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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm still baffled why Kerstetter is our center when he was a good RT

We only had 4 fucking years to replace Shackelford...

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Just now, RGBIII said:

We only had 4 fucking years to replace Shackelford...

I know. We needed more time. A true center just isn't a priority here at Texas...where we apparently change the world. 

58 minutes ago, Nivek said:

The backpack thing is silly.  

As is pushing in the "all in" poker chips.  Next he'll "bury" mistakes a la Al Conover at Rice in 1973-74, who literally had players write their fuckups on pieces of paper and put them in a real casket, which was really buried.  He didn't want them wallowing in negativity over losses and past ineptitude.

Haven’t seen it discussed, but in the 1st Quarter Mitchell got dinged up and they stopped play for like 5 minutes.   Then they restarted play but had to stop it again to tell him he had to sit a snap.  So we have an actual LB coach who is responsible for 2 fucking guys and he does what exactly?   Doesn’t know the rules or can’t keep tabs on 50% of his position group?   
 

And Mensa needed to focus more on the big picture and do more HC things.  This entire fucking staff sucks balls.   

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I know. We needed more time. A true center just isn't a priority here at Texas...where we apparently change the world. 

Not the organization's fault that Texas HS football hasn't turned up one Longhorn worthy center in 4 years.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

The backpack thing is silly.  I was there and didn't give a shit, and the Mizzou alum I was with didn't either.  That is fodder for internet trolls and leading up to that game they dug up some comment made by Dodds (which was funny because he was 2 ADs ago) for motivation.   The Mizzou alum agreed with the quote.  

After Brazil Horn's post about seeking a tough-guy first who relaxes as a better strategy, I think our next HC should be an Italian convict.  Maybe one of those Playing for Pizza type coaches.

I’m not saying seek tough guy first. I’m saying that if you’ve been soft all of the time that suddenly trying to be hard doesn’t work. 

IMO set high standards and bench/fire people (players and coaches alike) that don’t live up to them. (A la Saban ) vs Herman’s approach to personnel and staff mgmt.

Having high standards doesn’t mean you are doing stupid shit like having different dinners for players or “punishing” players for penalties. Herman doesn’t get it  

 

 


 

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Deserving or not, that is something that should never be done by the head coach of a major college football team. That was embarrassing.

Tom Herman Shown Flipping Double Birds at Longhorn Network Camera on  Signing Day

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Um

 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Backwards, you say?

 

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The perfect metaphor for Texas football the last 10 years. 

22 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Anything good?

Flipping the bird was bad, but the most embarrasing thing he did was get off the bus at the MD game with some gaudy gold turnover chain, so weak. 

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Shit or get off the pot. 

He’s gettin his bird rubbed.

40 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Not the organization's fault that Texas HS football hasn't turned up one Longhorn worthy center in 4 years.

Didn’t aggy have one get drafted in the 1st round?

 

maybe our OL coach and evaluator has been shit at their job

As an old can someone tell me what the three ninja emoticon means?  Good holy shit, bad holy shit, or just holy shit in general?

30 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Negged if no follow-up.

19 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Come on woo, get ur glizzy out the thots and give it up.

did I do that right?

5 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Negged if no follow-up.

idgaf about rep woo

no clout chasing here no kizzy 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

idgaf about rep woo

no clout chasing here no kizzy 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Then fucking spill it

Come on guys. That’s the signal for a three guy gang bang.

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Fucking internet.

I heard something but not going to say, but I sure as fuck am going to tell everyone I heard something!

34 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

The clerk at 7-elven overheard a Pepsi driver, who attended a corporate luncheon with a guy, who was banging a BMD’s wife’s hairstylist, say “it’s almost happening!” 

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fucking internet.

I heard something but not going to say, but I sure as fuck am going to tell everyone I heard something!

Hornsfromdallas is a boppers dream bruh 

He waits 15-20 min until the olds finally nap from yelling at clouds then spills it.   

44 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what i just heard 

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Now a good as time as any to shoot your goo woo. 

45 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Do we get numbers too Higdon?

20  15  2  34  10  7

48 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Tom Herman Shown Flipping Double Birds at Longhorn Network Camera on  Signing Day

Fucking asshat. How many times are we going to let this immature jackass give us red flags?

