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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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7 minutes ago, Zavala said:

It's almost like 90% of the team was recruited under his leadershit

Yeah because Maryland has recruited so much more talent.

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Announcer can go fuck himself 

i'm in.  not waiting 3 years to see what is obvious.  Less than a yard per play.  Terminate now, bring back Mack, I don't care, but this is nuts.

Cool.  A 10 yard punt.  Did this team practice anything since last year?  Fuck this coach.

3 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

It's a little early to be calling for his head. 

Terrible first post.

4 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

It's a little early to be calling for his head. 

You’re not from around here are you?

All I keep hearing on repeat is Public Enemy "Don't believe the hype". Fucking fraud

Shitty offense and defense. Herman and his staff must've been in the scrip club opposed to game planning.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

This is embarrassing 

Beyond embarrassing. This team is garbage. 

We're getting our asses handed to us for the second year in a row by a Maryland team that doesn't even have a head coach.  

That's not defensible.  

Yeah, this is fucking bad.  If they can't turn this shit around and somehow pull a miracle, his seat should be red hot if not burning down in flames.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Makes Charlie Strong look like Vince Lombardi

Ummm...Kansas says hi.

Might be irrational but I'm totally fine with kicking this fucker to the curb. Zero prep and sticking with Beck is enough for me. Pay the money for a real proven coach

I'm about a quarter away from being on board.

I'm starting to get more upset now. Maryland had an unreal amount of offseason distractions and a tragedy to deal with. Yet they were so much more ready for today than Texas is. 

2 minutes ago, Chad said:

Shitty offense and defense. Herman and his staff must've been in the scrip club opposed to game planning.

Don’t forget special teams.  15 yard punt brah.

Someone put Herman’s face on this 1d3ea4d964e56058a413f9f2e7141b21.gif

It took being down 24-7 and being completely inept, to decide to run the ball on 1st down and continue to do that with your best 2 backs in Watson and Ingram... 

oh let me praise you for your adjustments

fuck you for pulling me back into this game

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It's not a synchronicity that a number of us who simultaneously arrived here happen to be fans of the other football, and at that same moment, it appears there was a change in play calling and a "the way it should be" drive down the field.

so, if we stay over here and bitch, maybe it will turn things around.

we need a turnover now.

Tom Herman, you fucking suck.  Your wife is hot with huge tits and you go to titty bars.  SUck suck suck bitch bitch moan moan moan

We came out flat as fuck yet again to open a game. That is all coaching. I'm sure we will beat Maryland but these starts are getting old.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I'm sure we will beat Maryland

you're joking... right?

He sucks.  Even if he had to get down 24-7 to take over and then start calling plays and turn the game around..  His wife has huge tits and he goes to scrip clubs.  We hateses him.  Not our standard.  SuckSuckSuck.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

He sucks.  Even if he had to get down 24-7 to take over and then start calling plays and turn the game around..  His wife has huge tits and he goes to scrip clubs.  We hateses him.  Not our standard.  SuckSuckSuck.

pics of said tits? 

The only thing more gay than threads like this is two dudes buttfucking in a sky blue PT Cruiser.

The only thing more gay than threads like this is two dudes buttfucking in a sky blue PT Cruiser.
I don't know man, that's pretty far on the gay scale..
8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

So he's fired and rehired or just not fired?

Gonna fire him and hire Major.

Wait, Major is losing to Rice in the 3rd quarter...

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

you're joking... right?

Your act is tiring. Why are you a fan of this team?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

All talk. Team looks the same. Horrible 

Good lord. 

10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

pics of said tits? 

rbz-TX-MD-53.jpg

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