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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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5 minutes ago, markstanco said:
7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:
what's wrong with being drunk at 5 pm?

Nothing, but stop calling in. You are slurring your words. Kind of embarrassing.

Nope.  Not it.

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1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Fuck it.  He should win 2 here just to be sure.

Three to cement it, but that may be hard to do in 5 years.  

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Saban stuff leaked because Mack used a friend. As far as I know Tom has no close enough friends except Anwar maybe. 

Mack had the Saban stuff leaked to stop it you think?  That was an ugly ass situation.  I know Ketch got pissed and outed Jesus's identity.  Ketch has no integrity

That’s it.  I’m starting a tribute band called, “Thin Glizzy.”

I could be totally wrong, but I don't think USC is as willing to shell out cash for coaches as we are.  I could be wrong.
Same. They care but not as much.
Anybody relieved they don’t have to watch a garbage team shoot itself in the dick repeatedly today?
fuck you, Tom.
I haven't watched a single game this year and it might be the most enjoyable season since 2009.
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We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

Lack of casual encounters.

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

Coelenterate fuccbois running amok

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I bet it’s the SMU DE coach Joyner who learned under Johnson. Seems like an up and comer and could help lock DFW down

Correct.

14 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

 

18 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

It’s 2020.  Moose out front shoulda told ya.  

22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I bet it’s the SMU DE coach Joyner who learned under Johnson. Seems like an up and comer and could help lock DFW down

Give me the old guy still pulling 5 stars and coaching them at a high level. 

37 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nurses love the drama

I bet Greenspoint has the VHS box set of ER and the complete Grey’s Anatomy on DVR.  

Any way Meyer would be able to bring Kerry Coombs with him? Or is there no chance he leaves fOSU?

I was thinking we start a go-fund-me where everyone throws in a hundy to pay the buyout.  But now I see the nurse community can pretty much cover this bitch on their own.  I’m in for $10.  Who’s with me?

7 minutes ago, jinx said:

I bet Greenspoint has the VHS box set of ER and the complete Grey’s Anatomy on DVR.  

Pair of sweatpants and a nice pinot grig at the end of the day? Maybe some takeout Chinese and a little Ben and Jerry's (only if it was a tough day - but it always is LOL! 😁).

29 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

immamac had a red banner warning us that we’d see some weird shit. Didn’t think it would be to this extent. Fuck. 

36 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

Yeah this thread alone might make Urban run to usc.  Maybe this is the new normal.  

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

This whole thing with urban is setting up like a huge disappointment like with nick.

That wasn't a disappointment. That was glorious. Because fuck Nick Saban.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

That wasn't a disappointment. That was glorious. Because fuck Nick Saban.

Yeah so glorious Mack fucked it up and we hired strong followed by Herman 

 

GLORIOUS!!! Gtfo

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah well my dad wrote a book

That'd be cool if you were James McMurtry.

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah so glorious Mack fucked it up and we hired strong followed by Herman 

 

GLORIOUS!!! Gtfo

Don't care.  Fuck Saban.

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

This whole thing with urban is setting up like a huge disappointment like with nick.

Has there been discussions IRL or just message board fodder?

I mean Texas Football since January 1st 2010 has been nothing but huge disappointments. I am not terrible concerned about being disappointed, it is kind of a Saturday tradition.

41 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

immamac had a red banner warning us that we’d see some weird shit. Didn’t think it would be to this extent. Fuck. 

What do you have against nurses?

1 hour ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’re 2-2 in a season we should have gone undefeated, want our coach fired immediately, 6th Street is getting positive rep, and we got fucking nurses boasting about their salary. What the actual fuck is going on around here?

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58 minutes ago, jinx said:

I bet Greenspoint has the VHS box set of ER and the complete Grey’s Anatomy on DVR.  

Scrubs makes more sense.  

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What do you have against nurses?

 

"Oh nurse, I need your help..."

