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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#6353

Fuck this guy.

And fuck CDC too for being short-sighted.

Every major sport at the most profitable university in the nation, with the largest fan base in the nation, sucks ass and has for years.

Fuck.

Edited by Ghost of Shag

#6354

He's smart enough to know his career here is finished. With OU, LSU, Baylor, Iowa State, KSU, TCU, and Ok State on the schedule next year, the required 10 wins is not realistic. 

#6355
8 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fuck this guy.

And fuck CDC too for being short-sighted.

Every major sport at the most profitable university in the nation, with the largest fan base in the nation, sucks ass and has for years.

Fuck.

I echo your sentiments

#6356
25 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Fuck this guy.

And fuck CDC too for being short-sighted.

Every major sport at the most profitable university in the nation, with the largest fan base in the nation, sucks ass and has for years.

Fuck.

go on...

#6357
21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He's smart enough to know his career here is finished. With OU, LSU, Baylor, Iowa State, KSU, TCU, and Ok State on the schedule next year, the required 10 wins is not realistic. 

Murderers' Row

#6358

Just read the news. Herman you are a POS!!!!!!! Hope you get canned by the end of the upcoming year. Happy New Year MF. Ooooooh I can't give up the offense for a Riley type protege. FU! That is all this morning.

#6359
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

He's smart enough to know his career here is finished. With OU, LSU, Baylor, Iowa State, KSU, TCU, and Ok State on the schedule next year, the required 10 wins is not realistic. 

I wouldn't believe the 10 wins nonsense.  He gets to 8 and he's safe.  That's the state of UT athletics these days.  

#6360
40 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I wouldn't believe the 10 wins nonsense.  He gets to 8 and he's safe.  That's the state of UT athletics these days.  

8 wins and we also have to be profitable and not offend anyone by trying too hard. 

#6362
1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

I wouldn't believe the 10 wins nonsense.  He gets to 8 and he's safe.  That's the state of UT athletics these days.  

That’s the biggest problem with bringing him back IMO. Is anyone honestly trying to say they believe Herman will be fired next year if he goes 9-3 or maybe even 8-4?

I think the worst case scenario is he goes 9-3 or 8-4 while never looking like a true threat to win the conference or getting much recruiting momentum and then he gets another year a la Helton at USC. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

#6363
16 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

That’s the biggest problem with bringing him back IMO. Is anyone honestly trying to say they believe Herman will be fired next year if he goes 9-3 or maybe even 8-4?

I think the worst case scenario is he goes 9-3 or 8-4 while never looking like a true threat to win the conference or getting much recruiting momentum and then he gets another year a la Helton at USC. 

true, I wonder sometimes about what would have happened if Charlie didn't lose to Kansas.

#6364
true, I wonder sometimes about what would have happened if Charlie didn't lose to Kansas.
He probably would have lost the bowl game...
#6365

Mensa got caught giving the LHN cameras double birds this morning during their signing day coverage.  Good job, dumbfuck.

 

7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

#6366
6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Mensa got caught giving the LHN cameras double birds this morning during their signing day coverage.  Good job, dumbfuck.

Glad to see the head football coach at the University of Texas has all the maturity of a junior high in-school suspension classroom.

#6367

Go ahead and fire this childish motherfucker.  He is nowhere near mature enough to run a program, much less UT. 

#6368
20 hours ago, Viper said:

true, I wonder sometimes about what would have happened if Charlie didn't lose to Kansas.

Well Chuck would have gone 6-7 again.

But yeah it is hard to fire somebody producing an assembly line of 9-3 type years. Unless you are Alabama or somebody I guess.

But I would like to see Tom actually produce another 9-3 year before I start moaning about my sad fate.

#6369

How long can the MENSA club tolerate the detrimental aspects he brings to their organization? People might think they're all morons. 

#6370

I don't know how we managed to it.  And We'll be studied by media departments for decades.  

But how did we fuck up having our own Television Network so bad?  Disney dropped a literal fleet of trucks on our campus, some filled with production equipment, studio sets, electronics, and satellites with which to beam Longhorn branded content straight into the homes of recruits every single night.  And still other trucks in the fleet were packed with cash, $300mm worth of cash to be exact.  And every coach has treated it like a pain in the ass, something they have to deal with that takes away from their strategic genius.  Obviously Herman feels the same way.   

