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Im obviously in the minority here on Urban, but its pathetic that we have sunk this low.
 
I wont post anymore on my thoughts on Urban (shag: “thank god, fuck you loser!!!”), but I urge everyone to take a long hard look at what we stand for and who we are. Urban would by far and away be the shadiest hire in the history of the ath. Dept. of Texas


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Regarding hiring Urban, I'll take the advice of my friend, Jane. Everyone already hates Texas. Why not just embrace it. 

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How about we hire Urban, tell him not to do any of that shady shit here, and then see what happens.  If he does do bad shit we can fire him, but at that point I will already have the memories of several national championships.

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15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unlike most of u slapdicks, I was deeply involved with Texas while I was there. President of the Nursing student body, on the Student’s Provost Committee, a member of the UT Senate, Vice President of the LAMN, head of nursing for Explore UT, coordinator for 40 Acres Fest, a Joe and Lee Jamail Scholar, and still havent missed a fucking home game since 2004. I love Texas (the state and the university) as much as anyone.

 

Winning isnt more important than what this University stands for. Go fuck yourself if you think we should hire that piece of shit as head coach because you wanna win a few more football games. We laugh at Bama, Baylor, aggy, etc because of their lack of morals, but we are absolutely sinking to their level (or below) in going after Meyer. Rationalize it all you want, but its pathetic

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Lumping Urban in with Briles is absurd.

You may look at Texas with Urban as something massively different than Texas without him, but no one on the outside will. They’ll just see a Texas program finally reach its potential and win a lot.

17 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unlike most of u slapdicks, I was deeply involved with Texas while I was there. President of the Nursing student body, on the Student’s Provost Committee, a member of the UT Senate, Vice President of the LAMN, head of nursing for Explore UT, coordinator for 40 Acres Fest, a Joe and Lee Jamail Scholar, and still havent missed a fucking home game since 2004. I love Texas (the state and the university) as much as anyone.

 

Winning isnt more important than what this University stands for. Go fuck yourself if you think we should hire that piece of shit as head coach because you wanna win a few more football games. We laugh at Bama, Baylor, aggy, etc because of their lack of morals, but we are absolutely sinking to their level (or below) in going after Meyer. Rationalize it all you want, but its pathetic

That’s great how you were involved in those things, really. But what if all those people that have those same involvements now and are just as active in the university, want to go to a football game and see a team win. Maybe they are tired of all the losing and would love to have Urban. Does that make those people horrible?
 

Times change, people change. Get over it. Your love for the university doesn’t trump others just because you were more involved. 

19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unlike most of u slapdicks, I was deeply involved with Texas while I was there. President of the Nursing student body, on the Student’s Provost Committee, a member of the UT Senate, Vice President of the LAMN, head of nursing for Explore UT, coordinator for 40 Acres Fest, a Joe and Lee Jamail Scholar, and still havent missed a fucking home game since 2004. I love Texas (the state and the university) as much as anyone.

 

Winning isnt more important than what this University stands for. Go fuck yourself if you think we should hire that piece of shit as head coach because you wanna win a few more football games. We laugh at Bama, Baylor, aggy, etc because of their lack of morals, but we are absolutely sinking to their level (or below) in going after Meyer. Rationalize it all you want, but its pathetic


Jesus Focker it’s just a game. 

29 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im obviously in the minority here on Urban, but its pathetic that we have sunk this low.

 

I wont post anymore on my thoughts on Urban (shag: “thank god, fuck you loser!!!”), but I urge everyone to take a long hard look at what we stand for and who we are. Urban would by far and away be the shadiest hire in the history of the ath. Dept. of Texas

Is this some kind of comedy bit I don't get?

@hornfromdallas Just curious what part are you from? I was raised in the Grove and attended Spruce when we were the Apaches.

Enjoy the info although I’m too old to understand the glitzy, woo and fucboi references, although I’m trying bruh.

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


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Fucking A. Let’s not act like Herman is some lily white virgin. 

We need a coach to bring some toughness to the program that’s been sorely lacking for a long time. Urban is a homerun hire just sitting there for the taking.

4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Sounds like a you were a fuckin NERD.

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Herman seems like a turd / dick of epic proportions, witness Casey Horny.  Just don’t get how hiring Urban is a bridge too far.  At least we would likely win a lot more.

Anyone have the Scipio article about firing and hiring at Texas?  Seems relevant.

Three words.  

Name.  Image.  Likeness 

Hire Urban.  Flood the market with cash for recruits (its all legal now).   
 

profit 

Tom Herman's burner account has been discovered :

This clown is constantly slobbing on Herman's knob and is still defending him after scraping by an awful 1-3 Tech team, lost to 1-2 TCU and got smacked around by the worst OU team to see the field since the 90s with a freshman QB that was so putrid in the first half he was pulled from the game.

