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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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#7054

Go ahead and hire the asshole sitting on the right, I’m getting too old to wait around for us to figure it out and the screws on my moral compass are getting loose.  

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#7055

Patterson owns Herman. 
 

We’ll lose by two touchdowns. Herman is a confidence man. Zero substance 

#7058

Pussy shit who doesn’t trust his OC. I’m sick of turtle Tom being bitchslapped by inferior talent and being out coached on a weekly basis.

#7061
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

It’s infuriating watching superior talent get out coached week after week. 

Fify

#7062

He really is a fraud as a head coach. There is no reason to see another year. We have to restart with a new QB next year we might as well have a new head coach to start a new offensive system. 

#7067

Man I am sick of watching poorly coached, can’t tackle, can’t block, scared bitch football.  
 

A decade and counting.  

#7070

I’m just so fucking tired of the same shit. The only consistency is the inconsistency. He’s an absolute garbage head coach that makes the poorest possible decisions. I don’t understand at all how he got this far. He’s a fraud and for fuck’s sake - I want to WIN. I don’t give a shit who Texas hires at this point. Fucking end this misery. 

#7071
2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Fire herman. Hire urban.

Fire up the banner, I’ll buy the first couple of rounds.  

#7073
4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Alrighty, who do we look to hire next? 

How about the guy sitting in the studio on Fox who definitely wants to coach again when the right job comes along? He coaches circles around Tom. But too many think he is bad and scary and we are too good for him. *eye roll*

#7075

It’s gotten to the point where we just can’t keep doing this another two years.  This is just not the place you ‘learn’ to be a good head coach.  Bring in the best....morals be damned.  Go pay urban and let’s murder motherfuckers!

#7076

Herman will get a pass this year because of rona. Not saying he should, but he will. He will fuck up next year once we get back to normal and go 8-4.

As long as Urban doesn’t sign with another team this offseason, he should be the number 1 call. And he will listen.

#7077
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really is a fraud as a head coach. There is no reason to see another year. We have to restart with a new QB next year we might as well have a new head coach to start a new offensive system. 

Plus we lose Cosmi and Kerstetter, it’s going to be fucking ugly. 

#7080
13 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2-11 when trailing at half under thermensa

= inability to make adjustments.

I want my coach to be able to make adjustments.

#7082
Just now, Queen Bitch said:

OU gonna beat us to Urban and I will truly never watch this team ever again.

Wut? Where do you think Riley is gonna go lol 

#7083
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How about the guy sitting in the studio on Fox who definitely wants to coach again when the right job comes along? He coaches circles around Tom. But too many think he is bad and scary and we are too good for him. *eye roll*

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

#7085
1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

aaaaaand I'll take him

#7088
3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Urb doesn't have Mack's class, Charlie's integrity or Tom's caring. He is not our standard. All he wants to do is win.

Fuck Mack, Charlie is literally the worst coach in Texas history and Tom is a fucking fraud. Give me Urban. I want to fucking WIN. 

#7089

He showed everyone what an immature, insecure douchebag he is in the Mizzou bowl game.  I can’t think of a single HC who would mock an opposing player like that, not even an asshole like Joey freshwater.  Certainly not any of the coaches at or near the top
 

I mean, we all loved that game and fuck Mizzou, but could you ever imagine Saban/Urban/Dabo/Ogre/Riley/Mullen/Day/Franklin/shit the list of better coaches is too long... ever doing that.

#7091

Year 4, senior QB, another undisciplined, mediocre squad. He’ll win nothing of import but just enough to stick around. He ain’t the guy. Oh well.

and I say that while thinking we’ll find a way to win this game. But we aren’t anywhere close to elite.

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#7092
17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He should be our first and only phone call. 

Urban might be calling us.  

"Just get rid of him.  I'll take the job."

#7093

I guess I’ve seen enough different coaches now to realize they don’t change. What you get in year 1-2 is what they are.

#7096
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd set fire to an orphanage to get Urban as our next coach. Better coaching, better recruiting, better coaching hires

This. I’m sick and fucking tired of getting trash for assistants. Pay good assistants to come here and fuck shit up. 

#7098
14 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Herman will get a pass this year because of rona. Not saying he should, but he will. He will fuck up next year once we get back to normal and go 8-4.

As long as Urban doesn’t sign with another team this offseason, he should be the number 1 call. And he will listen.

The good news is after UF then fOSU, there’s only about 7-8 other jobs that aren’t an definite step down, and we are on that list.   
 

Riley to NFL, Saban retiring, or USC pulling their head out of their ass, the rest of them look pretty set for the next several years

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