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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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6 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Maybe there is a Coach 1, but a feeling that Coach 2 and/or Coach 3 could also take us where we want to go, but might take a year or three longer.

Yeah, that would be fun.  So many people around here have so much patience.

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10 hours ago, vtaenz said:

Are they really totally separate? You're not hiring a new coach without firing the old couch.
I guess I'm failing to understand how these are possibly "totally separate."

I read the message to say they are stand alone issues, i.e., Herman is going to get fired of his own merit, regardless of who the new coitch is and they are doing their very best to secure the Urb.  Tells me Herman’s dismissal is imminent, have to replace him and Urban is the first choice.....or at least that’s the way I fantasize about it 

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:
FWIW CDC hired the miss st women’s basketball coach in like a week after firing...that doesn’t just happen without some real movement behind the scenes 

Based on this, I'm just going to assume it's already done and wait for the good news to be announced.

Wait for the herman loss

Decision-maker alignment and communication with Urban should have been happening for a year now, as soon as last season went off the rails. You have a HOF coach sitting there, who is as close as you can get to a guaranteed program-changer, and we stick with the guy whose teams bumblefuck around getting his ass beat by Baylor and beating Kansas on a last second FG. It shouldn't matter at this point what he does against Baylor today.

We know who he is. We know who Urban is. Make the change. 

If you want to make Texas a better place take Urb off the shelf and make the change. Nuh, nah, nah. Nuh, nah, nah.....

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

FWIW CDC hired the miss st women’s basketball coach in like a week after firing...that doesn’t just happen without some real movement behind the scenes 

We're hiring Mike Leach. Gotcha. Hear you loud and clear RGBIII.

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're hiring Mike Leach. Gotcha. Hear you loud and clear RGBIII.

I’d take the pirate over Herman

Based on this, I'm just going to assume it's already done and wait for the good news to be announced.

His tie color will tell us all we need to know.

His tie color will tell us all we need to know.

unless he’s got a backup and he’s switching this commercial break, we’re in trouble

Tie color is part of the leverage for negotiations. This Is exactly why we need Urban. The man knows how to play the game. He just added another year on the contract.

Just now, Treefidy said:

Urban trolling Mensa again

Mensa is a mark at this point. Agreed on the trolling. 


unless he’s got a backup and he’s switching this commercial break, we’re in trouble

I think it’s the tie behind the tie...

Watching segment where Urban just discussed what's needed in an OC, and how a Head Coach really needs a full-time playcaller to win championships just adds another club to the head of Herman...

Mensa is just not head coach material -- he's just another example of the Peter Principle.

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3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

RIP Jerry Jeff

 

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


DEETS!?

Talking about what makes a good OC, all things not Mensa.  The best OCs he’s had we’re Mullen and Day.

 

23 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Tie color is part of the leverage for negotiations. This Is exactly why we need Urban. The man knows how to play the game. He just added another year on the contract.

 At least it’s not crimson and gold.   Dome colored tie plus Kelly talk... if dome fired Kelly after a 1 loss season to snag Urban then fuck it all

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Watching segment where Urban just discussed what's needed in an OC, and how a Head Coach really needs a full-time playcaller to win championships just adds another club to the head of Herman...

Mensa is just not head coach material -- he's just another example of the Peter Principle.

This was followed by several references to momentum and its importance to college football. This can’t be a coincidence. 

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

This was followed by several references to momentum and its importance to college football. This can’t be a coincidence. 

Then they asked him what his favorite cocktail is and he said he likes a good Belvedere and Powerade. 

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Double post. Here's some tits

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16 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Give herman a dropkick right in the crotch

 

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Give herman a dropkick right in the crotch

Acceptable double post. 

I’d take the pirate over Herman


I’m to the point where I’d take A pirate over Herman
32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Double post. Here's some tits

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Cannot ... look ... away.

South Austin's Mom.

8 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck me. I'm only going back five pages. What the fuck is in Fort Collins?

It's where they guard all the Tom Collins mix.

22 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


I’m to the point where I’d take A pirate over Herman

 

I’d take Johnny Depp, dressed as a pirate over Herman.

24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


I’m to the point where I’d take A pirate over Herman

 

Would you take a ninja over Herman?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Would you take a ninja over Herman?

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

19 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Fuck me. I'm only going back five pages. What the fuck is in Fort Collins?

It’s where Urb and his wife spend most their time these days, hanging with friends from his CSU days. Allegedly.

6 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

It’s where Urb and his wife spend most their time these days, hanging with friends from his CSU days. Allegedly.

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Was Meyer wearing a red tie? USC red? Leverage.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Watching segment where Urban just discussed what's needed in an OC, and how a Head Coach really needs a full-time playcaller to win championships just adds another club to the head of Herman...

Mensa is just not head coach material -- he's just another example of the Peter Principle.

Wouldn’t that also be a shot at Ryan day?  Isn’t he still calling plays?

5 minutes ago, Xian said:

Wouldn’t that also be a shot at Ryan day?  Isn’t he still calling plays?

You need to get with the program and focus on the target at hand -- Tom Herman

 

41 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

It’s where Urb and his wife spend most their time these days, hanging with friends from his CSU days. Allegedly.

Don’t blame him one bit. Beats the shit out of Gainesville and Columbus.

33 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Was Meyer wearing a red tie? USC red? Leverage.

Black tie....can only mean Black shirts.... Fuck... It's Nebraska. 

 

Wouldn’t that also be a shot at Ryan day?  Isn’t he still calling plays?

From what I heard today, would not doubt if that’s a shot at mensa. Probably gunna post it.
5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


From what I heard today, would not doubt if that’s a shot at mensa. Probably gunna post it.

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