#6373

Presser needs to open with, who were you flipping off? It won't since it is a day for the kids but this idiot just took some of that focus away.

#6375

If he was aiming it squarely at Lowell Galindo, I'll allow it.  Although, I don't want Lowell fired because he brings his smoking hot wife out in Austin.  

#6376
5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't know how we managed to it.  And We'll be studied by media departments for decades.  

But how did we fuck up having our own Television Network so bad?  Disney dropped a literal fleet of trucks on our campus, some filled with production equipment, studio sets, electronics, and satellites with which to beam Longhorn branded content straight into the homes of recruits every single night.  And still other trucks in the fleet were packed with cash, $300mm worth of cash to be exact.  And every coach has treated it like a pain in the ass, something they have to deal with that takes away from their strategic genius.  Obviously Herman feels the same way.   

I haven't watched it outside of games in years, but like everything else I am sure it's been grossly mismanaged.  That being said I think the fans also grossly underestimated the fact that the casual viewer/non fanatic doesn't want to watch the longhorn network regardless.  Why would they?  I thought the showing games of fringe sports would help those recruit, but the incoming football boom it was to bring was a figment of our imagination. 

#6377
Well Chuck would have gone 6-7 again.
But yeah it is hard to fire somebody producing an assembly line of 9-3 type years. Unless you are Alabama or somebody I guess.
But I would like to see Tom actually produce another 9-3 year before I start moaning about my sad fate.

Why do people at a school like Texas consider 9/10 wins good? It’s not good enough anymore
#6380
4 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:


Why do people at a school like Texas consider 9/10 wins good? It’s not good enough anymore

Good is relative. When 7-5 is your current ceiling, 10 wins is amazing.

#6381

We talking 9 wins total, like 8-4 and then win a bowl game, so 9-4 overall.  To me, for Texas, that's an improvement but still "meh"...not worthy of all the money we throw at coaches and facilities.  If it's 10-2 with a berth to the conference championship game and a NY6 bowl game, then we're talking good stuff to get excited about.  

Good programs expect to play 14 gams every season these days, 12 plus your title game, plus your bowl game.  

#6382
Good is relative. When 7-5 is your current ceiling, 10 wins is amazing.

We as fans and our administration SHOULD NOT be happy with 9/10 wins in today’s college football. It’s 11/12 wins we should aim for because that means you will be in contention for CFB playoff. Fuck everything else. Our goal should always be CFB playoff/competing for a national title. 9/10 wins doesn’t do that.
#6384
7 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait...could this be considered "cause?"

The day may yet be a great one!

No, it won't. He flipped off the camera of a network that nobody watches. Who gives a shit?

#6385

I know, right.  Imagine people having the gall to expect the head football coach to not act like a jackass on tv.

#6387
43 minutes ago, Chooky said:

How long can the MENSA club tolerate the detrimental aspects he brings to their organization? People might think they're all morons. 

At this very moment, some bespectacled guy in a turtleneck is looking up from his book of cryptoquote puzzles, scanning the coffee shop with a meditative gaze, and thinking “Would it be unbecoming or me, a secular humanist with a 136 IQ and a 1350 on the SAT, to flip the bird to that security camera?”

Edited by BrickHorn

#6388
3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I know, right.  Imagine people having the gall to expect the head football coach to not act like a jackass on tv.

If he won more football games, no one here would give a shit.

#6390
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

If South Austin's mom had a dick, no one would care about her either.

From what I understand, she has many dicks. 

#6393
5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If South Austin's mom had a dick, no one would care about her either.

If his mom had a dick, she still wouldn't fuck you. 

#6394
54 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Glad to see the head football coach at the University of Texas has all the maturity of a junior high in-school suspension classroom.

If he only knew  how many times he's had shoes, beer cans and other objects thrown at him and his product on TV over the last few months...  A long with the bird and FU's.  

 

 

#6396
1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Let’s fire a guy for flipping off a camera and hire the dude that let a murderer play football with no punishment. 

Yeah but that guy wins games!

#6398

Pretty clear Tom already dronk. Which is only the case because either he knows the class is lost, or possibly because he dronk by 0830 ever morning anyway.

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