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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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2 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Hitting the bottle again?  Thought I saw that intimated somewhere.

Yeah that was the first thing I thought of ... or maybe something related to that Zach Smith shit.

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4 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

So basically to translate: IT'S HAPPENING TO THE BUNKER!

All I know is I went from sad drinking to happy drinking after reading that...let’s see what Texas does tomorrow to reverse course

7 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Hitting the bottle again?  Thought I saw that intimated somewhere.

Anyone start tracking the G2s in the cafeteria?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

All I know is I went from sad drinking to happy drinking after reading that...let’s see what Texas does tomorrow to reverse course

the hand is about to go up the skirt and then shit's gunna get nasty

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

the hand is about to go up the skirt and then shit's gunna get nasty

I'm getting a subtle Planes, Trains, and Automobiles vibe.

 

4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

So running the table and winning the conference is the consensus saving grace?  Is it possible for us to run the regular season table and still not reach the CC game?

If UT and OU both win out and either KSU or ISU win out except for losing to UT, then UT would finish tied for 2nd with at least OU.  If it's only a two way tie for 2nd then UT loses on the head to head tie breaker.  If it's a three way tie for 2nd with the loser of the KSU/ISU game then the permutations are a little difficult to figure out right now.   I doubt that UT wins out, but they could and still miss the CCG.

Might want to revisit that line of logic, chief.
One of them will have at least 3 losses. The only teams that could finish with less than 2 losses including a loss to Texas are K State and ISU. OU and TCU have tiebreaker but they are playing each other this weekend and both already have 2 conference losses. So only one - not both - could keep Texas out assuming Texas runs the table. Iowa State and KSU haven't played yet so same with them. Only one would be able to keep Texas out assuming Texas beats both. 
(Couple minor errors above but fuck me I'm not typing all of this shit out to a further degree when I already outlined the only two scenarios where Texas doesn't make it if we win out)

Okie Lite could finish with less than 2 losses including a loss to us too. All 3 of OSU, KSU and ISU are undefeated so far in B12 play
1 minute ago, Mason Ramsey said:


Okie Lite could finish with less than 2 losses including a loss to us too. All 3 of OSU, KSU and ISU are undefeated so far in B12 play

Yes but osu winning out removes both teams that have tiebreaker against us so it wouldn't matter.

(In this hypothetical that has zero chance of even happening in the first place)

Yes but osu winning out removes both teams that have tiebreaker against us so it wouldn't matter.
(In this hypothetical that has zero chance of even happening in the first place)

Fair enough. I don’t see it happening at all.

Some random IT poster posted this but I think its a decent list for potential staff

Spoiler

OC
Mike Yucich
Mark Helfrich
Phil Longo, UNC
Graham Harrell, USC
Joe Moorhead, Oregon
Kendall Briles, Arkansas
Scotty Walden, Southern Miss
Brian Johnson, Florida

DC
Chris Ash
Barry Odom, Arkansas
Zach Arnett, Miss St
DJ Durkin, Ole Miss
Marcus Freeman, Cinncinati
if fired... Will Muschamp, Jeremy Pruitt

RB
Stan Drayton
Ra'Shaad Samples, SMU
Louis Ayeri, Northwestern
Jabbar Juluke, Lafayette
Nathan Scheelhaase, Iowa State

WR
Andre Coleman
Samples
Darrin Chiaverini, Colorado
Tyson Carrier, Houston
Kenny Guiton, Colorado St
Kevin Cummings, San Jose St
Derek Dooley, NFL
Mike Groh, NFL
Malcolm Kelly, TCU

TE
Corey Dennis, Colorado St (Urban's son in law)
Use names from other lists. Major pre-req is being a plus, plus recruiter
Maybe a current HS coach

OL
Bill Bendenbaugh, ou
Jeff Grimes, BYU
Ed Warriner, Michigan
Brandon Jones, Houston
Harry Hiestand, retired
James Cregg, LSU
Chris Thomsen, Florida St

DL
Oscar Giles
Mark Hagen
Larry Johnson, OSU
Randall Joyner, SMU
Dustin Royston, Middle Tenn

LB
Coleman Hutzler
Antonio Pierce, ASU
Tommy Thigpen, UNC
Brian Niedermeyer, Tennessee
Glenn Schumann, Georgia
Craig Kuligowski, Toledo

DB
Jay Valai
Corey Raymond, LSU
Steve Clinkscale, Kentucky
Terrance Brown, Washington
Chris Hawkins, ASU

 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Some random IT poster posted this but I think its a decent list for potential staff

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OC
Mike Yucich
Mark Helfrich
Phil Longo, UNC
Graham Harrell, USC
Joe Moorhead, Oregon
Kendall Briles, Arkansas
Scotty Walden, Southern Miss
Brian Johnson, Florida

DC
Chris Ash
Barry Odom, Arkansas
Zach Arnett, Miss St
DJ Durkin, Ole Miss
Marcus Freeman, Cinncinati
if fired... Will Muschamp, Jeremy Pruitt

RB
Stan Drayton
Ra'Shaad Samples, SMU
Louis Ayeri, Northwestern
Jabbar Juluke, Lafayette
Nathan Scheelhaase, Iowa State

WR
Andre Coleman
Samples
Darrin Chiaverini, Colorado
Tyson Carrier, Houston
Kenny Guiton, Colorado St
Kevin Cummings, San Jose St
Derek Dooley, NFL
Mike Groh, NFL
Malcolm Kelly, TCU

TE
Corey Dennis, Colorado St (Urban's son in law)
Use names from other lists. Major pre-req is being a plus, plus recruiter
Maybe a current HS coach

OL
Bill Bendenbaugh, ou
Jeff Grimes, BYU
Ed Warriner, Michigan
Brandon Jones, Houston
Harry Hiestand, retired
James Cregg, LSU
Chris Thomsen, Florida St

DL
Oscar Giles
Mark Hagen
Larry Johnson, OSU
Randall Joyner, SMU
Dustin Royston, Middle Tenn

LB
Coleman Hutzler
Antonio Pierce, ASU
Tommy Thigpen, UNC
Brian Niedermeyer, Tennessee
Glenn Schumann, Georgia
Craig Kuligowski, Toledo

DB
Jay Valai
Corey Raymond, LSU
Steve Clinkscale, Kentucky
Terrance Brown, Washington
Chris Hawkins, ASU

 

There's pretty much only one current coach missing from that list. I really have to hand it to that random poster for a solid list.

