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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Great game. See y'all on Tuesday. Need to prepare for the gang bang.

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16 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

So there's no chance in hell we win any of those games and a 75% chance we lose all 3?

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

So there's no chance in hell we win any of those games and a 75% chance we lose all 3?

 

Agree we should lose all three.  What are the chances Tom is fired after the last loss? 

 

 

Bad news for Tom.  OSU is probably the most talented team in the league and mullet is going to run up the score.  

40 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

we aren't beating KSU, ISU and OSU.  not a chance in hell.  I'd give it a 75% chance we lose all 3.

Lol ok. We go 1-2 at worst in that set of games. I want Herman gone too but the B12 is just as bad as we are.

I didn't see anything today to show we should keep him. A meh game against a team we should have crushed. He's safe for now, but that will change after next week against OSU, and KSU and ISU still loom. 

Enjoy the win because we’re going to lose next week.

Just now, mdmost said:

Enjoy the win because we’re going to lose next week.

So negative.  Tom’s got this. 

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So negative.  Tom’s got this. 

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Bros, as I said on page 694, there's not a guaranteed loss here.  We could run the table in this shit conference.

There’s probably only one guaranteed win, and that’s being generous given the last KU game.

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This guy doesn’t even dry hump.  Poor Michelle. 

6-4.  Beat WVU and Kansas at home, win 1/3 against KSU ISU & OSU. My money is on ISU at home. Would this result get him fired? I'd say no given COVID and buyout. Hope I'm wrong. 

Can someone explain to me what Brewer contributes on the field? 

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Just now, Newy25 said:

Can someone e explain to me what Brewer contributes on the field? 

Coach on the field.  Lunchpale kinda guy.  Bled for the program.

6-4.  Beat WVU and Kansas at home, win 1/3 against KSU ISU & OSU. My money is on ISU at home. Would this result get him fired? I'd say no given COVID and buyout. Hope I'm wrong. 


If we can get Meyer, we’re firing Herman if he loses 1 more game. This isn’t “review at the end of the year”.


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8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

6-4.  Beat WVU and Kansas at home, win 1/3 against KSU ISU & OSU. My money is on ISU at home. Would this result get him fired? I'd say no given COVID and buyout. Hope I'm wrong. 

One more loss and he's done.  Here's the business case:

*4 year tenure

*1-4 vs ou

*1-3 vs tcu

*no conference titles

*only made conference title game once

 

 

The above is not acceptable at Texas regardless of the size of the mess you inherited.  Now, the caveat is, we have to wait until it is mathematically impossible for us to win the conference.  Same as when we had Saban on the line mid season with Mack.

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Why do we need this fool to lose 1 more game to get fired??? Fuck him.  He is a shitty coach.  if Urban wants it you fire this dipshit on the spot. 

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During the game they were talking about this weird and dumb shit Tom was doing during the week to overcome ‘accountability issues’, which you shouldn’t be having in year 4.

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This Baylor “win” should do nothing to make anyone feel like Herman has a single fucking clue as to what he’s doing. 

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

This Baylor “win” should do nothing to make anyone feel like Herman has a single fucking clue as to what he’s doing. 

"Win"?  Did we not win?

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Can someone e explain to me what Brewer contributes on the field? 

That Baylor QB is a major contributor.  Oops, you were referring to our slow tight end that can’t catch.  Well apparently you’re not aware that catching the football is really really really hard.  

5 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

This Baylor “win” should do nothing to make anyone feel like Herman has a single fucking clue as to what he’s doing. 

This does nothing. They came back down 13 points to make it close. If anything this shows how utterly fucking incompetent Herman really is. A team that only practiced 2-3 days and half their team is out with COVID 

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Win"?  Did we not win?

Yes but against a team that had like three days of practices vs the 2 weeks UT had this narrow victory shouldn’t be something fans are happy with. Texas looked like crap and got lucky that Baylor was crappier. 

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Look those were two terrible teams duking it out today at DKR. That game was irrelevant and should have no impact on the Fire Herman train. 

