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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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23 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Halloween in Stillwater was always the most likely the suspect, but Mensa doing his best to speed up the time-line.

Yep Baylor would've been perfect world but seems they're just a little more shitty than we are. 

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30 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

We should be destroying Baylor. I’m prepared for an ugly win and this not getting resolved this week. 

Let’s see how the third quarter goes. 

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

you agree if we win this conference we can't  fire Herm?  IMO the brass is waiting for the next loss

I'm just taking all the data laid out in front of me and making a prediction based on it. I don't expect this team to win the conference, play for the conference, or even win 7 games. So I'm not factoring that in to my prediction that Tom has already been told he won't be returning.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Baylor to cover is lookin nice. Keep it up squad!

Not really. Unless you are talking about the opening line. 

46 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

im horny GIF

Thank goodness that’s not from the latest Borat movie

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

We are counting on you Gundy.  Don't fuck this up.

Just now, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

there is still time.  Herman is still at the controls and we don't have Ossai.

wrong thread

Edited by dcar00

there is still time.  Herman is still at the controls and we don't have Ossai.

Nope, his buddy Aranda will make sure it doesn’t happen. We’ll win in a blowout
9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Well looks like the firing party is delayed a week

reminds me of Mack's last year.  He just kept winning.  But you shouldn't get any accolades for pounding Baylor

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

I cannot bring myself to root for Texas to lose ever...especially against fucking Baylor. But Christ, if an ugly win today means more weeks of this garbage and a loss gives us coverage to go ahead and fire this jackass...

Out of rep. That’s how I felt about Kansas. 

Herman is going to learn the wrong lessons from this game.

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not really. Unless you are talking about the opening line. 

Yep. Either way not as nice now 

10 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

reminds me of Mack's last year. 

Yeah I was just thinking the other day that this year is shaping up to be a lot like that one. 

Wrong thread.   Fire the Turtle.

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Making Baylor eat shit is still nice I guess.

Let's not let it distract from the fact that we gave away games against one of the 2 worst OU teams in over 20 years and one of the worst TCU teams in recent memory.

Who gives a fuck what the record is?  Fire him with two losses at the end of the season then.  If Meyer is lined up, you think that would scare him away?

 

Don't be such pussies. 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I was just thinking the other day that this year is shaping up to be a lot like that one. 

I'm not championing Tom, Mack or Charlie, but I would guess over the last 20 years we've been at worst 3rd in talent in any given year.  If you want Herm gone, our best shot is osu, but Texas can beat them.  Or, ou in the championship game.  

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.

No doubt.  The only team I would ever give credit to beating in this conference is ou.  Just sayin we're gonna have to wait for an L to get rid of Herm

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Baylor is really bad and missing a lot of players. I doubt they win a game unless they beat Kansas. I'm keeping my Kool Aid locked up until I see quite a few more wins.

 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Baylor has been through the covid ringer. This is only their third game. Top it off with them simply sucking.

No doubt.  The only team I would ever give credit to beating in this conference is ou.  Just sayin we're gonna have to wait for an L to get rid of Herm

Fire his ass at the post-game presser.  

“ Congrats Tom you beat a team you should have.  Now , step into my office because you’re fucking fired!”

Could there be a more poorly put together and coached group?

Give him another year....
2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Could there be a more poorly put together and coached group?

Impossible. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Impossible. 

Jerry Jones and the BMDS on line one. How may I direct your call?

Haha, I have Baylor in a teaser at +20 and was worried for a second like I haven’t been watching MENSA refuse to put teams away for 4 years. 

Just unreal... typical of the Herman era. Never a relaxing Big 12 game. Even a team coming off of Covid. So sick of this Herman crap. 

CDC announces a contract extension for Tom for getting the team to stay for The Eyes.    That had to be very hard for Tom.  

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

Two plays away from undefeated!

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

23 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

kill me now barney stinson GIF

it takes the SOBs job to be on the line to get his team ready to play. TCU is garbage and Tom did what he does which is being lax in preparation. Minute things get a little better we will see an unprepared shit show from Tom again.

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