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

Sounds like  you were a fuckin NERD.

Yup. Usually a college resume like that is synonymous with not getting laid.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn some of yall love u some domestic assault dont you

 

 

the mental gymnastics on here are laughable.

Zach Smith... is that you?

Anyone have the Scipio article about firing and hiring at Texas?  Seems relevant.

Well shit I guess not
12 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Zach Smith... is that you?

No, Zach Smith would be demanding more domestic violence. 

Urban had Smith, but Mack had Cleve Bryant.  Go get Urban today.  Not tomorrow, not after breakfast; now!

5 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Our team is absolute trash - can't block, can't tackle, can't run the the football, and recruiting is in massive decline.

We make up for it by being terrible at the kicking game and being unable to catch anything.

56 minutes ago, Chad said:

Tom Herman's burner account has been discovered :

This clown is constantly slobbing on Herman's knob and is still defending him after scraping by an awful 1-3 Tech team, lost to 1-2 TCU and got smacked around by the worst OU team to see the field since the 90s with a freshman QB that was so putrid in the first half he was pulled from the game.

Reading some of that thread. Dude sounds 100% aggy. Like I'd almost be shocked if he wasn't some weirdo aggy doing shtick. 

18 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Mark May, so take it fwiw, but he says densely populated area (densa?) would absolutely jump on Texas if offered. https://post.futurimedia.com/kgmeam/playlist/4/listen-4512.html?cb=1602888433.249285 

Yep and I think it takes USC out of the equation if what he's saying is true but the AD stopping any Urban Meyer talk last year. That's what I found interesting. I imagine they'll try to entice Petersen 

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Mark May, so take it fwiw, but he says densely populated area (densa?) would absolutely jump on Texas if offered. https://post.futurimedia.com/kgmeam/playlist/4/listen-4512.html?cb=1602888433.249285 

He also said Saban wouldn't be coaching from the sidelines, today. Dude knows fuck all, as do most motherfuckers. With that being said, I got 5 on Urban.

 

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4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unlike most of u slapdicks, I was deeply involved with Texas while I was there. President of the Nursing student body, on the Student’s Provost Committee, a member of the UT Senate, Vice President of the LAMN, head of nursing for Explore UT, coordinator for 40 Acres Fest, a Joe and Lee Jamail Scholar, and still havent missed a fucking home game since 2004. I love Texas (the state and the university) as much as anyone.

Damn, with all that going on, where did you find time to play school?  

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban had Smith, but Mack had Cleve Bryant.  Go get Urban today.  Not tomorrow, not after breakfast; now!

Yep. When you had a guy nicknamed “Old Freak Nasty” roaming around your program during the Mack years...

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

You can't expect to beat idle every year. 

Winning is hard, even against Idle.

7 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Think it looks exactly like Urb. But it also looks just like Assad.

Those fuckers on the other sidelines better watch out next year.

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unlike most of u slapdicks, I was deeply involved with Texas while I was there. President of the Nursing student body, on the Student’s Provost Committee, a member of the UT Senate, Vice President of the LAMN, head of nursing for Explore UT, coordinator for 40 Acres Fest, a Joe and Lee Jamail Scholar, and still havent missed a fucking home game since 2004. I love Texas (the state and the university) as much as anyone.

Someone who lists all their personal achievements in a discussion about getting rid of a football coach probably loves themselves more than the university...

7 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban had Smith, but Mack had Cleve Bryant.  Go get Urban today.  Not tomorrow, not after breakfast; now!

This.

If our decision makers want to make a change,  go all in for Urban now.  If he wants to coach at Texas get the deal done,  if he doesn't then we will know now we need to go a different way,  not 2-3  months down the road.  

7 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

We make up for it by being terrible at the kicking game and being unable to catch anything.

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9 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I’m not going to make a post about the guy saying he is done posting. 

Please do so that I can see that ass on your avatar again.

7 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Urban had Smith, but Mack had Cleve Bryant.  Go get Urban today.  Not tomorrow, not after breakfast; now!

And Herman has Casey Horney......

What are the chances we lose to Baylor? I just wanna get the Meyer show on the road. They suck, I think. But so does OU, TCU, and Tech.

We should for sure lose against OSU.

1 hour ago, CBHorn said:

Someone who lists all their personal achievements in a discussion about getting rid of a football coach probably loves themselves more than the university...

I’m wondering why he left off that he was a Hellraiser?

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So it’s Urban playing dominos? The game not his favorite pizza.

They’re playing Texas hold ‘em. He just went all in. 

59 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

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Maybe he could play offensive tackle for us: But, I'd be concerned, with our luck, that during games he would disappear at times.

Well I guess #sideburngate is over, that’s for sure Urban. Keep sending that good stuff  @hornfromdallas, here is a Thot as payment

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