15 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Yes but against a team that had like three days of practices vs the 2 weeks UT had this narrow victory shouldn’t be something fans are happy with. Texas looked like crap and got lucky that Baylor was crappier. 

Oh, I don't think anyone is making anything more out of the win than what it is.  But it was still a win, not a "win".

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

So there's no chance in hell we win any of those games and a 75% chance we lose all 3?

 

uhhh, we aren't beating all of them "and" not "or". the poster was saying there was a chance we could run the table.

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46 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

If we can get Meyer, we’re firing Herman if he loses 1 more game. This isn’t “review at the end of the year”.

If we can get Meyer,  fire Herman no matter what.  

We’re going to get demolished at OSU. WVU will come down to the wire. We’ll go 50/50 with KSU and ISU. I find it laughable that winning out was even mentioned. TH is beyond post without answers. This team has a higher chance of losing out than winning out.

Cross off Fleck

Cross off Muschamp for DC

11 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re going to get demolished at OSU. WVU will come down to the wire. We’ll go 50/50 with KSU and ISU. I find it laughable that winning out was even mentioned. TH is beyond post without answers. This team has a higher chance of losing out than winning out.

Agree with most of this except I think KSU will push our shit completely in as well.  That is a tough team and far, far better coached than we are.

56 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Look those were two terrible teams duking it out today at DKR. That game was irrelevant and should have no impact on the Fire Herman train. 

Yea it wasn’t a positive day for tom

14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Baylor might be the second worst team in the conference this year after Kansas.  Plus, Aranda looks like an idiot at head coach- that’s a huge step down from Rhule.

This is a game a typical Mack Brown Texas team wins like 42-7 and plays the backups the entire 4th quarter.  The idea that hanging on to win against that shitty team that hasn’t even been able to practice somehow means Herman is about to save his job is laughable.  

Only Mack usually blew shit teams out.  Now for the record fuck Mack just saying 

18 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Baylor might be the second worst team in the conference this year after Kansas.  Plus, Aranda looks like an idiot at head coach- that’s a huge step down from Rhule.

This is a game a typical Mack Brown Texas team wins like 42-7 and plays the backups the entire 4th quarter.  The idea that hanging on to win against that shitty team that hasn’t even been able to practice somehow means Herman is about to save his job is laughable.  

Yeah. All of this. His only way allegedly to hang onto his job is if he wins the conference. I’m pretty sure I’d fire him, win or lose, but if he wants to win the last 7 games of the year after the OU loss I guess I will celebrate the accomplishment, buy a T-shirt- and wait for the firing next year. 
but yeah- he ain’t winning the conference. 

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At this point, I miss OG Mack 

 

only getting urban and going a decade long bama like run can make it worth it. 

Edited by Xian

Where did you all get the notion that Texas needs to lose for Tom Herman to get fired? From where I sit, everything is already aligned.

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Only Mack usually blew shit teams out.  Now for the record fuck Mack just saying 

Yeah. That's what he said.

2 hours ago, stork642 said:

Bad news for Tom.  OSU is probably the most talented team in the league and mullet is going to run up the score.  

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Don't you dare! Don't you dare! I will fight you!!!

 

Man, screw this guy. How did this garbage Baylor team hold Texas under 30 and keep the game semi-close?

37 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Baylor might be the second worst team in the conference this year after Kansas.  Plus, Aranda looks like an idiot at head coach- that’s a huge step down from Rhule.

This is a game a typical Mack Brown Texas team wins like 42-7 and plays the backups the entire 4th quarter.  The idea that hanging on to win against that shitty team that hasn’t even been able to practice somehow means Herman is about to save his job is laughable.  

Who is saying that?

46 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Agree with most of this except I think KSU will push our shit completely in as well.  That is a tough team and far, far better coached than we are.

there are at least 5 coaches better than Herman in the big 12.  and yes KSU is going to hand us our ass.  we are soft as charmin again...

46 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Agree with most of this except I think KSU will push our shit completely in as well.  That is a tough team and far, far better coached than we are.

there are at least 5 coaches better than Herman in the big 12.  and yes KSU is going to hand us our ass.  we are soft as charmin again...

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