48 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I want to know what the off the field issue is thats a bigger deal than Tom's sucking or the EOT.

When a subordinate basically extends a middle finger to his boss not once, but twice, in a press conference then I think that would qualify as fairly big off-the-field issue.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Might want to revisit that line of logic, chief.

One of them will have at least 3 losses. The only teams that could finish with less than 2 losses including a loss to Texas are K State and ISU. OU and TCU have tiebreaker but they are playing each other this weekend and both already have 2 conference losses. So only one - not both - could keep Texas out assuming Texas runs the table. Iowa State and KSU haven't played yet so same with them. Only one would be able to keep Texas out assuming Texas beats both. 

 

 The question was:  " Is it possible for us to run the regular season table and still not reach the CC game?"

My point was that either tcu or blOU with 2 losses would get into B12 Championship Game before Texas... I assumed that at least one team from Isu/okSt/ksu group has no worse than 1 loss.

So yah... My logic was accurate there chief 😁

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 The question was:  " Is it possible for us to run the regular season table and still not reach the CC game?"

My point was that either tcu or blOU with 2 losses would get into B12 Championship Game before Texas... I assumed that at least one team from Isu/okSt/ksu group has no worse than 1 loss.

So yah... My logic was accurate there chief 😁

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Good point... ready for Herman to get fired ASAP

There are 45 Big12 conference games, of which 14 have been played.  If you assume UT wins out (ha ha) that leaves 25 conference games with an undetermined outcome.  That is 33,554,432 different outcomes.  Maybe if I get bored this weekend I'll chart them all out and see out many of those outcomes leave UT out of the CCG.

Whyyy do you assholes keep talking about running the table??? There’s zero chance of that happening. Not almost zero. ZERO. Haven’t y’all watched the games? They fucking suck. We have the dumbest team in the country. Zero chance of winning out.

56 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There are 45 Big12 conference games, of which 14 have been played.  If you assume UT wins out (ha ha) that leaves 25 conference games with an undetermined outcome.  That is 33,554,432 different outcomes.  Maybe if I get bored this weekend I'll chart them all out and see out many of those outcomes leave UT out of the CCG.

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58 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There are 45 Big12 conference games, of which 14 have been played.  If you assume UT wins out (ha ha) that leaves 25 conference games with an undetermined outcome.  That is 33,554,432 different outcomes.  Maybe if I get bored this weekend I'll chart them all out and see out many of those outcomes leave UT out of the CCG.

Based on what you have already done there's a pretty good chance you will be bored this weekend. 

Maybe his job is not on the line.

what is this UM rumor bullshit is Texas paying The University of Manitoba to take him?

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Rumor that Urbana wife is house hunting in Austin.  I shit you not

is Sally Brown realtors showing her around?......is she interested in a nice golf course "cacista" to go with that house?

Rumor that Urbana wife is house hunting in Austin.  I shit you not

Are they looking at schools for their adult kids thx
9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Rumor that Urbana wife is house hunting in Austin.  I shit you not

Urbana is new corch?

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


Are they looking at schools for their adult kids thx

Adult learning is important and gaining in popularity

Just now, South Austin said:

Urbana is new corch?

she can't do worse can she?

15 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Rumor that Urbana wife is house hunting in Austin.  I shit you not

Quick someone get on flightaware and check all flights and manifestos from Colorado Springs. 

Maybe his job is not on the line.

Maybe YOUR job is on the line
26 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Rumor that Urbana wife is house hunting in Austin.  I shit you not

 

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Maybe his job is not on the line.

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I wish we could lock this up so Mack doesn’t fuck it up again.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There are 45 Big12 conference games, of which 14 have been played.  If you assume UT wins out (ha ha) that leaves 25 conference games with an undetermined outcome.  That is 33,554,432 different outcomes.  Maybe if I get bored this weekend I'll chart them all out and see out many of those outcomes leave UT out of the CCG.

And despite your obviously fascinating predilections, the nuptials with the scantily clad one didn't work out, huh?  

Shocker.

Just want to point out that Herman still hasn’t tweeted since September.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Why Colorado Springs?

Because otherwise you'd have to fly through silsbee to get to Fort Collins. Duh.

Maybe his job is not on the line.
You're right, he's probably already fired behind the scenes and it just hasn't been formally announced yet.

So his job is not on the line.
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Urbana is new corch?

Pop the ... Champaign?

29 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Just want to point out that Herman still hasn’t tweeted since September.

...and I should misinterpret this how? 

11 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

...and I should misinterpret this how? 

That he's a petty bitch who would absolutely stop promoting Texas on social media as soon as he's told his job is in danger

And despite your obviously fascinating predilections, the nuptials with the scantily clad one didn't work out, huh?  

Shocker.

I’m glad my predilections fascinate you, I’m sorry you don’t like scantily clad women (NTTAWWT). Not sure how any of that impacts the Big12 race and our crappy team though. Also my nuptials to my fully clothed, prim and proper first wife lasted one year less than my nuptials to the second ex since you’re so fascinated.

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

Adult learning is important and gaining in popularity

Not on this website it isn’t. 

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