2018 - Trey Stratford from Allen 3 star 10th ranked center in the country  - Chose Stanford over us 

2018 Tyrese Williams out of Cy Ridge 13 ranked center in the country - chose okie lite no offer - he will be their starter next season

2018 John Lanz out of Denton guyer 14 ranked center in the country - chose tcu no offer

2019 Branson Brag from Crandal TX - 4 star 4th ranked center in the country - chose Stanford over us among other schools - projected to start as a redshirt freshmen at guard for Stanford 

2019 - Beaux Limmer - Tyler lee 10th ranked center in country - chose Arkansas with no offer from us - stating at guard for Arkansas as a rs freshmen

2019 - Layden Robinson - Manvel - 5th ranked center in the country - committed to aggy with no offer from us 

2019 - Preston Wilson - argyle 13 ranked center - Oklahoma state with no offer from us - back up role behind upperclassman 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Except Volleyball. They seem worth their weight. 

 

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

And swimming

Surly gonna be surly. Y'all are so spoiled sometimes. I mean yeah the major 2 sports kind of suck dick at UT right now but beyond that Texas is still pretty damn elite athletically. Tennis won recently, golf almost did, w volleyball hasn't in, what, 7 years? but is trending in that direction again. W's basketball is about to fuck.

The bad baseball teams at Texas are still good compared to most schools. Track and women's soccer are good too, right? 

25 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fucking internet.

I heard something but not going to say, but I sure as fuck am going to tell everyone I heard something!

You're missing the point.  If something does happen, I get to say I told you so, if something doesn't happen I get to say I told you so.  #winning.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Surly gonna be surly. Y'all are so spoiled sometimes. I mean yeah the major 2 sports kind of suck dick at UT right now but beyond that Texas is still pretty damn elite athletically. Tennis won recently, golf almost did, w volleyball hasn't in, what, 7 years? but is trending in that direction again. W's basketball is about to fuck.

The bad baseball teams at Texas are still good compared to most schools. Track and women's soccer are good too, right? 

Golf still rollin’?

21 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Now a good as time as any to shoot your goo woo. 

IDK if he's been right about anything.  He used to post at OB and was always either throwing shit against the wall or passing the 9,95 fats information as his own

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

IDK if he's been right about anything.  He used to post at OB and was always either throwing shit against the wall or passing the 9,95 fats information as his own

I'd like to think he's CTJ's less-informed alter ego, like when Gerald in South Park gets online at the end of the day with his glass of wine to troll people.

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Golf still rollin’?

I mean I'd assume so, it's Texas.

idgaf about rep woo
no clout chasing here no kizzy 
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In case the three ninja heads wasn't cryptic enough.

Three of the regents plan on kidnapping CDC and holding him hostage until he fires Tom Herman. That is the only possible interpretation of the three ninjas.

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

IDK if he's been right about anything.  He used to post at OB and was always either throwing shit against the wall or passing the 9,95 fats information as his own

Nah man, he's been nails in recruiting,  he was in the GC, til he got kicked out.. plus his cousin is on the team.. a 5 star cousin.  I don't doubt Carl

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We’re the best quidditch program of all time 

Quidditch GOAT!

Nah man, he's been nails in recruiting,  he was in the GC, til he got kicked out.. plus his cousin is on the team.. a 5 star cousin.  I don't doubt Carl
My man was a glizzy gladiator until he got barium meal'd from the GC
3 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Miles got fired after winning a National Championship for LSU. Herman can’t even win the Big 12 in a year where everyone else is terrible. Turns out, we are the pack leaders in that group.

Just watch.  They’re gonna fire Orgeron’s ass in the next 18 months too.

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Not the organization's fault that Texas HS football hasn't turned up one Longhorn worthy center in 4 years.

I know, right? It's weird how a gigantic state as football as a religion can't seem to produce a single good center. I feel for our coaches. Must be hard, you know, like winning?

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Come on guys. That’s the signal for a three guy gang bang.

Sorry, man, meant to rep and it went to anger? Anyway, I fixed it. 

Just watch.  They’re gonna fire Orgeron’s ass in the next 18 months too.
Yep and Jimbo will be on the next flight to Baton Rouge

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