar and has a deadline to meet.

#16830
11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

if FCB strikes out he just calls Taylor ?

I think that's more fan fiction.  Since his wife cucked him FCB has been on an ugly downward spiral.  Taylor is nothing special but I seriously doubt she would lie in the gutter with him.  I don't see it. It's just people who hate everyone at 247 projecting their own bullshit, IMO.

#16831
2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I think that's more fan fiction.  Since his wife cucked him FCB has been on an ugly downward spiral.  Taylor is nothing special but I seriously doubt she would lie in the gutter with him.  I don't see it. It's just people who hate everyone at 247 projecting their own bullshit, IMO.

Have you seen her titties? I'd suffocate myself between those. 

#16832
3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I think that's more fan fiction.  Since his wife cucked him FCB has been on an ugly downward spiral.  Taylor is nothing special but I seriously doubt she would lie in the gutter with him.  I don't see it. It's just people who hate everyone at 247 projecting their own bullshit, IMO.

That supposedly happen years before Scout was bought out by 247, when they both worked there.

#16835
1 minute ago, Xian said:

God dammit. We are going to be stuck with Herman and  8-10 win seasons aren't we? 

yes and you will like it because we have a pussy for an AD.  but hey how bout that Bevo Blvd and Longhorn City Limits? right, huh pretty great right?

#16836
8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That supposedly happen years before Scout was bought out by 247, when they both worked there.

I think it happened while they were both at OB while Ketch was submerging himself in the Xmas buffet?

#16838
13 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I have not. Please share.

I tried finding the one someone else posted of her sun bathing. My gawd they were delicious. I can't find it on Google. It may he on her Twitter, but in banned so I can't check 

#16840
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I tried finding the one someone else posted of her sun bathing. My gawd they were delicious. I can't find it on Google. It may he on her Twitter, but in banned so I can't check 

Open it in an incognito tab.

#16841
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I tried finding the one someone else posted of her sun bathing. My gawd they were delicious. I can't find it on Google. It may he on her Twitter, but in banned so I can't check 

Here let me help:

 

Taylor Estes - Hudl

 

Wait excuse me:

 

 

 

Crap, no bikini pics.  But yes, she's very curvy

 

Taylor Gaspar Estes on Twitter: "Ready for my bachelorette party weekend  with a bottle of Belvedere that is about as long as my torso. 🙌🏼… "

#16843
17 minutes ago, wood said:

Open it in an incognito tab.

OK, let me see if I can find it on her timeline. I remember she was talking about she can't have sun on her tits while they're just hanging by a thread in her top. 

#16845

I wonder about aggy, too.  But what is more important is season tickets next year.  Take them down to 30,000 and all of a sudden cdc will start to feel it. Jmo. 

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#16847
24 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

A lot of aggy in this thread.

Fuck you haters.

Win out and play for the Big XII championship.

Then you assclowns can crawl back in your hole.

Did that 2yrs ago and look where it’s gotten them.  Still losing to teams to which they shouldn’t. And now losing recruits...which they shouldn’t.

#16848
Just now, Majorcholas said:

And let’s be honest....volleyball uniforms are nice

Yes. Yes they are. I was just on their Instagram page earlier. Very nice. I follow quite a few college women's volleyball teams on there. Those shorts....mmmmm

#16850

See that game tonight? Two real coaches with real NFL talent to work with. Yeah, that should be us. In a spotlight game like that with a playoff spot essentially up for grabs.

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