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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

FIRE HERMAN AT HALFTIME TODAY...

I’m fine with firing him at the end of the first

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’m fine with firing him at the end of the first

Hell Jeremy Pruitt fired the DL coach at some point when the game was going on, fire him now.

Edited by Elmer_Fudd

I am so stupid. I thought Herman would be a good coach here. And I thought we’d be really good this year. Fuck I’m dumb. 

I'm very good with the midseason firing. send a message that things are different now.  this is over.  Herman is a 8-5 coach.  CDC is a pussy if he doesn't fire him this week.  

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

Turtling from the kickoff, bold strategy 

Once we figure out the why we will know the how to win this game. Herman is so Mensa he out mensas himself. 

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'm very good with the midseason firing. send a message that things are different now.  this is over.  Herman is a 8-5 coach.  CDC is a pussy if he doesn't fire him this week.  

So I typically think firing mid season is bullshit. We’ve never done it. I would only really consent to it in extreme circumstances. Herman is a big enough dick head I wouldn’t complain if you want to know the truth. He deserves it. 

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

In the Big 12...

... with a supposed Heisman contender at QB.

not even doing game thread this week.  and only 3500 views for the first quarter.

that level of malaise has never been seen on any site from 360 days until now.

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

In the Big 12...

... with a supposed Heisman contender at QB.

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

Ok new idea

Hire Urban midseason but have him keep his job at Fox and just use every segment he has to recruit on national tv 

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

Dinner for schmucks. 

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Herman is the dumbest fuck in history and I’m convinced he was allowed in Mensa as a cruel joke and everyone makes fun of him

Just need one of our resident photoshop experts to touch this up then:

 

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So I typically think firing mid season is bullshit. We’ve never done it. I would only really consent to it in extreme circumstances. Herman is a big enough dick head I wouldn’t complain if you want to know the truth. He deserves it. 

They lose to Baylor I think it happens.

Missed this yesterday...option 1 is Urban Meyer btw

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Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

Brewer for over 300.

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Just now, RGBIII said:

Missed this yesterday...option 1 is Urban Meyer btw

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I don't need 'improving', I need 'finalized'.

This seems so odd. When is the last time we’ve only thrown 3 passes through the first 20 minutes in the Herman era? Is he throwing in the...

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

No worries - when we're down 16 in the 4th Sam will take over the offense and we'll get some yards/points.

Tom is done and knows it. It looks like the players know it. I think Urban is just waiting to put pen to paper and we will try to let him start making changes and giving input during the rest of this season.

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

That's where I'm at.

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sam's on pace for something like 35 yards passing today.

Brewer for over 300.

Not so fast my friend

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

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3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

Just look at this way. If Texas loses today it’s not a good thing right now but will be a WIN for the future. 

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

I know.  Different teams, different strengths and all.  But, of course, the second our D actually plays halfway serviceable, the O can't get off its dick.

Jesus Fucking Christ this game is a beating.
Really hard to watch.. Thank God for alcohol

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3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

This is what is going to happen.

7 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Just look at this way. If Texas loses today it’s not a good thing right now but will be a WIN for the future. 

Fuckin MENSA created a situation where no matter what happens in the second half we are all going to feel terrible. Pyrrhic victory or another crushing loss. 
 
Going to pour a bourbon and work through my feelings. 

Edited by UncleSonny

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

Halloween in Stillwater was always the most likely the suspect, but Mensa doing his best to speed up the time-line.

I try not to share what I hear and my sources are more friends of people in the know then direct sources, but was talking to a colleague earlier and he mentioned that Urban was actually in Austin this weekend having secret talks with UT and house hunting. He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show. Take it for what it’s worth. 🤘🏻

Just now, Covri said:

He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show.

Damn. I almost believed you.

I try not to share what I hear and my sources are more friends of people in the know then direct sources, but was talking to a colleague earlier and he mentioned that Urban was actually in Austin this weekend having secret talks with UT and house hunting. He works at KTBC and said Urban was there using one of the green screen rooms to hologram himself to the Big Noon Kickoff show. Take it for what it’s worth. [emoji1591]

This confirms my report
38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tom is done and knows it. It looks like the players know it. I think Urban is just waiting to put pen to paper and we will try to let him start making changes and giving input during the rest of this season.

you agree if we win this conference we can't  fire Herm?  IMO the brass is waiting for the next loss

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