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One months pay. Shut the fuck up. Sorry for the thread derail.... but even you brokedicks that wanna bash Nursing... go ahead. But know that Nursing is a fucking fantastic undergrad major.


Now carry on with fawning over that POS Meyer


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8 minutes ago, pops said:

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Nursing is for the poors.  I am a Candy Striper volunteer and here is my pay check

 

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3 hours ago, Rip76 said:

And Herman has no where near the pull Mack had.

Best post of the day.  That i've read (still have 2 pages to go).

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"Oh nurse, I need your help..."

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My experience with hospital nurses indicates that this candy stripper’s entire body weight would equal about one pants leg worth of an average, everyday nurse.

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How can anyone take a football message board so seriously that they need to post a copy of their paystub for validation amongst a bunch of anonymous internet fans?

Did you buy a Camero?

Nope , a used 1998 Toyota Echo with 150,000 miles. Runs like a charm.
4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

How can anyone take a football message board so seriously that they need to post a copy of their paystub for validation amongst a bunch of anonymous internet fans?

Urban brings out the best and the worst in us

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"Oh nurse, I need your help..."

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We need a name, give us a name!

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

"Oh nurse, I need your help..."

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She’s very aesthetically pleasing.  I can’t deny that.  But you can’t wear this sort of outfit and be take. Seriously.    Some big code and hygiene violations here.  Scrubs please

19 minutes ago, Lobo said:

We need a name, give us a name!

Tiffany Toth 

1 hour ago, Knighthawk said:

I was thinking we start a go-fund-me where everyone throws in a hundy to pay the buyout.  But now I see the nurse community can pretty much cover this bitch on their own.  I’m in for $10.  Who’s with me?

 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/buy-tom-herman-out-of-texas

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

She’s very aesthetically pleasing.  I can’t deny that.  But you can’t wear this sort of outfit and be take. Seriously.    Some big code and hygiene violations here.  Scrubs please

I'll allow it.

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Why? Also, he is not staying. He came from Houston with Herman and will follow him. The new coach will want his own recruiting department.

You think Carrington is going to follow Herman to some shit-hole G5 school where he can earn 30% of what he’s making at Texas. 

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Tiffany Toth 

Or is it Tiffany Thot?

3 hours ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Any way Meyer would be able to bring Kerry Coombs with him? Or is there no chance he leaves fOSU?

I have no inside info. Below is based on a hypothetical where there is mutual interest between Meyer and Texas.

Coombs left the Titans to go back to Columbus, can’t see him leaving after one year. Johnson is older and has always been a PA/OH guy. Joyner would be a good hire.

Meyer would 100% demand his son-in-law Corey Dennis as QB coach. First year as full coach but four years there as GA/QC. Special teams rat at GaTech so that’s a positive. Obviously no recruiting history.

He might go after RB coach Tony Alford. Or keep Drayton. RB coaches are kinda interchangeable (no Katfid).

I think Louis Addazio (OL) and Kenny Guiton (WR) at Colorado State are names to watch.

Any praises for Pantoni/Marotti are absolutely earned. Meyer will go hard in the paint and probably get them.

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11 hours ago, wood said:

Ciampaglio. Many thought he was the brains behind Tom Penders' successes on the court. IDK. I can't remember what bullshit he was telling the kids to get their meal money. Anyone?

I think he was in charge of doling out the money on road trips, but he didn’t give the players all the money that was allowed and allotted. One of the tricks he used (iirc) was to withhold money for the first and/or last meal the players were allowed to receive based on their departure and return times. He then reported to the AD that all of the allowable meal money had been disbursed.
 

Allegedly, that is. 

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I would never sully an honorable man’s reputation.

7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

She’s very aesthetically pleasing.  I can’t deny that.  But you can’t wear this sort of outfit and be take. Seriously.    Some big code and hygiene violations here.  Scrubs please

Not sure how someone could neg that sarcasm. Pos rep to balance the force. 

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